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The Legend Continues

By Angel Cohn | Aired on 09.18.2013

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Mondo Extra	The Legend Continues Sleepy Hollow: Pilot Review - Ichabod Crane is brought back to life in the 21st century and he's more confused about Starbucks than he is about the headless guy who wants likes to murder anyone in his path.	09.18.2013	N/A	Angel Cohn
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-11 Weecap	And Then! “…Into the Oven” - The season finale contains guns, bombs, shocking betrayal, and moments of peace. And yet, it's still really boring.	09.16.2013 09.17.2013	D+	Montykins
1-13 Recaplet	And Then I See A Darkness Curtains - The series fi -- sorry, season finale of Under the Dome proves that there are no expectations so low that they can't be met.	09.16.2013 09.17.2013	F	Daniel
17-1 Weecap	Inspiration and Perspiration Season 17 Performance 1 - The judges give out higher first week scores than ever, and they are mostly deserved.	09.16.2013 09.17.2013	B	Kim
2-9 Weecap	Tomorrow Is One More Day I Get to Dance The Story of Us - On the season finale, the dancers travel to California for a fund-raiser. Allison wants to get back together with Rex, and Chris and Christiana's marriage hits its…you know, we're not going to say it.	09.16.2013 09.17.2013	B+	Sara Brady
6-1 Recap	Lean In, Jax! Farther In! Straw - When Jax takes a break from stealing a porn business from Iranian types, trying to keep the club from imploding, trying to spring his wife from the pokey, or wondering why Clay isn’t dead already, he needs to fit in a quick read of Sheryl Sandburg’s Lean In, because this episode’s a study in how hard it is for even hardened criminals to balance work and life demands.	09.10.2013 09.16.2013	B	Sobell
4-2 Recaplet	J. Edgar Hoover Is The One Who Knox Resignation - Nucky’s biggest trouble is Eddie giving his notice, but there are other threats bubbling up all around him. The good news for Nucky and Chalky is that one Dr. Valentin Narcisse has found the widowed Mrs. Pastor. Oh, wait. That turns out to be very bad news.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	B	Daniel
5-16 Weecap	Every Unhappy Family The Blonde Drops a Bombshell - Just when it looks like the Gorgas and Giudices are back to being a happy family, Melissa and Joe "coincidentally" "run" "into" Penny, who has some news to share.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	B	Potes
1-6 Recaplet	Piggy Cried All the Way Home The Way Things Are - Damon loses the blind pig. Frank loses his relationship with Katia. It turns out neither man ever really had these things in the first place.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	N/A	Tippi Blevins
1-11 Recaplet	Death & The Donovans Bucky Fuckin’ Dent - The Donovan boys accidentally kidnap a priest; Claudette is Mickey's alibi for the latest murders; Avi spends the day at Abby's.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-11 Recaplet	Things Fall Apart Monkey In A Box - Five minutes from the end, Dexter appears to have everything well in hand. He should have known that a lot can happen in five minutes.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	N/A	Couch Baron
2-9 Recaplet	Everybody Wins! Election Night Part 2 - Instead of resigning, everyone just hooks up with each other. Except Neal. He's fixing Wikipedia pages.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	C-	Sara M
15-35 Weecap	Been There, Seen That Season 15 – Clip Show - The penultimate episode is a look at the season's greatest moments. In other words, nothing happens.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	C	M. Giant
5-14 Recaplet	Look On My Works And Despair Ozymandias - It's all falling apart, for everybody, in every conceivable way. Walt ends up on the run with baby Holly, and Jesse ends up in chains.	09.15.2013 09.16.2013	A	Joe R
20-7 Recaplet	Paint It Wack The Guy Who Cries - Fatigued with annoying everyone else in the house, Marvin and Chris set their sights upon one another.	09.13.2013 09.16.2013	B	Potes
1-12 Weecap	Let's Go Someplace Like Ecuador Pawn - It's the season finale! Briggs proves rather inept at going on the run, Charlie stumbles right into Jangles's arms and Jakes just hates all of these idealistic bastards.	09.12.2013 09.13.2013	D	Sara Brady
5-13 Recap	Lie Down With Nazis To’hajiilee - Jesse and Walt are simultaneously planning to eliminate one another, and their fates collide out in the desert.	09.08.2013 09.13.2013	A-	Joe R
4-1 Recap	Are We Having Dunn Yet? New York Sour - Nucky makes peace with his enemies, hoping to lie low. Like that ever works out. You can’t be a quarter-gangster, Nucky!	09.08.2013 09.13.2013	B+	Daniel
2-8 Recap	Election Night Special Election Night, Part 1 - Despite Will and Charlie's best efforts to resign, they aren't allowed to, so ACN goes forward with its election night broadcast. All hands on deck except for Dr. Dr. Sloan and MacKenzie, who are too worried about fake signatures in books and inaccurate Wikipedia entries, respectively (but not respectfully).	09.08.2013 09.13.2013	C+	Sara M
1-10 Recap	Cross Bones Old Friends - Cross's broken arm and other injuries don't stop her from doggedly pursuing the man who kidnapped Ruiz's son. Unfortunately, Ruiz does.	09.11.2013 09.13.2013	N/A	M. Giant
8-10 Recap	The Good Son Goodbye Miami - Dexter's not perfect, but he's not the son who kills his mother.	09.08.2013 09.13.2013	C	Couch Baron
1-5 Recap	Abandon All Hope and Friends Cake on the Way - Frank and Joe figure out how to sell their big, fat lies to the mayor. Michael learns the true cost of being Damon's friend.	09.08.2013 09.13.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
3-2 Weecap	Simon Sings Auditions #2 - Surprisingly, Simon is not the worst vocalist of the night.	09.12.2013 09.13.2013	B-	M. Giant
15-34 Weecap	Six Angry Women Exterminated - The drama and arguing is confined to the jury house because duh, that's where Amanda is.	09.12.2013 09.13.2013	B	M. Giant
12-10 Weecap	There's No Such Thing as a Free Brunch Let’s Do Brunch - The words "Modern Southern Woman" are used about a million times, and Heidi declares shenanigans for the bottom three.	09.12.2013 09.13.2013	A-	Montykins
15-33 Weecap	The Final Countdown Poor Judd Is Dead. Again. - The house loses another person, but the average IQ in there increases considerably.	09.11.2013 09.12.2013	B	M. Giant
3-1 Weecap	Three Women and a Baby Auditions #1 - Simon and Demi welcome two new judges to the panel in an hour that features more triumph than farce. Of course, that only refers to the singers.	09.11.2013 09.12.2013	B+	M. Giant
3-9 Weecap	Breaking Up Is Hard to Win Bad Faith - Even reversing the firm's merger is a fight, and everyone ends up at least a little bloody.	09.10.2013 09.11.2013	N/A	M. Giant
20-6 Recap	Send in the Clowns The Girl Who’s Scared of Clowns - While some contestants are distracted by romantic feelings, Kanani struggles with PTCD (post traumatic clown disorder).	09.06.2013 09.11.2013	B+	Potes
1-12 Weecap	All Roads Lead to Dome Exigent Circumstances - Big Jim goes on a rampage, arresting or killing anyone who’s causing trouble for him. Barbie pleads not guilty in his preliminary hearing at the Supreme Court of the Town Hall Steps.	09.09.2013 09.11.2013	D	Daniel
1-10 Weecap	Cursed Igloo Strange Bedfellows - Most of the missing cast members come back, and the scary indigenous tribe gives everybody soup.	09.09.2013 09.11.2013	C-	Montykins
1-7 Weecap	Where the Wild Things Aren't Call of the Wild - The twists continue to escalate in harshness, as Luke announces that the teams will be spending the night in the hunting grounds.	09.10.2013 09.11.2013	C	Carla Sparks
10-18 Weecap	Hail to the Victors Season 10 Finale - After a break in the two-hour festivities for a presidential address, the two winners are finally crowned.	09.10.2013 09.11.2013	A	Lauren S
1-13 Weecap	Don't Go To The Springs! I Choose You - Death awaits our ladies on a birthday road trip. Except for Karen, whose life continues to be effortlessly -- and in the strictest sense -- incredible.	09.09.2013 09.10.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-10 Recap	Nobody's Ever Always Anything Fite Nite - During Daryll's first big fight, Mickey and Ray find themselves on separate roller-coasters, Sully goes rogue, and a couple people die.	09.08.2013 09.10.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-8 Weecap	It's Time to Light the Lights It’s Time to Face the Music - Cinderella closes, moms visit, and everyone faces the future.	09.09.2013 09.10.2013	B	Sara Brady
5-15 Weecap	Crooked Dicks and Clean Hearts Zen Things I Hate About You - Juicy tells the poignant story of his father's dick stroke, and Miraval Resort takes things one step too far with "Zennis."	09.08.2013 09.09.2013	B	Potes
15-32 Weecap	Exterminate Season 15, Episode 32 - Hoping that Daleks arrive to take out GM, Judd, Spencer and Andy are the only thing left getting us through the rest of this season.	09.08.2013 09.09.2013	B	Angel Cohn
1-11 Weecap	Parrot Sketch Not Included Happy Endings - Briggs, Jakes, Mike, and Paige all scramble to get to Juan's Crown Vic and the recording that will prove Briggs murdered a fellow FBI agent. Charlie dances idiotically with Mexican cop Cortez, who secretly wants to chop her fingers off and make a necklace.	09.05.2013 09.06.2013	D	Sara Brady
5-12 Recap	Gasoline Alley Rabid Dog - Walt narrowly avoids a home inferno, Skyler decides that Jesse has to go, and Hank and Jesse try to settle on a plan to nail Walt for good.	09.01.2013 09.06.2013	A-	Joe R
1-9 Recap	Cross Wires The Beetle - The game of cat and mouse between the police and the killer enters the next phase, but with the roles reversed…which is to say that the police have finally figured out what their role actually is.	09.04.2013 09.06.2013	A-	M. Giant
1-4 Recap	It's Hard Out Here For a Hooker Catacombs - Frank forgets he has an actual job and spends all his time looking for Katia. Damon worries about underage girls working at the pig.	09.01.2013 09.06.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
15-31 Weecap	The Studio City 500 Throw Me a Bone - Elissa makes her last mistake of the game. But honestly, even avoiding it wouldn't have helped.	09.05.2013 09.06.2013	B+	M. Giant
12-9 Weecap	Running on the Runway Having a Field Day - Ken shouts at Helen, and then Michael Kors and Zac Posen team up to mock some clothes.	09.05.2013 09.06.2013	A-	Montykins
15-30 Weecap	Kobayashi McCrae Power of Love vs. Power of Veto - Amanda and McCrae face the showmance's no-win scenario.	09.25.2013 09.05.2013	B	M. Giant
3-8 Weecap	A Flock with One Stone Endgame - Harvey and Jessica have a losing murder case, an unwanted merger partner, and a broken relationship. If only they could fix all of those things at once.	09.03.2013 09.04.2013	N/A	M. Giant
1-11 Weecap	Big Jim Runs Things, Things Don't Run Him Speak of the Devil - Wait, NOW Big Jim declares a state of emergency? "Hold on, let's wait to see if this whole cut-off-from-the-rest-of-the-world thing blows over."	09.02.2013 09.04.2013	C-	Daniel
1-9 Weecap	Loud Noises! One by One - Daniel builds a computer and a mystery is resolved in the most boring way imaginable. Pretty exciting, right?	09.02.2013 09.04.2013	C-	Montykins
1-12 Recap	The First Authentic Anything When One Door Closes… - Everybody lines up to take a turn slapping the crap out of Joss and Karen, and it's probably the best thing that has ever happened to either of them.	09.02.2013 09.04.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
10-17 Weecap	Phenomenal Four Season 10 – Top 4 Perform - Trying to come up with a phonetic adjective to describe the great remaining four dancers is kind of hard since it seems everything is already copyrighted these days.	09.03.2013 09.04.2013	A	Lauren S
1-6 Weecap	An Eye for an Eye, a Talon for a Talon Reversal of Fortune - A Mystery Box is revealed, which promises to flip the game upside down and create a unique second hunting day.	09.03.2013 09.04.2013	B-	Carla Sparks
20-5 Recap	Questionable The Guy Who Gets to Kiss the Girl - A cross-dressing commercial shoot ends in smoochy-smoochies, and Jourdan's personality is compared to a toenail clipping.	09.01.2013 09.03.2013	A-	Potes
1-8 Recap	Cross Purposes Vendetta - It actually is the last person you expect.	08.28.2013 09.03.2013	N/A	M. Giant
2-7 Weecap	Klingons and Dance Belts and Monsters, Oh My This Ballet Is Cursed - Cinderella opens. Allison's Dread Boyfriend continues to suck and Rex's wonky foot makes everyone bananas.	09.02.2013 09.03.2013	B	Sara Brady
5-14 Weecap	Wyatt Explains It All Horse Whisper to a Scream - "What are you feeling?" "Tendons."	09.01.2013 09.02.2013	A+	Potes
15-29 Weecap	Once You Pop, You Can't Stop McCrashandburn - McCranda seem destined to suffer the same fate as all other Big Brother power couples. Except this time, everyone else seems to enjoy it a lot more.	09.01.2013 09.02.2013	N/A	M. Giant
5-11 Recap	Mutually-Assured Destruction Confessions - Walt sets out to frame Hank and disappear Jesse in order to protect himself. He'll need more than that once Jesse realizes the truth about Walt's evil, evil actions.	08.25.2013 08.30.2013	B+	Joe R
2-7 Recap	Drunk Leona Rules Red Team III - The Genoa story airs and then immediately falls apart, which means it's time to call in the lawyers.	08.25.2013 08.30.2013	C	Kim
1-9 Recap	One Week Of Love Road Trip - Ray babysits Tommy Wheeler through a hundred crises; Sully turns out to be a little bit scary.	08.25.2013 08.30.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Recap	The Thin Black & Blue Line No Rounds - Frank gets tired of beating himself up, so he has someone else do it for him in a boxing ring. Damon and his crew inch closer to a showdown with Skelos.	08.25.2013 08.30.2013	C	Tippi Blevins
15-28 Weecap	Throwing Rice Hi, Racist - Hell hath no fury like Julie Chen. But most of the Midwest hath.	08.29.2013 08.30.2013	A-	M. Giant
12-8 Weecap	Forever Plaid Shoes First! - What happens if you start an outfit with a pair of shoes? The two options are "a little black dress" and "plaid pants," apparently.	08.29.2013 08.30.2013	B+	Montykins
3-7 Weecap	Emphasis on "Mock" She’s Mine - While Louis wastes time suing for someone else's cat, Mike finds out who ordered the killings for which Harvey's client is on trial. And it's not good news.	08.27.2013 08.29.2013	B	M. Giant
15-27 Weecap	Happy Zingday! Amanda Down - Amanda tries to catch more flies with vinegar, which just leaves her with a lot of flies.	08.28.2013 08.29.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-11 Weecap	Planet Redflag Full Disclosure - Joss and Karen engineer ever more amazing performances of self-destruction, while April and Richard FINALLY get back together.	08.26.2013 08.28.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-9 Recap	Make Your Own Joke About the Thickness of Blood Make Your Own Mind Of Music - The point is, The Brain Surgeon is revealed.	08.25.2013 08.28.2013	C	Couch Baron
1-10 Weecap	Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderdome Let The Games Begin - In the past few days, Maxine has been hiding out but also establishing a raging black market drawing in hundreds of people without being noticed by the main characters, including the police, who have so little to do patrolling a relatively small area that they're chasing down random strangers on the street.	08.26.2013 08.28.2013	D	Daniel
1-8 Weecap	Mostly Wandering Through Snow A Gathering Fog - Natalie turns up dead, which is kind of a bummer. And the radio beacon has vanished, which is also not great news.	08.26.2013 08.28.2013	C+	Montykins
4-12 Weecap	Hell is Empty Now You See Me, Now You Don’t - An elaborate game leads the Liars to Rosewood, where A and Redcoat are finally revealed. (Or are they, yadda yadda?)	08.27.2013 08.28.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-5 Weecap	Run The Village Double Jeopardy - With the Teal team as the hunt team, no one knows how they will do, but a few critical errors in decision-making and social game change the hunt's fate.	08.27.2013 08.28.2013	B+	Carla Sparks
10-16 Weecap	Super Six Season 10 – Top 6 Perform, 2 Eliminated - Nothing is going to beat Mark and Jenna's dance from last week, but it's a solid two hours of great dancers dancing great.	08.27.2013 08.28.2013	A	Lauren S
20-4 Recap	Achilles Ankle The Girl Who Went Around in Circles - Once upon a time, Nina wore really stupid shoes and now she lives in fear of a turntable runway. Also: trailer park photo shoot!	08.25.2013 08.27.2013	B	Potes
6-10 Recap	You Have The Sun, I Have The Moon Radioactive - Sookie's wedding day arrives; Bon Temps makes some radical changes in response to a new threat.	08.18.2013 08.27.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-6 Weecap	Pain and Gain Nowhere Near Ready - Beckanne returns to The Rock for inspiration while Christiana suffers through both emotional and physical agony.	08.26.2013 08.27.2013	C	Angel Cohn
1-7 Recap	Cross Fire Destino - Cross finally takes down the killer. Or does she?	08.21.2013 08.26.2013	N/A	M. Giant
15-26 Weecap	Elissa's (Belated, Confused) Revenge Bear Back - Even though Elissa's old ally doesn't return to the house, the juror who does becomes a new one.	08.25.2013 08.26.2013	B	M. Giant
5-13 Weecap	A Chuckalina Full of Sparkles Spaghetti Western and Meatballs - The gang goes to Arizona, where a medium very vaguely connects them with a few dead fathers, and they write stuff on paper and then burn it.	08.25.2013 08.26.2013	A-	Potes
5-10 Recap	Take the Money and Run Buried - Walt tries to bury all his problems, while Hank works on getting intel out of Skyler and Jesse.	08.18.2013 08.23.2013	B+	Joe R
2-6 Recap	Chop Chop One Step Too Far - Jerry Dantana doesn't get the Operation Genoa-proving footage he wants -- so he edits it into being. Will tries to be more likeable and ends up dumping Nina.	08.18.2013 08.23.2013	B	Sara M
1-10 Weecap	I Don't Know What I Know King’s Castle - Bello finds out that Mike's a fed, Briggs finds out Mike's investigating him, and Johnny throws the saddest birthday party ever.	08.22.2013 08.23.2013	D	Sara Brady
1-8 Recap	Birthday Cake For Breakfast Bridget - If your name is Bridget, chances are that dead or alive you're on everybody's mind this week. Terry and Frances break up, Bunchy gets free, Rosanna Arquette is weird, and Sully gets ready to leave for LA.	08.18.2013 08.23.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Recap	Playing House The Goat Rodeo - Frank and Joe's plans have already begun to unravel. Damon and his wife dream of setting up a charming B&B. (It stands for "Babes & Blow.")	08.18.2013 08.23.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
15-25 Weecap	The Return Of… A Lot of Balls - Oh, look, there are eleven people in the Big Brother house now. Awesome.	08.22.2013 08.23.2013	B-	M. Giant
12-7 Weecap	Cold Glampin' With Flavor Let’s Go Glamping! - Tim and the designers say "glamping" so many times, the word has lost all meaning!	08.22.2013 08.23.2013	A-	Montykins
3-6 Weecap	Stabbed in the Backstory ... Again The Other Time - We learn what happened ten years ago between Harvey and Donna. Well, not in detail, but we know it involved whipped cream.	08.20.2013 08.22.2013	B-	M. Giant
15-24 Weecap	It's 3AM, I Must Be Pissy Eight Accompli - At this point, there's only one thing that could cost Amanda the game: Amanda's mouth.	08.21.2013 08.22.2013	B	M. Giant
4-11 Weecap	What We Pretend To Be Bring Down The Hoe - Emily tries to murder someone, Toby almost gets Caleb arrested, CeCe is back and stabbing people with knitting needles... And Aria learns a dance!	08.20.2013 08.21.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-9 Weecap	Grody To The Maxine The Fourth Hand - This show couldn’t waited until next season to start pulling the "I’ve been here all along, you just haven’t seen me" routine?	08.19.2013 08.21.2013	D	Daniel
1-7 Weecap	Look Out! Weather! First Snow - Snow appears from nowhere, Sam gets frostbite, and Miljan turns murderous.	08.19.2013 08.21.2013	C+	Montykins
1-4 Weecap	Bruise Cruise Angel With a Broken Wing - Everyone, including karma, goes after the blue team. Someone gets injured, and two teams forget that pizza doesn't make you faster.	08.20.2013 08.21.2013	A	Carla Sparks
10-15 Weecap	The Student Becomes the Teacher Season 10 Top 8 Perform/2 Eliminated - The All-Stars all choreograph their own routines this week and the results are nothing short of mind-blowing.	08.20.2013 08.21.2013	A	Lauren S
8-8 Recap	One Big Happy Family Are We There Yet - …that becomes smaller by episode's end.	08.18.2013 08.20.2013	N/A	Couch Baron
20-3 Recap	Philsus Christ Superstar The Guy Who Gets a Weave - The models have a fetish photo shoot, and then Phil gets made over to look like Jesus.	08.16.2013 08.20.2013	A	Potes
1-10 Weecap	Put The Mask On Indecent Proposals - Savannah goes it alone; Joss finally impresses her boss; Richard gets hardcore on Paul while Sam, in turn, gets softcore right on your TV screen.	08.19.2013 08.20.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-5 Weecap	Nasty, Brutish, and Short Fighting Tooth and Nail - It's contract week at Ballet West, and the endless struggle between Zach and Ian finally comes to an end. And Allison and Rex might be getting back together because he's not a jackass like Dread Boyfriend Jonathan.	08.19.2013 08.20.2013	C+	Sara Brady
1-6 Recap	Cross to Bear ID - There's one eyewitness who may be able to identify the killer, so naturally Cross and Wade are super careful with her.	08.14.2013 08.19.2013	N/A	M. Giant
5-12 Weecap	Penny Lame Hair-Binger of Doom - In a Jan and Penny-centric episode, the only thing that can save us from utter despair is Milania sliding down a banister via her fake boobs.	08.18.2013 08.19.2013	C	Potes
15-23 Weecap	Little Black Box The Face that Jumped a Thousand Ships - Helen continues to find new and original ways to have her allies abandon her.	08.18.2013 08.19.2013	B-	M. Giant
6-9 Recap	What Keeps Us Safe Life Matters - A Bon Temps funeral and an end to Hep V.	08.11.2013 08.17.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-9 Weecap	Like a Book With a Paige Torn Out Smoke Alarm - Briggs gets drunk, Mike gets stabbed, Bello gets arrested, Juan gets shot, and Charlie gets a Mexican partner. And still, none of it means anything.	08.15.2013 08.16.2013	C	Sara Brady
2-5 Recap	Women Screw Up Again! News Night with Will McAvoy - Maggie and Dr. Dr. Sloan commit stupid fireable offenses, while Jim, Martin, and (sort of) Neal save the show from further embarrassment. Will deals with his father's death in a very manly fashion.	08.11.2013 08.16.2013	C+	Sara M
1-1 Recap	Welcome to Detroit! Try Not to Die. Pilot - Two cops plot to kill one of their own between bouts of staring broodingly out over a grim and grimy cityscape.	08.11.2013 08.16.2013	N/A	Tippi Blevins
8-7 Recap	Next Dead Neighbor Dress Code - No more boring dates for her, at least.	08.11.2013 08.16.2013	B	Couch Baron
5-9 Recap	Heisenberg Certainty Principle Blood Money - Hank nearly crumbles at the realization that Walt is Heisenberg. Jesse tries to give away his ill-gotten gains. Walt tells Hank that his cancer is back. EVERYONE IS PROBABLY GONNA DIE.	08.11.2013 08.16.2013	A-	Joe R
12-6 Weecap	Borderline Grandma YOU Choose Your Materials! - It's a team challenge with unconventional materials, but that doesn't mean you can get away with not knowing how to use a sewing machine.	08.15.2013 08.16.2013	B	Montykins
15-22 Weecap	The Character Assassination of Jessie by the Coward Helen Helen to Pay - Another player calls out Helen, another player is out.	08.15.2013 08.16.2013	B	M. Giant
3-5 Weecap	Best Frenemies Shadow of a Doubt - Harvey turns to Jessica for help cleaning up the mess made by the guy who's helping him screw Jessica. Is he still sure about this?	08.13.2013 08.15.2013	B	M. Giant
15-21 Weecap	Know When to Fold Them Spencer Not for Hire - It's 3AM. Does Helen know where her allies are?	08.14.2013 08.15.2013	B+	M. Giant
20-2 Recap	Wack Wedding The Girl Who Gets Married Again - Despite hopeful previews, no models actually plummet to their deaths. Mike is as upset about it as we are, and gets really wasted to the delight of confessional cameras everywhere.	08.09.2013 08.14.2013	B+	Potes
1-7 Weecap	A Pleasant Place To Get Away From New Birthday - While Ray's in Boston, L.A. predictably goes haywire.	08.11.2013 08.14.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-8 Weecap	I’ve Looked At Blood From Both Sides Now Thicker Than Water - Ollie and Big Jim continue to butt heads over supplying water to Chester’s Mill, leading Big Jim to mount an assault on the Densmore farm that goes badly. Meanwhile, Angie is supposed to rule over everyone? She couldn’t even tell her psycho boyfriend to cool it with the snow globes.	08.12.2013 08.14.2013	B-	Daniel
1-6 Weecap	Never Split the Party Out of the Frying Pan - Daniel sees a mysterious tower and half the group goes on a hike. It goes about as well as you'd expect.	08.12.2013 08.14.2013	B-	Montykins
4-10 Recap	In Every Dream Home, People Under The Stairs The Mirror Has Three Faces - Emily discovers people under the stairs! Alison was into spirit-trading voodoo with a surprise twin! Ezra begins to lose his mind! And Aria eats a burrito.	08.13.2013 08.14.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Weecap	Sorry for Partyin' The Blue Devils - It's the worst possible thing that could have happened to a hungry person: the infuriating party boys of the blue team are the designated hunt team and they are not sorry 'bout it.	08.13.2013 08.14.2013	A-	Carla Sparks
10-14 Weecap	Stand and Deliver Season 10 – Top 10 Perform - The judges give out standing ovations like candy as the top ten dancers perform with the All-Stars for the first time this season.	09.18.2013 08.14.2013	A	Lauren S
1-13 Recaplet	A Christmas Story Can’t Fix Crazy - The holidays in prison are just about as crappy as you'd expect.	07.11.2013 08.13.2013	A	Angel Cohn
2-4 Weecap	Divertissements and Delusions Love or Ballet - Allison continues to be the Brett Favre of ballet, only without the junk pics. And Christiana and Chris's marriage is on rough ground, which is terrible and sad.	08.12.2013 08.13.2013	D	Sara Brady
1-5 Recap	Cross Talk The Beast - Cross's ability to get Ruiz in trouble rises to the next level.	08.07.2013 08.12.2013	B-	M. Giant
5-11 Weecap	Trimming the Fat Children of the Scorned - Jacqueline fulfills every woman's dream by getting a tummy tuck on camera and showing us two gruesome triangles of eliminated fatty skin, which Buffalo Bill will doubtlessly score on Ebay.	08.11.2013 08.12.2013	B	Potes
15-20 Weecap	Yo Mamma No More Clowning Around - The behind-the-scenes footage from the double eviction night was pretty great, too bad the new HOH is a lame duck.	08.11.2013 08.12.2013	N/A	Angel Cohn
2-4 Recap	Maggie's Bogus Journey Unintended Consequences - Maggie went to Africa and all she got was this lousy dead child.	08.04.2013 08.09.2013	B+	Sara M
1-8 Weecap	Lies and Lying Liars Bag Man - Briggs continues to run his Odin Rossi drug empire, leading Charlie and Mike on a merry chase as they try to find a man who doesn't exist. And Jakes continues to exist mainly to dispense cynical quips.	08.08.2013 08.09.2013	D	Sara Brady
12-5 Weecap	Voice Make DOWN! Tie the Knot - Jesse Tyler Ferguson comes in and warms everyone's heart with talk of Marriage Equality and bow ties. And then there's drama!	08.08.2013 08.09.2013	B-	Montykins
15-19 Weecap	Double Jeopardy Poor Judd Is Dead - Fast-forwarding through a week of action leads to some confusing collateral damage.	08.08.2013 08.09.2013	B-	M. Giant
6-8 Recap	The Rubble, Or Our Sins Dead Meat - Sookie gives herself an hour-long funeral/therapy session, while the entire vampire side of the cast finally gets rounded up for death time.	08.04.2013 08.09.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-9 Weecap	The Ordeal Of Cold Water Into The Deep - Emily's birthday party ends up horrible for everybody except Aria, because what else is new.	08.06.2013 08.08.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-6 Weecap	Night Moves Housewarming - Bunchy's house plays host to a predictable meltdown; Ray's first face-to-face with Van Miller goes ten times crazier than you even could have thought.	08.04.2013 08.08.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-4 Weecap	Battling Bosses Conflict of Interest - Against the wishes of both Harvey and Edward Darby, Louis and Jessica maneuver to remove a corporate boss from power. Jessica may find out what that's like herself before long.	08.06.2013 08.08.2013	B	M. Giant
15-18 Weecap	Orange You Sorry You Got Nominated? The Clown Wars - A punishment-rich Veto competition doesn't hurt two of the nominees as much as they hurt themselves.	08.07.2013 08.08.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-12 Recaplet	Mean Girls Fool Me Once - Someone finally calls Piper out for not being the nice girl she thinks she is, and Claudette loses it when her appeal goes south.	07.11.2013 08.07.2013	A	Angel Cohn
20-1.1 Recap	On the Virgg Meet the Guys and Girls of Cycle 20 – Part 2 - Tyra and the judges whittle down the finalists from 26 to 16, and the cock-puncher totally makes it through. Meanwhile, Virgg has a tough decision, made even tougher by the excess of hormones in her body.	08.02.2013 08.07.2013	B+	Potes
1-7 Weecap	Approaching Thunderdome Imperfect Circles - Norrie and Joe explore their connection with the dome. Meanwhile, civilization continues its rapid slide into chaos.	08.05.2013 08.07.2013	N/A	Tippi Blevins
10-13 Weecap	The Last Cut Is The Deepest Season 10 – Top 12: Perform, 2 Eliminated - Harsh cuts right before the Top 10 are made slightly less harsh when only one pair of dancers does poorly. But oh, the tears.	08.06.2013 08.07.2013	A-	Joe R
1-2 Weecap	Subterranean Sandwiches Hunger Strikes - An advantage and a supply station are added to the second hunt, and one team shamelessly decides to be this season’s villains.	08.06.2013 08.07.2013	B	Carla Sparks
1-5 Weecap	Don't Press the Button What She Said - Things finally start getting weird! There are no helicopters, no producers, and Sabina finds what is probably her own skeleton.	08.05.2013 08.07.2013	B+	Montykins
3-12 Weecap	The Inability To Stop The Road to Hamelin - The Pied Piper is discovered; Bullet will have her tribute.	08.04.2013 08.06.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-11 Weecap	Count To Five From Up Here - A killer lurks in the department. (Maybe. With this show you never know.)	08.04.2013 08.06.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
20-1 Recap	X Why? Meet the Guys and Girls of Cycle 20 – Part 1 - Are you ready for the first ever Guys and Girls Top Model, Tyra asks? NO. The answer is definitively no.	08.02.2013 08.06.2013	B+	Potes
2-3 Weecap	You've Been Ruining Everybody's Lives and Eating All Our Steak It’s Cinderella or Nothing - Casting for Cinderella goes up, and everyone freaks the hell out.	08.05.2013 08.06.2013	C	Sara Brady
9-12 Weecap	Everything is Normal and Nothing Hurt Season 9: After the Final Rose - Everyone takes a turn on Chris Harrison's gray chairs of awkwardness and the next Bachelor is revealed.	08.05.2013 08.06.2013	C	Carla Sparks
9-11 Weecap	The Last Man Kneeling Season 9, Episode 11: The Finale, Part 2 - Will Des rise from the ashes to find love, or will she turn every available suitor down and become a withered old maid? Those are her only options.	08.05.2013 08.06.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
1-11 Recaplet	Nothing More Than Feelings Tall Men With Feelings - We like Piper more than Larry, Crazy Eyes nearly makes us cry and we're feeling bad for a pathetic Pornstache? What is this show trying to do to us?	07.11.2013 08.05.2013	N/A	Angel Cohn
1-4 Recap	Cross the Line Maria of the Desert - A participant in the investigation loses his head over an unsuspected connection to the case.	07.31.2013 08.05.2013	B+	M. Giant
5-10 Weecap	Sizzle Tans Best Frenemies Forever - Joe Gorga is shirtless on a billboard advertising an establishment called Sizzle Tans, for which Teresa also filmed a commercial. Spray that on your head and call it hair!	08.04.2013 08.05.2013	B-	Potes
15-17 Weecap	Over a Barrel Watch What Happens - When Jessie throws a hissyfit over a barbecue invitation, Amanda throws Jessie under the bus. No, this is not a Real Housewives episode.	08.04.2013 08.05.2013	B	M. Giant
8-6 Recap	The Next Generation A Little Reflection - Dexter sees himself in someone else.	08.04.2013 08.05.2013	B+	Couch Baron
3-10 Weecap	The Trick Of Getting Back Six Minutes - The Pied Piper mystery goes unsolved one more day while Sarah gets to know Ray Seward better.	07.28.2013 08.04.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-8 Weecap	The Manichaean Candidate The Guilty Girl’s Handbook - Hanna invites Mona up inside her brain, while Emily thinks about fleeing to the relative safety of Haiti and Aria discovers Mike's latest secret.	07.30.2013 08.02.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-3 Recap	Snark Is the Idiot's Version of Wit Willie Pete - So says Will, who continues his Mission to Civilize by sleeping with a gossip columnist and saying he hopes people in Orlando die soon and go to hell. Also, Jim gets kicked off the Romney bus and Maggie doesn't understand how malaria medication works.	07.28.2013 08.02.2013	B-	Sara M
12-4 Weecap	Unicorn Drama An Unconventional Coney Island - A team challenge involving carnival prizes leads to the usual ration of backstabbing and tears.	08.01.2013 08.02.2013	A-	Montykins
15-16 Weecap	Candy Land Howard’s End - When an eviction is this inevitable, not even a public self-immolation can stop it.	08.01.2013 08.02.2013	B	M. Giant
1-10 Recaplet	"Bitches Gots to Learn" Bora, Bora, Bora - Piper becomes amazing, Tucky starts doing faith healing, a group of delinquent teens visit for some scared straight lessons and things go poorly for Tricia.	07.11.2013 08.01.2013	A+	Angel Cohn
3-3 Weecap	Oil Is Thicker than Blood Unfinished Business - Harvey and Mike defend their bribery client from a murder charge. And from herself.	07.30.2013 08.01.2013	B	M. Giant
15-15 Weecap	Who's In Charge Here With Friends Like These - Helen decides to show Candice who's boss, after Candice makes the mistake of saying Helen is.	07.31.2013 08.01.2013	N/A	M. Giant
1-9 Recaplet	How Do I Get You Alone? Fcksgiving* - Piper pisses of Healy with her lesbian antics and winds up in solitary instead of eating urine-filled gravy for Thanksgiving.	07.11.2013 07.31.2013	A+	Angel Cohn
1-4 Weecap	Green Skies at Night, Monster's Delight Fire in the Sky - The sky glows green, Johnny and Carolina have their memories wiped, and Annie strikes up a very special friendship with Natalie.	07.29.2013 07.31.2013	C+	Montykins
1-6 Weecap	There's a Riot Going On The Endless Thirst - Well, so much for everyone pulling together.	07.29.2013 07.31.2013	C	Daniel
10-12 Weecap	Nigel Lythgoe's Hip-Hop School for Boys Season 10 – Top 14: Perform, 2 Eliminated - Once again, nobody's swaggy enough for Uncle Nigel's tastes, while a pair of prop-heavy numbers get top marks.	07.30.2013 07.31.2013	B+	Joe R
1-1 Weecap	Let the Appetite Sports Begin The Hunt Begins - Twelve teams begin this epic game of tag and are too busy running to do all the flirting they'd planned.	07.30.2013 07.31.2013	B-	Carla Sparks
6-7 Recap	What It Feels Like For A Girl In The Evening - Nora, Jessica, Sarah and Arlene all go through a major amount of crap. Eric renegotiates his relationship with Bill. It is all pretty sucky tbh.	07.28.2013 07.30.2013	D	Jacob Clifton
1-9 Weecap	Hey Soul Sister Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? - The Carver Girls's even more free-spirited mother shows up, creating destruction in her wake; the Widow Grey makes her attack; Richard gets a little drunk.	07.29.2013 07.30.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-10 Weecap	Brooks Was Here Season 9, Episode 10 - Oh, Brooks made a mistake. It seems that instead of being madly in love with Desiree and wanting to spend the rest of his life with her, he is not at all in love with her and wants to go home.	07.29.2013 07.30.2013	A	Daniel
2-2 Weecap	Cold-Hearted Devil You Can Feel the Tension - Everyone worries about the casting for Cinderella, and Zach continues being a gossipy busybody and trying to break Beckanne and Chase up.	07.29.2013 07.30.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-5 Weecap	An Inconvenient Time For Cancer The Golem - Ray and Avi finally learn about Van Miller's agenda, while Ezra sells them out to Mickey and Abby pries into the LA apartment's secrets.	07.28.2013 07.29.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Recap	Cross Him Off the Suspect List Rio - The investigation leads our dogged detectives to Steven Linder, but not much further.	07.24.2013 07.29.2013	N/A	M. Giant
8-5 Recap	One Big Happy This Little Piggy - Dexter, Deb, and Vogel all find a way to make it work together, which is probably bad news for anyone who runs afoul of them.	07.28.2013 07.29.2013	B	Couch Baron
4-7 Weecap	Don't Bring Your Daughter To Work Day Crash & Burn, Girl! - The latest vigilante remains uncaught, while the D-Team locates Redcoat's plane and another level of Jenna's schemes; Hanna continues losing it.	07.23.2013 07.29.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-20 Weecap	The Degree of Dan Difficulty Season 11: Two Chefs Compete/Winner Chosen - Remember when Dan was kicked off the show and stopped ruining it? Poor Mary. Her fate was sealed as soon as he got back in the kitchen.	07.28.2013 07.29.2013	B-	Daniel
5-9 Weecap	I Cry When I Wanna Cry On Thin Giud-Ice - Dr. V. works her therapy magic, Juicy declares himself a secret softie, and we are reminded that Jacqueline exists.	07.28.2013 07.29.2013	B	Potes
15-14 Weecap	In Name Only, Week Two Whatever You Say - Lots of people try to influence Aaryn's nominations, but the decision has already been made. And not by Aaryn.	07.28.2013 07.29.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-4 Recap	The Rat & The Race Black Cadillac - Mickey takes the Boys on a road trip, the Donovans make fools of themselves as usual, and Terry takes his nurse on a little date.	07.21.2013 07.28.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-2 Recap	SNOOZE NIGHT The Genoa Tip - Jerry Dantana gets closer to the Operation Genoa story and ACN's inevitable downfall. Neal gets arrested. Maggie gets her comeuppance. And Will discovers the frightening world of internet hate sites.	07.21.2013 07.26.2013	B	Sara M
1-7 Weecap	Who Is Odin Soze? Goodbye High - Briggs confesses his junkie past to Mike, which gets Mike to tell Juan to call off the investigation of Briggs, since he's earned Mike's undying loyalty. Which might be seriously misplaced.	07.25.2013 07.26.2013	C+	Sara Brady
1-8 Recaplet	Twix Are For Kids Moscow Mule - Red has long been a genius smuggler, and it seems like everyone is either pregnant or in the midst of delivering a child.	09.18.2013 07.26.2013	A	Angel Cohn
12-2 Weecap	Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Frenemy Million Dollar Runway - The contestants design looks to go with expensive diamond necklaces, and Timothy is still the worst.	07.25.2013 07.26.2013	B	Carla Sparks
15-13 Weecap	Wrong Moves, Right Reasons An Offer They Should Have Refused - So the most unpopular person in the house gets to stay -- what's the worst that could happen? This.	07.25.2013 07.26.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-7 Recaplet	This Is WAC Blood Donut - Piper learns that WAC is BS (which we could have told her) and Janae could have been a college track star, but is instead getting in fights with yoga instructors in jail.	07.11.2013 07.25.2013	A	Angel Cohn
3-2 Weecap	Gaslitt I Want You to Want Me - Even when Louis does everything right, it's still not enough.	07.23.2013 07.25.2013	B	M. Giant
15-12 Weecap	Unlocking the Locked-Door Mystery Americadunnit - Elissa isn't the MVP for once, but everyone acts like she is. Including Elissa.	07.24.2013 07.25.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-5 Weecap	The Butterfly Effect Blue on Blue - The military decides to bomb Chester's Mill, meaning this episode tries to build dramatic tension around the supposed threat of wiping everyone out five episodes into the show's run.	07.23.2013 07.24.2013	C+	Daniel
1-6 Recaplet	Vote for the Worst WAC Pack - It may come as a shock to some of you, but politics inside of prison are totally corrupt.	07.11.2013 07.24.2013	A	Angel Cohn
10-11 Weecap	Tyce Diorio Gets Worse Season 10 Top 16: Perform, 2 Eliminated - The Top 16 perform for an assemblage of some truly fantastic choreographers who have not been around much in the last couple seasons ... and then Tyce steals from Wade Robson and makes us all sick.	07.23.2013 07.24.2013	A-	Joe R
2-1 Weecap	Once Again, From the Top It’s Not Brain Surgery, It’s Ballet! - The dancers of Ballet West reassemble after winter break, and this year there are horrible injuries, openly gay dancers, black dancers and the sequel-slash-post mortem to Allison and Rex's tortured love affair.	07.22.2013 07.23.2013	C+	Sara Brady
1-8 Weecap	The Noun Of What Is Ultimatum - April solves the mystery of the century, Karen is a flaming wreck as usual, and Joss and Savannah separately consider some pretty big, desperate moves.	07.23.2013 07.23.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-9 Weecap	Désolé, Desiree Season 9: The Men Tell All - The ousted losers return for the war-crimes tribunal of Ben and James, neither of whom seems particularly repentant, but that could just be because the only thing they did wrong was sign up for The Bachelorette in the first place.	07.22.2013 07.23.2013	F	Daniel
1-5 Recaplet	Tastes Like Chicken The Chickening - Piper has the entire prison go on a wild chicken chase and Diaz has the worst mother.	07.22.2013 07.22.2013	A	Angel Cohn
3-9 Weecap	Until You See It, You Won't Know Reckoning - The Pied Piper is captured, bringing no relief to anyone.	07.22.2013 07.22.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-4 Recap	Kill The Family, Save The Son Scar Tissue - Deb comes up with a solution for her and Dexter. The fact that she changes her mind at the last minute doesn't make it much less drastic.	09.18.2013 07.22.2013	A-	Couch Baron
6-6 Recap	Soft Breath, Beating Heart Don’t You Feel Me? - Sookie Sookie Sookie! Damn, girl! Meanwhile, Bill and Jason take on Vamp Camp, and a surprising death takes Bon Temps out at the knees.	07.21.2013 07.22.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Recap	Cross Pollination Calaca - Detective Cross gets some more clues, gets some feathers ruffled, and gets some.	07.17.2013 07.22.2013	B	M. Giant
15-11 Weecap	The Biggest Gainer In Name Only - The houseguests pound frozen yogurt in a Have-Have Not challenge, but nominal HoH Judd has weightier matters on his mind.	07.21.2013 07.22.2013	C+	M. Giant
5-8 Weecap	That's (The Opposite Of) Amore Scum One, Scum All - Everyone has black crap all over them, and it turns out to be Joe Gorga's spray-on hair. All else is irrelevant.	09.18.2013 07.22.2013	B+	Potes
1-3 Recap	In The Valley Of The Polar Bears Twerk - Mickey harasses Ezra, while himself getting hassled by a wonderful FBI agent; Bunchy gets his check; racism exists.	07.14.2013 07.21.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-6 Weecap	Run Silent Run Deep Hair of the Dog - After the feds intercept Bello's drug-delivering submarine, Mike enlists Johnny in his undercover op to recover a torpedo full of smack from the bottom of the ocean. And Briggs has more than the usual amount of empathy for Charlie as she struggles to get clean from her recent shooting-up episode.	07.18.2013 07.19.2013	B	Sara Brady
2-1 Recap	Not Better, Not Better You Bet First Thing We Do, Let’s Kill All The Lawyers - After taking a year to retool and hiring a bunch of famous journalist consultants, Sorkin's second season is... about the same as the first one, though our cast of characters' egos have been slightly deflated and so far some of them are slightly more likeable. Slightly.	07.14.2013 07.19.2013	B-	Sara M
12-2 Weecap	Who Wears Short Shorts? Sky’s the Limit - If you made shorts out of a parachute, do you think you'd manage to cover your model's naughty bits?	07.18.2013 07.19.2013	A-	Montykins
12-1 Weecap	Here Comes Everybody! Road to the Runway Season 12 - All the designers and none of the failed auditions. What's not to love?	07.18.2013 07.19.2013	B+	Montykins
11-19 Weecap	There’s No Accounting for Taste It, Now Make It Four Chefs Compete - After putting their palates to the test, the remaining cheftestants have to run the pass while Andi does things like injecting the Wellington with e. coli to see how their quality control is.	07.18.2013 07.19.2013	B+	Daniel
15-11 Weecap	The Winner Takes #@&!-All When God Opens a Backdoor… - In the noble tradition of pre-eviction campaigns, Aaryn tries to convince the house to vote her out instead of Jeremy.	07.18.2013 07.19.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-4 Recaplet	Screwed Imaginary Enemies - Piper idiotically steals a screwdriver and has to clean up urine, so it’s a winning few days in prison for her.	07.11.2013 07.18.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-13 Weecap	Orphan/Black Everything Is Broken - With the Earth Republic moving in and Datak's precious ego on the line, can Nolan find his daughter before she brings the whole sky down?	07.08.2013 07.18.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-6 Weecap	Unpleasantville Under The Gun - Aria learns about teenage boys, Ashley pays the price for Hanna's freakout, Medusa returns, and Spencer visits Jenna's hellish home dimension.	07.16.2013 07.18.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-1 Weecap	Mending (Some) Fences The Arrangement - A lot of people have a lot of forgiving to do after last season's finale, but only some of it gets done.	07.16.2013 07.18.2013	B	M. Giant
15-10 Weecap	Pawn-zi Schemes Helen to Pay - Nearly everyone has a part to play in Helen's plan to get rid of Jeremy, including people who don't want one.	09.18.2013 07.18.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-3 Recaplet	I'm Not a Witch, I'm Your Wife Lesbian Request Denied - Piper gets wifed up and we learn how Burset landed her lovely self in prison.	09.18.2013 07.17.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-3 Weecap	A Tiger? In Siberia? Lyin’ and Tiger and Bare - A tiger shows up near camp, but we're still getting more than a little tired of the "weird in the woods" gimmick.	07.15.2013 07.17.2013	C	Montykins
1-4 Weecap	Touch Me, I'm Sick Outbreak - Everyone gets meningitis at the same time, the hospital runs out of antibiotics, they get more antibiotics, and everyone gets better. Just another day in Chester's Dome.	07.15.2013 07.17.2013	B-	Daniel
1-7 Weecap	The God Of Very Hard Things All In - Joss and Alex reach a new plateau, April gets quite a number of surprises, Harry punches Dominic and Sam returns to creep sexily once again.	07.15.2013 07.16.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Recaplet	Pop Off Tit Punch - We learn that Red has quite the backstory.	07.11.2013 07.16.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-1 Weecap	Cross to Bear Pilot - A pair of unlikely police detectives partner up to investigate an even more unlikely murder.	07.10.2013 07.16.2013	B-	M. Giant
9-8 Weecap	Shouldn't Have Put a Ring On It Season 9, Episode 8 - Here's hoping Zak can at least get back the deposit he put down for the hall he rented for the wedding reception.	07.15.2013 07.16.2013	F	Daniel
4-5 Weecap	You Will Like Cicero Or You Will Be Whipped Gamma Zeta Die! - Everybody ends up at a horrible sorority mixer where secret rooms and tremendous new hotties abound; Ella is attacked by dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.	07.09.2013 07.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-6 Weecap	Shania, I'm Allergic To Mayo Payback - Just an hour of people punching Savannah in the face, mostly, with the occasional surprise of April making some solid decisions, and hints of Sam's return.	07.08.2013 07.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-8 Weecap	We Could Be Like Two Strings Beating Try - The season's best installment sees another suspect captured, while Ray continues free-falling and Holder and Linden get closer than ever.	07.14.2013 07.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-5 Recap	Take Me To The River Fuck The Pain Away - A séance goes spectacularly awry, everybody goes to Camp Vamp, things get way tense between every daughter and every father and every everybody.	07.14.2013 07.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-3 Recap	Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti What’s Eating Dexter Morgan? - You're not, like, exactly surprised that Vogel once treated a cannibal, are you?	07.14.2013 07.15.2013	B	Couch Baron
15-8 Weecap	Race to the Bottom Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Lie - Aaryn apologizes for her racist comments, if by "apologize" you mean "blame the other person for being offended."	07.14.2013 07.15.2013	A-	M. Giant
5-7 Weecap	All Work and No Play Makes Joe a Dullard When Joes Collide - The Gorgas and Giudices and Wakiles check into The Overlook. Because the best way to solve family drama is with an axe.	07.14.2013 07.15.2013	A	Potes
3-7 Weecap	When I Slip Yeah I Slip Hope Kills - Linden and Holder take on a sneaky priest, while Bullet and Lyric try to work out a housing situation.	07.07.2013 07.14.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Recap	She Wanted To Groove So I Grooved Her A Mouth Is A Mouth - Ray cleans up some more of Tommy's mess while Mickey spends the day with Abby and the kids.	07.07.2013 07.14.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-18 Weecap	Burger Time Five Chefs Compete, Part Three of Three - Remember last time, when the five remaining chefs showed why they deserve the black jackets? Not so much with that anymore.	07.11.2013 07.12.2013	B-	Daniel
1-5 Weecap	Rainy Day Woman O-Mouth - Mike worms his way deeper into Bello's organization while Briggs and Charlie try to bust a drug dealer named after a Norse god. And Briggs takes his shirt off. Rowr.	07.11.2013 07.12.2013	C	Sara Brady
15-7 Weecap	You Can't Spell "Aaryn" without "Aryan." The Race Goes On - When Aaryn is gently confronted about her bigotry, she does the only thing possible and gets even more awful.	07.11.2013 07.12.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-1 Recaplet	Jailhouse Rock I Wasn't Ready - Thirty-something Piper is paying for the sins of her twenty-something lesbian self by serving her prison stint and making new uses for maxi-pads.	07.11.2013 07.11.2013	A	Angel Cohn
1-3 Weecap	Angie, You Can't Say I Never Tried Manhunt - So that's why no one in Chester's Mill is overly worried about the dome: Their unshakeable faith in the federal government.	07.08.2013 07.11.2013	C+	Daniel
15-6 Weecap	Bad Company Candyland - Cracks in the Moving Company alliance begin to show, as one houseguest demonstrates the difference between the most valuable player and the MVP.	07.10.2013 07.11.2013	C+	M. Giant
10-10 Weecap	Hey, Paula Top 18 Perform, 2 Eliminated - Paula Abdul finally shows up to guest judge on an episode that clearly makes the case for personality over ability. Particularly if that personality has blue hair or can tap dance.	07.09.2013 07.10.2013	B-	Joe R
1-2 Weecap	Box of Snakes A Question of Reality - Victoria has prophetic visions and people argue about food. Also, there's a snake!	07.08.2013 07.10.2013	C+	M. Giant
9-7 Weecap	Frankly, Madeira, I Don't Give A Damn Season 9, Episode 7 - Which is worse: A bachelorette who pretends to be in love with all her remaining bachelors, or one who is clearly more smitten with one above the rest? Answer: They're both worse!	07.08.2013 07.09.2013	F	Daniel
8-2 Recap	Teacher, Mother, Secret Non-Lover Every Silver Lining - Guess who actually wrote Harry's code?	07.07.2013 07.08.2013	B+	Couch Baron
6-4 Recap	For the Next Hour I Am Bulletproof At Last - Ben's relationship with all three Stackhouse/Brigants moves forward several spaces; Jessica makes a fatal mistake; Eric makes a new acquaintance.	07.07.2013 07.08.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
15-5 Weecap	Fears of a Clown Hood of Household - Aaryn's bigotry is revealed for the entire network viewing audience to see. Only half the house remains to be exposed now.	07.07.2013 07.08.2013	C	M. Giant
5-6 Weecap	An Affair to Forget Drinking with the Enemy - Exotic dancing class, rumors of an affair and lingering shots on Kim D.'s face make this the grodiest episode on record!	07.07.2013 07.08.2013	C-	Potes
1-12 Weecap	Wake Past Is Prologue - Nolan and Irisa pack up and leave town after a complicated Tarr scheme threatens the Rosewaters and the sovereignty of Defiance itself.	07.01.2013 07.07.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Recap	The Solution The Bag Or The Bat - Meet Ray Donovan, his dear brothers, and a host of really unsavory LA people who mostly die or get beat up.	06.30.2013 07.05.2013	C	Jacob Clifton
1-4 Weecap	Snarky Little Monsters Sleeping With the Frenemy - Danny infiltrates the soccer team as Jo tries to infiltrate Lacey’s friend group; they find out as little as Jo’s dad, who gets a search warrant for Danny’s house.	07.02.2013 07.05.2013	D+	Carla Sparks
15-4 Weecap	Party On, Dude Season 15: First Live Eviction - A very confused David gets to go back to the beach and living in his parents basement, while Aaryn turns into a monster.	07.03.2013 07.04.2013	B	Angel Cohn
1-5 Weecap	Ride Your Life Decisions, Decisions - Joss and Alex hit a plateau, Harry gets the shock of his life and April rocks the hell out.	07.01.2013 07.03.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Weecap	Keep The Dome Fires Burning The Fire - The lack of fire trucks proves to be a problem immediately, but that’s mainly due to the comical incompetence of new character Lester Coggins, the resident mortician/reverend. Residents find out they’re apparently completely trapped, but still don’t go nuts.	07.01.2013 07.03.2013	B-	Daniel
10-9 Weecap	Dance War Z Top 20 Perform, 2 Eliminated - With the eliminations at the beginning of the episode, we end up with a couple dead dancers walking. Sometimes, it’s a real tragedy.	07.02.2013 07.03.2013	B+	Joe R
4-4 Weecap	Don't You Wish You Never Met Her? Face Time - The differences between "hurt" and "injured," a new story of the NAT Club, the return of Horace Lime, and a curious encounter with a curious doctor.	07.02.2013 07.03.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
15-3 Weecap	Bad Throw Most Vapid Player - The Veto competition is tough to win, but even tougher to lose.	07.02.2013 07.03.2013	C	M. Giant
1-1 Weecap	The Amazing Lost Lord of the Survivor Flies Pilot - What if a reality show was staged, and things go wrong? And also it's in Siberia.	07.01.2013 07.01.2013	B	Montykins
3-6 Weecap	Call Me Jamie Eminent Domain - Gone but not forgotten, Darren Richmond unwittingly helps with the Seward case; Bullet makes the most of her day; Linden is incredibly mean to everybody.	06.30.2013 07.01.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-3 Recap	The Color Boner You're No Good - Jessica gets to work on Bill's new plan to fix everything, while Eric gets to know the Gov's daughter and Steve comes face to face with his greatest mistake.	06.03.2013 07.01.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
5-5 Weecap	A Cramp in the Dick Everything Is Coming Up Rosie - Rosie plays peacemaker, and pounds her fists a lot in the process. Just like Ghandi! Meanwhile, Al gives us the best quotable slogan since "What? Beefusses?"	06.30.2013 07.01.2013	B-	Potes
15-2 Weecap	Sixteen Is a Crowd and Then Some Big Brother and the Moving Company - As Elissa's secret identity leaks out, the season's first named alliance is already born. With sixteen people in the house, the only question is why it took so long.	06.30.2013 07.01.2013	C	M. Giant
8-1 Recap	The Gathering Storm A Beautiful Day - Dexter's had six months to enjoy life. Now it's getting real.	06.30.2013 07.01.2013	B+	Couch Baron
4-3 Weecap	Mama Dramarama Cat's Cradle - A comes after Emily's mom; Ashley is looking guiltier than ever; Aria does something very awesome, then immediately regrets it.	06.25.2013 07.01.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-2 Recap	The Sparks That Light Your Skin Up The Sun - God calls a meeting, Sookie meets a boy, and Sam gets what's comin' to him.	06.23.2013 06.29.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-4 Weecap	Secret's in the Sauce Pizza Box - Mike and Briggs get deeper undercover with torture-happy heroin dealer Bello, while Johnny helps Paige with a DEA sting by nailing a hippie pot farmer.	06.27.2013 06.28.2013	C+	Sara Brady
1-4 Weecap	And Now You Are Dog Food A Kiss Is Just A Kiss? - Miranda gets her hooks into April, Joss gets hers into Alex and Sam Grey destroys a lovely table setting.	06.24.2013 06.28.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-11 Weecap	Don't Look Back Too Often The Bride Wore Black - The McCawley-Tarr wedding actually happens; Mayor Nicky's biggest secret is revealed.	06.24.2013 06.28.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-17 Weecap	You’re All Winners, In The Loosest Possible Sense Of The Word Five Chefs Compete, Part Two of Three - The five remaining chefs take on a team of past winners, giving the former champs one last shot of glory before they continue their slide from pop-culture consciousness.	06.27.2013 06.28.2013	C	Daniel
3-5 Weecap	You Spot It, You Got It Scared & Running - Danette finally notices the neon sign hanging over her entire life that says, "Your perverted boyfriend clearly kidnapped your dead daughter"; Bullet snuggles her way into the hearts of Team Linden one ballpoint tattoo at a time.	06.23.2013 06.27.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
15-1 Weecap	Rule of Three OMG BBMVP WTF - Sixteen new people move into the Big Brother house. Shouldn't someone tell them the new rules before they start playing?	06.26.2013 06.27.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-1 Weecap	Welcome to the Terrordome Pilot - Ugh, total ripoff of The Simpsons Movie, you guys.	06.24.2013 06.26.2013	B	Daniel
1-3 Weecap	Forgive-Me-Not PSA de Resistance - Danny really wants to be friends with Lacey again, so much so that he writes a crappy play about it and makes her perform it with him in front of the whole school. Totally not a sociopath.	06.25.2013 06.26.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
6-13 Recap	California, Here I…I Mean, "You" Come In Care Of - Don finally lets people see a piece of his true self, with fairly disastrous results.	06.23.2013 06.26.2013	A-	Couch Baron
10-8 Weecap	Swag the Dog Season 10 – Top 20: Performances - We REALLY get to meet the Top 20 this week, as partnerships are forged, limits are tested, and Nigel is mean to contemporary dancers who try to dance hip-hop but not vice versa.	06.25.2013 06.26.2013	A	Joe R
9-5 Weecap	Bavarian Brouhaha Season 9, Episode 5 - The other contestants rejoice when Ben is dispatched under mumbly, weaselly, shifty-eyed cross-examining by Michael that should have, at worst, meant both of them getting sent home. But that’s OK, because there’s a new “here for the wrong reasons” target, and his name is James.	06.24.2013 06.25.2013	F	Daniel
1-13 Weecap	Sweet Nothings Savoureux - Hannibal lends Will an ear. Unfortunately, it turns out to be Abigail's.	06.20.2013 06.24.2013	A+	Tippi Blevins
5-4 Weecap	I Work Out... Sorta Gym Rats - In which we get to see a wide variety of workout techniques and a drunken Rosie.	06.23.2013 06.24.2013	C	Angel Cohn
1-3 Weecap	That Worthless Fellow Lauren Heat Run - Roommate Lauren, who's been undercover with the Russian mafia, loses her damn mind over her shot-and-transferred partner, Donnie, and almost gets everyone at Graceland killed.	06.20.2013 06.21.2013	C-	Sara Brady
4-2 Weecap	Sister Long-Legs Turn Of The Shoe - Aria meet-cutes a boy and it's like weirdly the best thing; Spencer is handed several challenges at once; Shana comes after Emily again.	06.18.2013 06.21.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
6-1 Recap	Nobody Is In Charge & Everything Is On Fire Who Are You, Really? - We learn the fate of Bill and Lilith, a new enemy steps forward, and Sookie makes her exact usual life decisions she'll inevitably forget about tomorrow.	06.16.2013 06.21.2013	D	Jacob Clifton
6-12 Recap	…Is Sometimes Strained The Quality Of Mercy - A few people, with varying degrees of reluctance, show mercy on those whose fate is in their hands, but when Don does it, he get called a monster for his trouble. Peggy, you're not helping.	06.16.2013 06.21.2013	A-	Couch Baron
11-16 Weecap	Ramsay Arranges a Meeting With the Five Families Five Chefs Compete, Part 1 of 3 - Black jackets are handed out! Ramsay lied when he said only four would get them. We’re down to five contestants left, so that means, what, only twelve more episodes to go?	06.20.2013 06.21.2013	C-	Daniel
1-10 Weecap	Grateful Heart He's Gone Again If I Ever Leave This World Alive - The Tarrs and the E-Rep both leverage a sudden plague against their interests, while a brush with mortality repairs Nolan's relationship with his daughter.	06.17.2013 06.20.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Weecap	What Happens in the Clubhouse… Grief is a Five Letter Word - Tensions between the Mastersons and the Desais come to a boiling point at a very awkward dinner, and Lacey finds a way to grieve as the only person who will miss Regina Crane.	06.18.2013 06.20.2013	D	Carla Sparks
1-3 Weecap	The Ham Is You Breaking & Entering - Savannah loses it at work, Joss turns things around and April has problems like a normal person would have. Meanwhile, Karen is a burglar now.	06.17.2013 06.19.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-27 Weecap	And the Winner Is … Masked by a Glut of Performances Season 4 – Live Finale - The winner of Season Four is announced, lots of already-famous people perform, and nothing catches on fire.	06.18.2013 06.19.2013	B	Carla Sparks
7-10 Weecap	Like Sand Through the Hourglass Season 10 – Meet the Top 20 - Let's meet this year's top 20, y'all -- Nigel hopes that they can actually keep up with the competition this year.	06.18.2013 06.19.2013	B+	Lauren S
3-4 Weecap	All You Are Is In the Way Head Shots - Linden and Holder eliminate the middleman, Bullet chaperones a very destroyed Twitch, and a prior victim leads us to the Perv Auteur.	09.18.2013 06.18.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-4 Weecap	Manmade Disaster Meets Natural Disaster Season 9, Episode 4 - The producers of The Bachelorette are apparently under the impression that their audience isn't aware of things that are actually important versus things that are on The Bachelorette.	06.17.2013 06.18.2013	F	Daniel
4-26 Weecap	Timber, I'm Falling Asleep Season 4 – Live Final Performances - The three finalists sing solos, duets with their coaches, and their breakout hit songs. Meanwhile, Shakira dabbles in prop comedy.	06.17.2013 06.18.2013	B	Carla Sparks
1-2 Weecap	Requiem for Teddy Bears Guadalajara Dog - Mike continues to try to worm his way into Briggs's good graces, and we meet elusive seventh roommate Paige.	06.13.2013 06.17.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-12 Weecap	Who Dunnit? Relevés - Hannibal Lecter finally ‘fesses up but then immediately frames Will Graham for all of it.	06.13.2013 06.17.2013	A	LuluBates
5-3 Weecap	The Hairy Grille of Life It’s My Party and I’ll Fight If I Want To - What? Beefusses?	06.16.2013 06.17.2013	B	Potes
4-1 Weecap	Please, Not Now! A Is For A-L-I-V-E - Mona is the same amount of shady regardless of what side she's on; Ali's mom is back in town and ready to ROCK.	06.11.2013 06.14.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-15 Weecap	Ja'Nel Gives 'Em Hell Season 11 – Six Chefs Compete - With Zach being eliminated, the position of Chief Egomaniac is vacant, and Susan's making a big play for it.	06.13.2013 06.14.2013	B	Daniel
1-2 Weecap	Goo-Goo-Gajoo & The Koo-Koo-Katchoo The Morning After - Everybody comes to basically the same conclusions they did last week; Joss accidentally ends up in lesbian bondage at work.	06.10.2013 06.13.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	Welcome Back, Danny Pilot - Mysterious confessed murderer Danny Desai returns on the social scene in Green Grove and attempts to reunite his friendships with Jo and Lacey, but Danny has trouble integrating when everyone thinks he's a sociopath and people keep getting murdered.	06.11.2013 06.13.2013	B	Carla Sparks
6-11 Recap	No Good Deed Goes Unsexed Favors - Don actually does something out of the goodness of his heart. However, his dick still sees fit to reap the rewards.	06.09.2013 06.13.2013	A-	Couch Baron
1-9 Weecap	Where Tenderness Leads I Just Wasn't Made For These Times - An American astronaut turns up, with an old secret; Kenya oversteps with her new lover.	06.10.2013 06.13.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-10 Recap	Step One: Cut a Hole in a Box Mhysa - Sam meets Bran and gets all the way back to Castle Black, where he meets up with Jon Snow. Theon's tormenter gets a name. And everyone continues to hate Joffrey.	06.09.2013 06.12.2013	B+	Montykins
10-6 Weecap	Battle Without Honor or Consequence Vegas Callbacks - All of Vegas is crammed into two hours of tears, concussions and eight billion second chances to street dancers Nigel likes.	06.11.2013 06.12.2013	N/A	Joe R
4-25 Weecap	Almost Famous Season 4 – Live Semi-Final Results - Two more artists are eliminated as the Final Three are revealed and get a sneak peak at the almost-stardom they could enjoy as almost-winners of The Voice.	06.11.2013 06.12.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
3-3 Weecap	Pushing On Bruises Seventeen - Becker narrowly escapes an attack on C-Block; Holder bonds with Bullet; Kallie's fate is up for grabs.	06.09.2013 06.11.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-3 Weecap	I'm Sure They'd Think Again if They Had a Friend Like Ben Season 9, Episode 3 - "It's called The Bachelorette, not Let's Make Friends." It's not called Let's Wear Women's Tanktops either, Ben. Meanwhile, Brian's ex-girlfriend is unconvincing as herself.	06.10.2013 06.11.2013	F	Daniel
4-24 Weecap	Hometown Heroes Season 4 – Live Semi-Final Performances - The Top 5 artists visit their hometowns and choose a song to dedicate to someone in front of a white screen.	06.10.2013 06.11.2013	B+	Carla Sparks
5-2 Weecap	Rosie Explains It All A Manzo of Her Word - Caroline and Teresa have their long-anticipated sit-down, and it's kind of dull. Meanwhile, it turns out that the Gorga house may not be selling because it's rather busted, and Rosie takes questions from all the guys about Sapphic practices.	06.09.2013 06.10.2013	B	Potes
1-10 Weecap	He’s Baaaaack Roti - Eddie Izzard breaks out of prison and thinks all of his shrinks have a little 'splainin to do.	06.06.2013 06.07.2013	A	LuluBates
1-8 Weecap	Fivi Wayo Nggo, Sho Me Yete? Goodbye, Blue Sky - Irisa's latest spiritual breakthrough comes at great cost; Nicky's aggression against the McCawleys heightens; Stahma Tarr makes an alliance.	06.03.2013 06.07.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	You Can Call Me Levi Graceland - Rookie FBI agent Mike Warren movies into a paradise beach house full of gorgeous undercover agents. Seriously, all of these people's covers would be blown because they're so unspeakably pretty.	06.06.2013 06.07.2013	B+	Sara Brady
6-10 Recap	Don's Ghosts, Coast To Coast A Tale Of Two Cities - Apparently, Don's got as much of a death wish in LA as he does in New York.	06.02.2013 06.07.2013	B-	Couch Baron
11-14 Weecap	Tony, Tony, Tony Season 11 – Seven Chefs Compete Part 2 - How disastrous has the Blue team been this year? We're at the point where contestants are arguing they should stay because they've managed to last this long on such a terrible team, and it's kind of a compelling argument.	06.06.2013 06.07.2013	B-	Daniel
3-2 Weecap	A Better Man Than That That You Fear The Most - Holder and Reddick plan a one-night stand; Ray Seward gets more and more mysterious; Linden comes up with an entire massacre based solely on being crazy and her various magical powers.	06.02.2013 06.06.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-1 Weecap	If All Do Their Duty The Jungle - A year after the Larsen case was closed, a dead teen hooker brings Stephen Holder back to Sarah Linden's door.	06.02.2013 06.06.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	Diamonds! Pilot - Four ladies make trouble for themselves like nothin' you've ever SEEN! You will feel so much better about your choices once you've met the Mistresses, trust me.	06.03.2013 06.06.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-9 Recap	The Social Event of the Season The Rains of Castamere - Arya nearly meets up with Robb and Catelyn; and Bran and Rickon almost bump into Jon Snow. Oh, and there's a wedding.	06.02.2013 06.05.2013	A	Montykins
4-23 Weecap	Something's Gotta Give Season 4 – Top 6 Live Eliminations - After a performance from last season's winner and three lackluster duets, one more artist goes home.	06.04.2013 06.05.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
10-5 Weecap	Burning Love Season 10 – Auditions: Memphis - It's Memphis... which can only mean the appearance of an Elvis impersonator.	06.04.2013 06.05.2013	B	Lauren S
1-20 Weecap	Power Failure The Dark Tower - Aaron turns the power back on. The world does not burst into flames.	06.03.2013 06.04.2013	D	Sara Brady
9-2 Weecap	Everything Is Terrible and Everyone Hurts Season 9, Episode 2 - The men produce a rap video called "For the Right Reasons" which -- shocker -- turns out to be horrifying in every single way imaginable.	06.03.2013 06.04.2013	F	Daniel
4-22 Weecap	A Lotta Bit Country, a Little Bit Rock ‘n Roll Season 4 – Live Top 6 Performances - The Top 6 perform songs of their choosing, and songs their coaches chose. It's a lot of country music.	06.03.2013 06.04.2013	B	Carla Sparks
5-1 Weecap	Here Comes the Story of the Hurricane Garden State of Emergency - The trials and tribulations of those whose homes were destroyed in Hurricane Sandy are nothing compared to the riveting scheduling of a playdate that fills the entirety of this episode.	06.02.2013 06.03.2013	B-	Potes
1-9 Weecap	Bad Santa Buffet Froid - Silent Night, Hole-y Night, whatever is on the roof is really a fright.	05.30.2013 05.31.2013	A	LuluBates
11-13 Weecap	The Ice So Nice They Carried it Twice Seven Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Anthony’s swirling around the drain as Ramsay gives the remaining chefs an individual challenge.	05.30.2013 05.31.2013	C	Daniel
6-9 Recap	Toeing The Line The Better Half - A lot of romantic relationships are tested. For very little changing, it's pretty interesting.	05.26.2013 05.31.2013	B+	Couch Baron
10-4 Weecap	Boston Massacre Auditions: Boston - Beantown KILLS it in auditions, with some of the best dancers we've seen this season -- particularly ALL the great ballroomers the show's been hiding.	05.28.2013 05.29.2013	A-	Joe R
4-21 Weecap	My Country 'Tis of Blake Season 4 – Top 8 Live Eliminations - The Top Six artists are revealed, along with America's taste in music.	05.28.2013 05.29.2013	C	Carla Sparks
1-19 Weecap	Burn, Baby, Burn Children of Men - There's a group of mysterious survivors living underground in the Tower. Now, where have we seen that stupid-ass storyline before?	05.27.2013 05.28.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-21 Recap	Four(teen) Tragedies and a Funeral I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive - No. Nooooo. Noooooooo. NOOOOOOOO!	05.22.2013 05.28.2013	A-	Potes
9-1 Weecap	#worstcropofbachelorsyet Season 9 Premiere - And now the story of a group of men who lost all self-respect, and the one woman who had no choice but to eliminate them one by one. It's Desiree's arrested development.	05.27.2013 05.28.2013	F	Daniel
4-20 Weecap	A Top 8 to Remember Season 4 – Live Top 8 Performances - Only eight artists remain, leaving plenty of time for Adam and Blake to bicker and for Shakira and Usher to compliment people's shoes.	05.27.2013 05.28.2013	B	Carla Sparks
2-17 Weecap	Win and Go Home The Tonys - It's eleven o'clock, Smashers and Smashettes. Time to say good-bye.	05.26.2013 05.27.2013	B+	Sara Brady
2-16 Weecap	What Goes Around The Nominations - Tony nominations come out, Tom tries to seduce a butch closeted movie star and Ivy frets about the Dervy spawn.	05.26.2013 05.27.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-8 Weecap	Body of Work Trou Normand - There’s an artist at work and his medium is body parts. Art students, man.	05.23.2013 05.24.2013	A	LuluBates
6-8 Recap	Through the Looking Glass The Crash - Seriously, Mad Men, WTF?	05.19.2013 05.24.2013	C-	Couch Baron
11-12 Weecap	There’s No 'Nedra' In 'Team' Eight Chefs Compete - Nedra goes out in a blaze of profane glory.	05.23.2013 05.24.2013	B	Daniel
1-10 Weecap	Jiao Midnight - Norman goes to the funhouse, the Winter Dance; his mother does the same. Almost everybody survives.	05.20.2013 05.24.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-7 Weecap	Kemosabe I'm Alone Brothers In Arms - Datak deals with a mass murderer, Kenya and Quentin deal with some complex personal issues, and Amanda and Nolan deal with old partners.	05.20.2013 05.23.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-8 Recap	Love. True Love. Second Sons - Sansa and Tyrion get married, and it's all very romantic until he gets drunk. And Daenerys meets another army that's eager to surrender to her.	05.19.2013 05.22.2013	B	Montykins
4-23 Recap	You Give Love A Bad Name Graduation - An Angel plot, is what you sell. One Sal Bro's in heaven, the other's in Hell. Cure Bore galore got a hold on me. Tho Joss wrote it all first, I can't break free.	05.16.2013 05.22.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
10-3 Weecap	On the Plus Side, Not Even Mary and Nigel Will Flirt with Four-Year-Olds Season 10 – Auditions: Los Angeles Part 2 and Austin - Hollywood and Austin have hip-hop toddlers, a son battling his father, the Exorcist II and a Venezuelan hostage situation!	05.21.2013 05.22.2013	A-	Daniel
4-19 Weecap	The Quick and The Irritated Season 4 – Top 10 Live Eliminations - Two more artists are eliminated, and Vin Diesel stops by the studio with several messages he considers important.	05.21.2013 05.22.2013	A	Carla Sparks
16-19 Weecap	Girl Power Season 16 Performance 10: Results - Many of the eliminated contestants skip the encore dance, which means even more pointless filler than usual, before a champion is crowned.	05.21.2013 05.22.2013	A	Kim
9-24 Recap	Webber Grill Perfect Storm - …sorry. The storm comes and goes, things blow up, Fetus Shepherd is born, relationships end, and Richard may be dead after being electrocuted.	05.16.2013 05.21.2013	B-	Lauren S
1-18 Weecap	Mr. Hudson, in the Hangar, With a Switchblade Clue - The Monrovies torture Nora until she gives up Miles and Rachel's locations, leading everyone to make a mad dash for the Tower in Colorado.	05.20.2013 05.21.2013	B	Sara Brady
1-20 Recap	Death Becomes Her A Picture from Life's Other Side - So, Nashville is not kidding about this May sweeps thing. In the penultimate episode of the season we get paternity discoveries, dead people and the Grand Ole Opry.	05.15.2013 05.21.2013	A+	Potes
4-18 Weecap	Business as Usual Season 4 – Live Top 10 Performances - The Top Ten contestants deliver performances at the level expected of them.	05.20.2013 05.21.2013	B	Carla Sparks
16-8 Weecap	Stripper Pole Season 16 Performance 10 - Lots of dancing in this finale, with a redo of a previous routine, a cha cha relay, and the overhyped freestyle.	05.20.2013 05.21.2013	B+	Kim
8-23 Recap	Deviled Red Herring Sacrifice - As it turns out, those "Gates of Hell" don't end up really mattering all that much.	05.15.2013 05.20.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
26-15 Recap	Half the Cast Was Missing Season 26 Reunion - The reunion features lots of time with Cochran and Dawn, some salivating over Malcolm and a weird segment where Boston Rob pimps his book, I guess?	05.12.2013 05.20.2013	B	Kim
1-23 Weecap	The Vulgarities of the Modern Era The Woman/Heroine - In the two-hour season finale, there are twists and turns galore. Irene's back! And we meet Moriarty! And plans get foiled, too!	05.16.2013 05.20.2013	A	Montykins
7-13 Weecap	Next Stop: Trenzalore The Name of the Doctor - The Doctor and Clara defy the laws of time travel by going to Trenzalore when the Great Intelligence captures their friends.	05.18.2013 05.20.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
26-14 Recap	Nerd Power Last Push - After Erik has to be medically evacuated, Eddie gets voted out, and Sherri proves to be useless, it comes down to Dawn versus Cochran in the finale.	05.12.2013 05.20.2013	B	Kim
9-23 Weecap	Papered Over Finale - The Office wraps up its ninth season with a fitting tribute to five great years.	05.16.2013 05.20.2013	A	M. Giant
13-12 Weecap	The Prestige "One of Us Will Win, But Not by Much" - The winner is announced, after hours of relatively inconsequential programming.	09.18.2013 05.20.2013	B-	Carla Sparks
2-22 Recap	Lost And Straight On 'Til Morning - We journey to an enchanted island where mysterious figures kidnap children for unknown reasons, making your recapper wonder if she's getting her own flashback, and how tall Walt is these days.	05.12.2013 05.17.2013	A+	Cindy McLennan
1-7 Weecap	eHarmony Fromage - Lecter meets his psychopathic soul mate.	05.16.2013 05.17.2013	A	LuluBates
6-7 Recap	Mergers And Yak-Quisitions Man With A Plan - The two companies physically merge, and Don and Sylvia make us want to vomit.	05.12.2013 05.17.2013	C	Couch Baron
12-37 Weecap	Grand Finally Season 12 – Winner Announced - It's all over but the singing. Of which there is a lot.	05.16.2013 05.17.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-23 Weecap	Archer Fight! Sacrifice - The Undertaking is tonight and someone will die! Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story!	05.15.2013 05.16.2013	A-	Montykins
1-9 Weecap	What You Feel Is What You Are Underwater - Miss Watson presses her advantage, as does Jake Abernathy; Norma finds new ways to go crazier and Emma finds new ways to be awesome.	05.13.2013 05.16.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-36 Weecap	Too Close to Call Two Finalists Perform - It's anyone's game now, as one singer's superior talent may or may not overcome the vagaries of public voting.	05.15.2013 05.16.2013	A-	M. Giant
10-2 Weecap	Pointe Break Season 10 – Auditions: Detroit - Detroit's auditions bring a whole lot of street dancers, a jazzy dad, and some strippers. Detroit knows how to party.	05.15.2013 05.16.2013	B+	Joe R
3-7 Recap	The Course of True Love The Bear and the Maiden Fair - Daenerys decides to free a few hundred slaves before conquering Westeros. Jaime saves Brienne from a bear in a reasonably heroic fashion.	05.12.2013 05.15.2013	B	Montykins
4-22 Recap	Unbeing Dead Isn't Being Alive The Walking Dead - Bonnie lowers the veil in a limited way, then maxes herself out. Old friends return. Oh and yes, your recapper has no idea what's going on, but will bet folding money some haters are happy now, but will probably end up sad.	05.09.2013 05.15.2013	A+	Cindy McLennan
11-11 Weecap	Michael, If This Is a Lecture on How We're All Supposed to Whatever and Blah-blah-blah… Season 11 – 9 Chefs Compete - Oh, Michael. Your exit was so pedestrian.	05.14.2013 05.15.2013	B-	Daniel
9-23 Recap	Storm Surge Storm Surge - The hospital is prepping for Superstorm Not-Sandy, just in time for everything to be upended in prep for the season finale.	05.10.2013 05.15.2013	C+	Lauren S
1-6 Weecap	Whatever Words I Say The Serpent's Egg - Double- and triple-crosses bond Amanda and Nolan -- and the junior deputies -- in ways simple, easygoing communication never could have done.	05.13.2013 05.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
16-17 Weecap	Please Don't Ingo Season 16 Performance 9: Results - We get rid of the last bit of dead weight before heading into the finals.	05.14.2013 05.15.2013	B	Kim
4-17 Weecap	Adam's Backup Singers Season 4 – Top 12 – Live Eliminations - Two more contestants are eliminated, and Carson still can't get over how hot it was during the performance show.	05.14.2013 05.15.2013	C	Carla Sparks
10-1 Weecap	Pointe Break Season 10 – Auditions: Los Angeles - Season 10 kicks off in Los Angeles, with a handful of very promising dancers and no freak-show wastes of time. We do get Armen, the Slavic Pitbull, however.	05.14.2013 05.15.2013	A-	Joe R
8-22 Recap	The Hardy Boys are Terrible Planners Clip Show - When they discover the secret to curing demons, the Winchesters decide to practice on Abaddon. It goes about as well as you'd expect.	05.08.2013 05.14.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
1-17 Weecap	And I'm Drowning Slowly The Longest Day - Aaron heals Rachel's leg with computers, and in a flashback Rachel and Miles compete to be the most selfish person in the civilized world. And Charlie gets buried in rubble, but she survives.	05.13.2013 05.14.2013	C+	Sara Brady
2-21 Weecap	Natural Election Truth - With New York blacked out after Carrion being unleashed, there's still more darkness on the horizon.	05.12.2013 05.14.2013	B+	Pablo G
16-16 Weecap	Anyone But Ingo Season 16 Performance 9 - The perfect scores are flying around for everyone but Ingo, and rightfully so.	05.13.2013 05.14.2013	A-	Kim
11-10 Weecap	Burn After Feeding 10 Chefs Compete - Honestly, if national security means depending on the Hell's Kitchen crew to feed the military, start preparing for the nuclear winter right now.	05.13.2013 05.14.2013	C+	Daniel
8-24 Recaplet	Mom's the Word Something New - We finally "meet" the mother.	05.13.2013 05.14.2013	B	Angel Cohn
4-16 Weecap	The Heat is On, the Air is Off Season 4 – Live Top 12 Performances - The air conditioning in the Voice studio is out, making for a sluggish and lackluster live performance night.	05.13.2013 05.14.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
7-13 Weecap	The Doctor and Mr. Clever Nightmare in Silver - To stop the Cybermen, the Doctor must do battle with himself... in a deadly game of chess at an amusement park. Say what?	05.11.2013 05.13.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
4-22 Recap	I'll Give A Imitation Of A Crawfish All Or Nothing - The kiddies of The New New Directions triumph at Regionals, while Old Idiot Rachel makes it all the way to final callbacks for Funny Girl.	05.09.2013 05.13.2013	C	Demian
9-22 Weecap	The End of the Beginning of the End A.A.R.M. - The long goodbye begins in earnest, complete with actual laughs along with the earnestness.	05.09.2013 05.13.2013	A	M. Giant
1-19 Recap	The Dog Days Are Over Why Don't You Love Me - Deacon and Rayna continue their pattern of love and torture, Juliette gets her drink on and Avery gets a break, and Stacey receives a consolation prize named Sue.	05.08.2013 05.13.2013	A+	Potes
1-22 Weecap	The Gift of Revenge Risk Management - Who killed this mechanic? And why does Moriarty want Holmes to find out? We get the answer to the first question, but not the second.	05.09.2013 05.13.2013	A-	Montykins
13-11 Weecap	I Scream, You Scream, But No One Screams Louder Than Gary Busey "May the Spoon Be With You" - The final four are narrowed mercilessly down to two, who then have to design an ice cream flavor and start in on the final task.	05.12.2013 05.13.2013	A-	Carla Sparks
2-15 Weecap	Please Silence Your Cell Phones, Heathens The Transfer - Hit List moves to Broadway, Tom and Julia break up for good, and everyone freaks out about the Tonys.	05.11.2013 05.13.2013	C	Sara Brady
26-13 Recap	It's Eddie, Right? Don't Say Anything About My Mom - It's the tear-soaked family member visit, and Brenda gets totally screwed over when she has to make an impossible decision.	05.08.2013 05.12.2013	B	Kim
1-6 Weecap	Dinner is Served Sorbet - Gillian Anderson returns to television appearing as Hannibal Lecter's doctor, not his friend.	05.09.2013 05.10.2013	A	LuluBates
2-21 Recap	The Shadow Knows Second Star To The Right - In Storybrooke, Neal takes a bullet for Emma. It's a start, but just only a start. In the Enchanted Past, Baelfire lands in England, then goes to Neverland in the Darling family's stead.	05.05.2013 05.10.2013	A	Cindy McLennan
22-11 Recap	D.C. Follies Beacon of Hope - After twelve legs of racing around the world, it still comes down to which team is most on the ball.	05.05.2013 05.10.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-5 Weecap	I Am Not Your Señorita A Well-Respected Man - Kenya gets kidnapped by a gang of Matrix Breaking Badders, and the Tarrs show their hand a little bit.	05.06.2013 05.10.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-22 Weecap	It's Mostly Setup Darkness on the Edge of Town - Oliver and Laurel get back together! And if you don't care about that, there's also a big fight between Oliver and Malcolm!	05.08.2013 05.10.2013	B	Montykins
1-8 Weecap	A Most Stormy Life A Boy & His Dog - Norma manages to serially and irrevocably ruin her relationship with every man in White Pine Bay, Dylan makes new friends and Norman gets closure.	05.06.2013 05.10.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-35 Weecap	99,998 Down, One to Go Season 12 – Final 3 Results - The final two are revealed, and it's not who you expected. Unless it is.	05.09.2013 05.10.2013	B-	M. Giant
6-6 Recap	Strange Bedfellows For Immediate Release - Get ready to add a few more initials to "SCDP."	05.05.2013 05.09.2013	A-	Couch Baron
3-6 Recap	Requiem for Ros The Climb - Mance Rayder's men climb the Wall, weddings are planned, and Gendry gets taken away for nefarious purposes.	05.05.2013 05.09.2013	B+	Montykins
12-34 Weecap	Go Home and Go Big 3 Finalists Perform - The top three get a big lift from their hometown visits, but one of them will be back there for good after tomorrow night.	05.08.2013 05.09.2013	B+	M. Giant
4-15 Weecap	The Voters’ Dozen The Live Playoff Results - The Top 12 are revealed, and Rod Stewart shakes around on stage like a marionette.	05.08.2013 05.09.2013	C	Carla Sparks
9-22 Recap	Impractical Magic Do You Believe In Magic - There are all sorts of important lessons to be learned this week, like: "Don't drink liquid nitrogen because it will make your stomach blow up," or "Don't use a real chainsaw in your magic tricks because it can go horribly wrong."	05.02.2013 05.08.2013	C	Lauren S
4-21 Recap	Tryin' To Get Her Feeling Again She's Come Undone - Damon's been up and down to get Elena feelin' again. All around, trying to get her feelin' again -- the way that made him shiver, made Stefan start to quiver every time she walked in.	05.02.2013 05.08.2013	A+	Cindy McLennan
11-9 Weecap	I'm Going to Take You by Surprise and Tell You I Despiiiise… Amanda Season 11 – 12 Chefs Compete - It's that special time in a girl's life when she becomes a young woman, and who better to share that with than a Scottish chef cursing out his inept kitchen staff?	05.07.2013 05.08.2013	C+	Daniel
4-14 Weecap	A Little Bit Country Season 4 – The Live Playoffs, Part 2 - Shakira and Blake put their teams to the test, mostly with ill-assigned, unpopular songs.	05.07.2013 05.08.2013	C+	Carla Sparks
16-15 Weecap	Hit the Road, Jack Season 16 Performance 8: Results - Derek gets to show off his amazing choreography skills and still ends up in jeopardy.	05.07.2013 05.08.2013	B	Kim
1-16 Weecap	Set a Course for Anthrax! The Love Boat - Monroe has Danny Concannon making anthrax for him, so Miles and Neville kidnap Danny and hold his family hostage to force him to make anthrax for Georgia instead. For some reason, this bothers Charlie, who flounces her hair and waves her gun around.	05.06.2013 05.07.2013	D	Sara Brady
4-21 Recap	The Incredible Kurt's Wonder Bone Wonder-ful - That title's not in any way relevant to the episode, but I just couldn't resist. Rachel gets ready for her callback for Funny Girl, while Will subjects us all to the music of Stevie Wonder.	05.02.2013 05.07.2013	C+	LTG
2-20 Weecap	Engage on My Mark Engagement - Ems and Daniel announce that they're engaged... again.	05.05.2013 05.07.2013	A-	Pablo G
1-18 Recap	"Does That Make Me Slutty?" Take These Chains From My Heart - There is a whole hell of a lot of kissing (and more) going on in Nashville.	05.01.2013 05.07.2013	A+	Potes
7-12 Weecap	Red Lobster The Crimson Horror - Dame Diana Rigg paints the town red, with murderous results. Vastra, Jenny and Strax intervene, with help from the Doctor and Clara.	05.04.2013 05.07.2013	B	Tippi Blevins
26-12 Recap	The Blindside The Beginning of the End - The majority alliance starts to fracture once the threats are gone, and it's kind of beautiful.	05.01.2013 05.07.2013	B+	Kim
1- Recap	It's a Trap The Colonel - Philip and Elizabeth are so wary of the meeting with the Colonel, they never expect that a routine audiotape exchange is the real setup. Things get hairy and a great escape is required. Meanwhile, Nina is given orders to turn Stan Beeman.	05.01.2013 05.07.2013	B+	Joe R
8-23 Recaplet	Hole in the Head Something Old - Marshall and Lily struggle to let go of an old bag, Barney plays with his new "daddy" and Robin spends a lot of time digging holes. And there's no Karate Kid to make things better this week.	05.06.2013 05.07.2013	D+	Angel Cohn
16-14 Weecap	Len Blows Up Season 16 Performance 8 - Len blows a gasket when he thinks Kellie's paso doble doesn't have any paso content, and then he swears at Bruno.	05.06.2013 05.07.2013	B	Kim
4-13 Weecap	Adam's Madams Season 4 – The Live Playoffs, Part 1 - Team Usher and Team Adam compete for six of the spots in the top 12, and Team Adam comes out way on top.	05.06.2013 05.07.2013	A	Carla Sparks
9-21 Weecap	It Gets Better Livin' the Dream - Almost everybody is having their best day in a long time, in the best episode of The Office in an even longer time.	05.02.2013 05.06.2013	A-	M. Giant
8-21 Recap	Spiritual Enema The Great Escapist - While searching for Metatron, Sam comes to believe that the Trials are purifying him. Dean makes him some soup.	05.01.2013 05.06.2013	N/A	Tippi Blevins
1-21 Weecap	Salieri's Revenge A Landmark Story - Moriarty is back! Well, not in person, but one of his minions is around, killing people in hilariously circuitous ways.	05.02.2013 05.06.2013	A-	Montykins
1-5 Weecap	Wannabe Entree - Eddie Izzard guest stars as a killer who isn’t nearly as badass as he wants to be.	05.02.2013 05.06.2013	A	LuluBates
13-10 Weecap	King for a Cray The Mayor of Stress Town - Does chess make for a good party? Spoiler alert: it absolutely does not.	05.05.2013 05.06.2013	B-	Carla Sparks
2-24 Weecap	Memento Morbid The Phenomenon - Kyle is dead. Everyone is sad. But not so sad that they'll put aside their penchants for petty bitchiness.	05.04.2013 05.06.2013	C	Sara Brady
11-7 Weecap	Steak Me Home Tonight Season 11 – 13 Chefs Compete - This time next week, we're not going to remember Jacqueline even existed.	05.01.2013 05.06.2013	B	Daniel
2-20 Recap	The Drama Queen The Evil Queen - In the Enchanted Past, Regina is rendered temporarily powerless. In the present, Regina is rendered (temporarily?) powerless. Isn't it a pity it's never about Regina?	04.28.2013 05.03.2013	B	Cindy McLennan
11-15 Weecap	Sharpen Your Knives Season 11 Reunion Special - The designers are back for a tense hour of questions and crying.	05.02.2013 05.03.2013	A	Jeff Long
12-33 Weecap	Call it Even Results Show - The show tries to make up for our wasted time last week by saving us the hours it would take to go see The Great Gatsby.	05.02.2013 05.03.2013	B-	M. Giant
22-10 Recap	Not-So-Great Scots Working Our Barrels Off - As the race hits Edinburgh, Scotland, it's all bagpipes, whiskey and haggis. Even Mike Myers gets a shout-out.	04.28.2013 05.02.2013	B	M. Giant
1-21 Recap	Very Nearly Endgame The Undertaking - Oliver finally gets around to finding and rescuing Walter. Remember Walter? He also learns that Malcolm Merlyn is in charge of the Undertaking because the season's almost over.	05.01.2013 05.02.2013	B-	Montykins
6-5 Recap	White People Problems The Flood - A historical event throws things into perspective -- at least for some people.	04.28.2013 05.02.2013	B	Couch Baron
1-4 Weecap	Blood Makes Noise The Devil In The Dark - Irisa and Nolan's relationship comes under a harsh spotlight when a murder mystery forces her to bond with one of her Spirit Riders; the Tarrs work on building a closer relationship with Rafe.	04.29.2013 05.02.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-14 Recap	Center Stage Season 11 Finale, Part 2 - Michael Kors is back! And, payback is blond.	04.25.2013 05.02.2013	C	Jeff Long
12-32 Weecap	Stand-Up Connick Finalists Compete - Harry Connick, Jr. shows up to provide some mentoring to the person on the show who needs it the most: Randy Jackson.	05.01.2013 05.02.2013	B+	M. Giant
4-22 Recap	Clean What's In The Box? - The new firm is go, with a surprising starter staff; the campaign ends in a not-so-Pyrrhic way; Jackie remains committed to her lifestyle choices.	04.28.2013 05.01.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-21 Recap	Staph Meeting Sleeping Monster - The CDC comes to town to investigate Bailey and her dying patients, while everyone else's personal lives are being good and churned up in preparation for the last episodes of the season.	04.25.2013 05.01.2013	B-	Lauren S
4-20 Recap	Originality Is Nothing But Judicious Imitation The Originals - Welcome to the backdoor pilot for what may be The Originals series. Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition. The Mikaelssons are leaving Mystic Falls.	04.25.2013 05.01.2013	B+	Cindy McLennan
3-5 Recap	Fire and Water Kissed by Fire - Jon Snow gets busy with Ygritte, Loras gets busy with a spy, and Brienne and Jaime... don't get busy with anyone. But they do get naked together!	04.28.2013 05.01.2013	A	Montykins
1-7 Weecap	More Sweet To Me Than Sunlight The Man In Number 9 - The motel gets its first guest, Norman gets his first heartbreak, and Sheriff Romero does his first cool thing.	04.29.2013 05.01.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-12 Weecap	The Outknock Rounds Season 4 – The Knockouts, Part 2 - It's opposite day on The Voice as half of the contestants sing songs from artists of the opposite gender, and Blake and Usher make some unexpected picks.	04.30.2013 05.01.2013	C	Carla Sparks
16-13 Weecap	It's Over Now Season 16 Performance 7: Results - There are many performances and few results, so I hope you like dancing by people you don't know and will never see again.	04.30.2013 05.01.2013	C	Kim
1-15 Weecap	Ménage à Terror Home - Monroe sets a trap for Monroe: unless Miles gives himself up, he threatens to kill everyone in their hometown, including Miles's high school girlfriend, Emma. And Aaron reunites with his wife, Priscilla, 14 years after abandoning her in an apocalyptic wasteland.	04.29.2013 04.30.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-15 Weecap	Only This and Nothing More The Final Chapter - Once upon a midnight dreary, while Carroll plotted, bloody and bleary, a quaint and curious volume of cliché and bore, Ryan approached, nearly crazed. Suddenly there came a blaze, of gunfire from the follower most praised, grazed our Mike, whom we adore. They followed the clues, though dazed and sore, to find Claire and Parker, with death in store.	04.29.2013 04.30.2013	B	Sara Brady
1-12 Recap	I'll Be The Mrs. The Oath - With the possible defection of an Air Force colonel falls into their laps, Philip and Elizabeth need to make sure it's not a trap. Which means getting a bug into John-Boy's office. Which means you are cordially invited to the nuptials of Clark and Martha Creeperson. Meantime, Nina makes a big move.	04.24.2013 04.30.2013	B+	Joe R
8-22 Recaplet	The Next Karate Kid The Bro Mitzvah - When in doubt, add Ralph Macchio to the cast.	04.29.2013 04.30.2013	B-	Angel Cohn
2-19 Weecap	Hack Job Identity - Who is the Falcon and what does this person know about Victoria's illegitimate pregnancy?	04.28.2013 04.30.2013	A	Pablo G
4-20 Recap	The Darkness Persists Lights Out - An unexpected blackout at McKinley High forces the Ohio kiddies to perform stripped-down acoustic versions of 40-year-old pop songs, while Sarah Jessica Parker returns to New York to teach Santana Lopez a thing or two about life and love in the big city.	04.25.2013 04.30.2013	B+	Demian
16-12 Weecap	Dance It Off Season 16 Performance 7 - A dance-off challenges the remaining couples to strut their stuff in only forty seconds.	04.29.2013 04.30.2013	B	Kim
4-11 Weecap	Sweet Teams Are Made of This Season 4 – The Knockouts, Part 1 - Team Shakira and Team Adam compete in the Knockout Rounds, leaving Adam with a strong chance of winning and Shakira with a decent shot at coming in fourth.	04.29.2013 04.30.2013	B+	Carla Sparks
26-11 Recap	End of the Road Come Over to the Dark Side - The bro-lliance tries to figure out any move that might keep them alive.	04.24.2013 04.29.2013	B	Kim
7-11 Weecap	Journey to the Center of the TARDIS Journey to the Center of the TARDIS - With time running out, the Doctor and a team of salvage-hungry brothers race to find Clara somewhere inside the dying heart of the TARDIS.	04.28.2013 04.29.2013	A-	Tippi Blevins
8-20 Recap	Pacing is Not a Strong Suit Pac-Man Fever - The finale is almost here, so let's take some time off to deal with Charlie Bradbury's family issues, shall we?	04.24.2013 04.29.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
1-20 Weecap	Not Quite a Year Dead Man's Switch - Someone's killed a blackmailer, which is fine. But he's got a secret accomplice out there!	04.25.2013 04.29.2013	A-	Montykins
13-9 Weecap	Lights, Camera, Mechanical Dog "Ahab's in Charge, and He's Gone Mad" - We've seen some terrible celebrity attempts at finished products, but Gary Busey's "product demonstration" is possibly the worst.	09.18.2013 04.29.2013	A-	Carla Sparks
2-13 Weecap	Deus ex Maxima The Producers - Derek brings a bunch of high-powered producers downtown to see Hit List, hoping they will want to bring it to Broadway and make him a fancy man again. But after Jimmy does the show high, the producers all pass and Derek fires Jimmy. And then Kyle gets Mrs. Landinghammed.	04.28.2013 04.29.2013	C+	Sara Brady
9-20 Weecap	Fight and Flight Paper Airplane - Actually, neither of those two things really get off the ground.	04.25.2013 04.26.2013	B-	M. Giant
2-19 Recap	To Catch A Thief Lacey - Belle is racy Lacey. Charming is Gold's wingman. Robin robs Rumpy's 'hood. Regina becomes a Fidelity Investments customer.	04.21.2013 04.26.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
4-21 Recap	Giving Is Taking A More Perfect Union - The admins at L/G stage a revolution, and Alicia learns some very ugly truths; Peter's campaign enters the home stretch; Kalinda gets serious.	04.21.2013 04.26.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-4 Weecap	Just Like Santa Claus Coquilles - A brain tumor makes a killer able to find out who’s naughty and who’s nice and then skin them alive appropriately.	04.25.2013 04.26.2013	A	LuluBates
22-9 Recap	Bin Ein Berliner The Ultimate Fun House - The racers visit a German city rich in history, almost all of which they are totally ignorant of.	04.21.2013 04.26.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-6 Weecap	Dear Zachary The Truth - The story of Keith Summers and the mystery of Sam Bates finally come to an end; Norma and the boys get a new shot at life.	04.22.2013 04.26.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-31 Weecap	All Four One Season 12 – Final 4, Results Show - The top two receive some good news, and so do the bottom two.	04.25.2013 04.26.2013	C	M. Giant
1-20 Weecap	Everybody Leaves Home Invasion - Oliver and Diggle disagree about which assassin they should be hunting, and there's more love triangle stuff going on. Like always.	04.24.2013 04.25.2013	C+	Montykins
6-4 Recap	The Grass Is Always Greener To Have and To Hold - No one appreciates how good they have it. Also, Stan and Don get stoned.	04.21.2013 04.25.2013	B+	Couch Baron
12-30 Weecap	Theme Malfunction Season 12 – Finalists Compete - Nobody involved in this show bothered to pick a theme for this week, and some finalists respond better than other.	04.24.2013 04.25.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-3 Weecap	As We Are Down In The Ground Where The Dead Men Go - Defiance buries their dead, running up against old emotional stuff and even older traditions; a Nirvana cover randomly starts playing.	04.22.2013 04.24.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-13 Recap	Monkey House Syndrome Finale, Part 1 - Tim visits all four of the remaining designers before they compete to see who will continue to Fashion Week. Some of the designs stink so good, they confuse him.	04.18.2013 04.24.2013	B	Jeff Long
4-19 Recap	Rebekah Goes To Prom! Pictures Of You - Elena steals Caroline's gown and waltzes over her boyfriends' feelings. Rebekah dances with Matt, saves April, and still comes out a loser. We finally see Silas's face. Undo it!	04.18.2013 04.24.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
3-4 Recap	Margaery Knows What She's Doing And Now His Watch is Ended - Things go poorly at Craster's place, but things go really, really well in Astapor.	04.21.2013 04.24.2013	A	Montykins
11-7 Weecap	Today Ramsay Settled All Family Business, So Don't Tell Him You're Innocent, Barret 14 Chefs Compete - Dan's riding high after being praised by Ramsay, and grinds his teammates' noses in it. In retrospect, perhaps a different approach would have been wiser.	04.23.2013 04.24.2013	B-	Daniel
4-10 Weecap	Favorites Battle, Favorites Win Season 4 – The Battles, Part 4 - The Battle Rounds claim their final victims and Usher uses his over-hyped Steal.	04.23.2013 04.24.2013	C	Carla Sparks
16-11 Weecap	Knockout Season 16 Performance 6: Results - Lots and lots (and LOTS) of dance and musical performances fill up the episode now that the number of couples is dwindling.	04.23.2013 04.24.2013	B	Kim
1-14 Weecap	Miles the Maniac, Chapter Infinity The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia - Miles, Charlie and Nora go to Georgia to stop Monroe's man from setting off a nuclear bomb in Atlanta, and on the way they run into more ghosts of bad things Miles has done.	04.22.2013 04.23.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-14 Weecap	All the Children Are Insane The End Is Near - Carroll and his culties go on the run, Jacob finally meets Emma's knife, and Parker blunders her way into a shallow grave.	04.22.2013 04.23.2013	C	Sara Brady
26-10 Recap	False Teeth and False Hope Zipping Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Dawn has a panic attack over her false teeth and then Malcolm makes a big strategic move.	04.17.2013 04.23.2013	A	Kim
1-11 Recap	Lady Vengeance Covert War - Elizabeth learns her mentor has been murdered, so she goes on a crazed tangent of revenge. Stan gets busted for cheating. Philip buys an apartment.	04.17.2013 04.23.2013	B-	Joe R
16-10 Weecap	Wonder Years Season 16 Performance 6 - The team dance, as usual, boosts some lucky couples while others drop like stones.	04.22.2013 04.23.2013	C	Kim
4-9 Weecap	Be Steal My Heart Season 4 – The Battles, Part 3 - Hey, what do you know, none of the battles on this season of The Voice have been terrible.	04.22.2013 04.23.2013	B	Carla Sparks
7-10 Weecap	Ghost Hunters Interdimensional Hide - The Doctor and Clara solve a centuries-old mystery about a ghost, in this episode that can't quite decide what it wants to be.	04.20.2013 04.22.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
13-8 Weecap	Romance, Adventure, A Guy in a Shark Suit "Are You My Zulu Dancing Man?" - The teams set out to promote South Africa as a destination, and somehow end up pushing people across the room in an office chair.	04.21.2013 04.22.2013	C	Carla Sparks
4-19 Recap	I Should Hate You The Whole Night Through Sweet Dreams - Mr. Schue loses his damn mind for most of the hour while Old Idiot Rachel auditions for Funny Girl on Broadway. In other news, this show's been renewed through 2015. God help us all.	04.18.2013 04.22.2013	D+	Demian
2-12 Weecap	Hey, Jealousy Opening Night - Bombshell opens, and Ivy is marvelous. And so, so sparkly.	04.20.2013 04.22.2013	C	Sara Brady
4-20 Recap	Look Me In The Eye & Tell Me Rape: A Modern Perspective - Diane, Cary and Alicia all find themselves suddenly on the opposite side of the divide.	04.14.2013 04.21.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Weecap	BFF Potage - Hannibal Lecter makes a new friend, while Will makes a sworn enemy in the form of a certain red-headed blogger	04.18.2013 04.19.2013	A	LuluBates
1-5 Weecap	Whip-Smart Ocean View - Norma goes feral, Norman goes mental, Emma goes Nancy Drew, and Dylan goes ham.	04.15.2013 04.19.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-29 Weecap	Girls' Night, Out Results Show - I hope it's not too much of a spoiler to say we've got an all-female top four.	04.18.2013 04.19.2013	B-	M. Giant
6-3 Recap	We're Not Gonna Take It The Collaborators - Some people in this episode decide they've had enough. Others don't, but they're not as fun.	04.14.2013 04.18.2013	B	Couch Baron
22-8 Recap	The Cheese Rolls Alone My Cheese Is Out of Control - The show's return to Switzerland means a return to one of the country's greatest exports: the cheese-wheel challenge.	04.14.2013 04.18.2013	A+	M. Giant
12-28 Weecap	Girl on Girl on Girl on Girl on Girl Action Finalists Perform - The competition begins now, again.	04.17.2013 04.18.2013	A-	M. Giant
3-3 Recap	Podrick the Sex God Walk of Punishment - Tyrion is in charge of the money now, Daenerys decides to buy every slave in the city, and there are two near-rapes.	04.14.2013 04.17.2013	B+	Montykins
1-2 Weecap	Children Of The Badlands Pilot, Part 2 - Nolan and Amanda defend the town from a mysterious army, an ill-advised wedding is prepared, and a surprise villain is revealed.	04.15.2013 04.17.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	Ever Since The Fire Went Out Pilot, Part 1 - Nolan and Irisa find themselves stuck in Defiance, then involved in a murder investigation.	04.15.2013 04.17.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-6 Weecap	Dan the Caucasian Asian Season 11: 15 Chefs Compete - Ramsay puts four chefs on probation, which is so super-scary that they get their jackets back immediately after doing one thing right.	04.16.2013 04.17.2013	B-	Daniel
4-8 Weecap	U Got Him Mad Season 4: The Battles Premiere, Part 2 - The Battle Rounds wage on as the coaches continue to pick the contestants who got more air time in the audition rounds.	04.16.2013 04.17.2013	C	Carla Sparks
16-9 Weecap	Get Out, Now Season 16 Performance 5: Results - There are more light-hearted clip packages than usual, and this recapper approves.	04.16.2013 04.17.2013	A-	Kim
1-13 Weecap	Let the Circle (of Eyeballs) Be Unbroken Havenport - Claire stabs Joe, a cultie stabs Donovan, and Joey escapes. Two out of three ain't bad.	04.15.2013 04.16.2013	B	Sara Brady
4-18 Recap	"An Hour Later, The Cops Arrived..." Shooting Star - The loftiest of hijinks ensue when Becky Jackson lugs a fully-loaded semiautomatic into The Hallowed Halls Of Dear McKinley High.	04.11.2013 04.16.2013	F	Demian
11-12 Recap	An American In Everywhere Europe, Here We Come - The designers travel to Europe to get some inspiration. The karma boomerang maybe finally comes back around.	04.11.2013 04.16.2013	A+	Jeff Long
1-10 Recap	Anywhere But Moscow Only You - Chris Amador managed to leave one clue behind, which helps the FBI track down those who helped the Jenningses dispose of the body. Bad news, Gregory.	04.10.2013 04.16.2013	B-	Joe R
26-9 Recap	Give Me The Idol Cut Off the Head of the Snake - The alliances are still scrambling to figure out who's solid and who's flakey, and it results in some surprises.	04.10.2013 04.16.2013	B	Kim
4-7 Weecap	Clash of the Ti-tones Season 4: The Battles Premiere - The Battle Rounds begin with promise, providing some excellent battles and great, useful coaching from Usher.	04.15.2013 04.16.2013	A-	Carla Sparks
16-8 Weecap	Ando the Magnificent Season 16 Performance 5 - The celebrities all have to dance side-by-side with a pro couple, and it throws everything into sharp relief.	04.15.2013 04.16.2013	B	Kim
8-21 Recaplet	To Rome With No Love Romeward Bound - Marshall and Lily's terrible marriage almost costs them a free trip to Italy, while Barney and Ted are mostly just terrible.	04.15.2013 04.16.2013	C-	Ethan Alter
1-17 Recap	Mama Drama My Heart Would Know - Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene... Juliette would beg you not to take her man if she thought you even stood a chance. Which you don't. Which is ultimately in your best interest because he's so shady.	04.10.2013 04.15.2013	A	Potes
9-19 Weecap	Face Time Stairmageddon - Jim and Pam get a marriage counselor, Andy gets an agent, Angela gets publicly humiliated and Stanley gets shot.	04.11.2013 04.15.2013	B	M. Giant
7-9 Weecap	The Hunt For Red Doctober Cold War - The Doctor and Clara wind up on a Russian submarine in 1983 with a really angry Martian warrior.	04.13.2013 04.15.2013	C	Tippi Blevins
13-7 Weecap	The Coolest Guy On the Beach The First Leaf That Hits the Ground - The celebrities create silent "mini-movies" for sun care products, but more importantly, Gary Busey is Project Manager.	04.14.2013 04.15.2013	B-	Carla Sparks
2-11 Weecap	For the Breast of My Life The Dress Rehearsal - Derek gives one of Karen's songs to Ana, so Karen throws a hissy fit because she is a miserable brat. After their run-throughs, Hit List and Bombshell finally collide when Richard Francis calls Eileen's show the past and Jimmy and Kyle's the future of Broadway. And Ivy shows the world her boobs.	04.13.2013 04.15.2013	B-	Sara Brady
1-2 Weecap	Dr. Strangelove Amuse Bouche - Never ever trust a pharmacist.	04.11.2013 04.12.2013	A	LuluBates
12-27 Weecap	May the Best Woman Win Results Show - Your top five, everyone. Try to look surprised.	04.11.2013 04.12.2013	B	M. Giant
1-4 Weecap	Some Man's Hand Trust Me - Norman tells all; Norma loses her damn mind; Bradley deals with her grief in a very sensible fashion.	04.08.2013 04.11.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-26 Weecap	Back in Bacharach Finalists Compete - A night of Burt Bacharach songs coincides with a week when we learn things about the contestants that few people know. Which I'm sure is totally a coincidence.	04.10.2013 04.11.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-13 Weecap	Prom-iscuity Kiss Yesterday Goodbye - All good things must come to an end, and so must all bad things. Season 1 of The Carrie Diaries concludes without a prom or a staircase moment.	04.08.2013 04.10.2013	A	Carla Sparks
11-11 Recap	Help Me Help You Finally On My Own - The designers get help from eliminated designers. That is all.	04.04.2013 04.10.2013	B-	Jeff Long
3-2 Recap	Everyone Hates the Cave People Dark Wings, Dark Words - Margaery Tyrell plays Joffrey like a fiddle, Brienne and Jaime trade insults, and Arya gets spotted by the Hound.	04.07.2013 04.10.2013	A-	Montykins
6-1-2 Recap	Beyond The Veil The Doorway - Death seems to be the prevalent topic on Don's mind. You'd think he'd be in a lighter mood after a free trip to Hawaii.	04.07.2013 04.10.2013	B-	Couch Baron
9-20 Recap	Pretty Little Liars She's Killing Me - Everyone thinks they want the truth, but when they hear it some of them are not so sure after all.	04.04.2013 04.10.2013	B	Lauren S
1-9 Recap	Breaking Stan Safe House - Everybody's super taking it personal this week, as the FBI plans retaliation for last week's bombing. In an unrelated stunt that gets verrrry related, Agent Chris accosts "Clark," and all hell breaks loose.	04.03.2013 04.10.2013	C+	Joe R
11-5 Weecap	Ray of Sunshine Season 11 – 16 Chefs Compete, Part 2 - Jeremy gets sent home for being useless and possibly a danger to himself and others. And after a disastrous dinner service, we're expected to believe Ramsay might send four chefs home at once.	09.18.2013 04.10.2013	C+	Daniel
4-5 Weecap	Picked Last Season 4 – The Blind Auditions, Part 6 - The four coaches fill the remaining four spots on their teams from the unlucky singers who had to perform at the end of the lineup.	04.09.2013 04.10.2013	B	Carla Sparks
16-7 Weecap	I Have Nothing Season 16 Performance 4: Results - A young ballerina proves that you don't have to be able to see clearly to dance beautifully, and one more couple goes home.	04.09.2013 04.10.2013	C	Kim
1-13 Weecap	Three Times a Fool The Song Remains the Same - The rebels capture Neville. Rather than murdering him right off like Rachel wants to do, or beating him into little bloody bits like Miles wants to do, they send in Jason to snow him into revealing his mission: providing Monroe with a nuclear bomb. And reawakening a love of Lionel Richie in the deprived people of the Monroe Republic.	04.08.2013 04.09.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-12 Weecap	Father's Little Mistake The Curse - Carroll has writer's block, so he badgers Ryan endlessly about how his father's murder affected his life. At the cult house, Claire and Emma get in an actual fistfight, but Roderick breaks it up before Claire can peel Emma's face off with her fingernails. Poor form, Roderick.	04.08.2013 04.09.2013	B	Sara Brady
1-16 Recap	The Girlfriend Experience I Saw the Light - Deacon takes his new lady on tour, and everybody is so happy about it except for when they are secretly not. Lamar discovers Peggy's latest terrible secret, Juliette gets an endorsement deal and a new boning partner, and Scarlett and Gunnar have a contract dispute.	04.03.2013 04.09.2013	B+	Potes
16-6 Weecap	VanDerPlop Season 16 Performance 4 - A lot of the duds show some improvement this week, but not enough to take over the top of the leaderboard.	04.08.2013 04.09.2013	B	Kim
4-5 Weecap	Shootout at the Four Chair Corral Season 4: The Blind Auditions, Part 5 - It was the best of auditions, it was the worst of auditions. As the remaining spots on the coaches' teams dwindle, it's up to the contestants to be amazing, or completely suck.	04.08.2013 04.09.2013	B	Carla Sparks
26-8 Recap	Requiem for a Hag Blindside Time - The tribes merge, and Malcolm and Corinne see a prime opportunity to gather up their strays and blindside King Phillip. But a pair of wildcards emerge, in Dawn and Erik. Also, the triumphant, pukey return of the Gross Food Challenge.	04.03.2013 04.08.2013	B+	Joe R
8-19 Recap	Hell Is Other People Taxi Driver - Sam's second trial sends him to Hell. Sadly, he doesn't stay there.	04.03.2013 04.08.2013	D+	Tippi Blevins
7-8 Weecap	Solar Flareup The Rings of Akhaten - The Doctor and Clara visit an ancient society that circles a particularly cantankerous old sun.	04.06.2013 04.08.2013	B+	Tippi Blevins
1-19 Weecap	Snowbound Snow Angels - Holmes and Watson have to track a team of murdering thieves through the snow. You'd think that would make it easier, but it doesn't.	04.04.2013 04.08.2013	B	Montykins
1-1 Weecap	Not Your Mom’s Hannibal Lecter Aperitif - Suspend your disbelief and you’ll be in for a wild ride.	04.04.2013 04.08.2013	A	LuluBates
13-6 Weecap	Simply Merlernia "How Do You Spell Milania" - What's in a name? Everything, it turns out, when you marry well enough to launch your own skincare line with your name as the brand.	04.07.2013 04.08.2013	C	Carla Sparks
2-10 Weecap	Maybe This Time? The Surprise Party - It's Ivy's birthday, and her present is LIZA MINNELLI. Downtown, Derek finds out Karen and Jimmy are banging, and throws a hissy fit. Which is nothing compared to the hissy Jimmy's going to throw when he finds out Julia helped Kyle rewrite Hit List.	04.06.2013 04.08.2013	C	Sara Brady
9-18 Weecap	Candid Cameras Promos - As trailers for the documentary hit the Internet, there's sure to be fallout for everyone, from Jim and Pam to "TexasPoonTappa."	04.04.2013 04.05.2013	B-	M. Giant
22-7 Recap	So Near and Yet Safari Be Safe and Don't Hit a Cow - In a leg mined with speed traps, crocodiles, and stubborn beasts of burden, it all comes down to animals that don't even move.	03.31.2013 04.05.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-19 Weecap	The Revenge of Count Vertigo Unfinished Business - Vertigo is back on the streets! And artificial drama is ripping Tommy and Oliver apart!	04.03.2013 04.05.2013	B-	Montykins
12-25 Weecap	Vote Rocked Top 7 Results - The names of the bottom two have us rhyming, "The hell?"	04.04.2013 04.05.2013	N/A	M. Giant
1-3 Weecap	Luminosity Entails Numinosity What's Wrong With Norman? - Even Norman wonders what the hell is wrong with him when everybody learns about him creeping out over Summers's utility belt.	04.01.2013 04.04.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
11-4 Weecap	Slaves to the Grind 16 Chefs Compete, Part 1 - Jeremy collapses due to the exertion of the punishment handed out when Blue loses another challenge, and then visits the most irresponsible doctor in America, apparently.	04.02.2013 04.04.2013	C-	Daniel
12-24 Weecap	More Talk, Less Rock Finalists Compete - It's classic "rock" week, which means tonight's clear winner is guest guitarist Orianthi.	04.04.2013 04.04.2013	B	M. Giant
4-19 Recap	Whistle & I Will Hear The Wheels Of Justice - Robyn stretches her muscles; Cary gets a cramp; Colin Sweeney is gross and Diane's life shatters in radical new directions.	03.31.2013 04.03.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-9 Weecap	Why Is It Always All About My Mother? The Parents - Karen's dad visits and almost catches her nailing Jimmy, but in way more important news, Bernadette Peters is back AND SHE SINGS. It's great.	04.02.2013 04.03.2013	B-	Sara Brady
1-12 Weecap	Get in There and Have Some Sex A First Time for Everything - Everyone is thinking about sex: how to get it, how to avoid it, or how to make it perfect. Carrie's plans to have the perfect night are quickly foiled by the fact that she wants to include the inherently imperfect Sebastian.	04.01.2013 04.03.2013	B+	Carla Sparks
4-18 Recap	In Which Everyone's Pretty And Nothing Hurts American Gothic - Katherine and Elijah. Katherine and Elijah. Katherine and Elijah.	03.28.2013 04.03.2013	A+	Cindy McLennan
11-10 Recap	Mirror, Mirror The Art of Fashion - The designers have to get fancy and make their own textiles. Against all odds, Layana doesn’t make a print with her own picture on it.	03.28.2013 04.03.2013	A	Jeff Long
3-1 Recap	Creepy Zombies Are Coming Valar Dohaeris - Davos and Tyrion are both alive, but neither of them are in their respective kings' good graces. Jon Snow gets along much better with the King Beyond the Wall.	03.31.2013 04.03.2013	B+	Montykins
4-13 Recap	Shades Of Grey Ghosts - With his family threatened, Raylan casts about for a solution that doesn't compromise who he is. Even he would admit he doesn't entirely succeed.	04.02.2013 04.03.2013	A	Couch Baron
4-4 Weecap	By Default Season 4 – The Blind Auditions, Part 4 - A few pretty people have to hear the word "no," and several contestants don't have their choice of coach but get on this season because half of each team will need to be eliminated in the Battle Rounds.	04.02.2013 04.03.2013	C+	Carla Sparks
16-5 Weecap	The Heart of Rock and Roll Stops Beating Season 16 Performance 4 Results - Demi Lovato for the youngsters! Huey Lewis for the oldsters! And an elimination for people who like seeing sad country singers!	04.02.2013 04.03.2013	B	Montykins
1-11 Weecap	He May Be Bad, But He's Perfectly Good at It Whips and Regret - Ryan and Parker experiment with S&M, but in this case the initials stand for Sulking and Messing Up. As usual. And Claire finally realizes that it's a bad idea to let your ex-husband's crazy-ass murderer friends kidnap you, and an even worse idea not to make them try harder.	04.01.2013 04.02.2013	D	Sara Brady
1-12 Weecap	Seeking a Friend for the End of the World Ghosts - Randall goes searching for Rachel, because she's a supah-genius who can help him run the world, while Miles and Nora go looking for their old buddy Jim Hudson, who is great at killing people. Also, Ben Affleck is the governor of California.	04.01.2013 04.02.2013	C	Sara Brady
9-19 Recap	Heart Burn Can't Fight This Feeling - April tries to figure out her feelings for Matthew while Mere uses her new Super Mommy Instincts to help a frantic mother figure out what's wrong with her son.	03.28.2013 04.02.2013	B	Lauren S
3-16 Weecap	Friendly Fire Welcome to the Tombs - The Governor goes berserk, Carl goes dark, Rick goes to Woodbury, Lori goes away, and Andrea goes out.	03.31.2013 04.02.2013	B+	M. Giant
7-7 Weecap	WWW.DownloadHumans4Free.COM The Bells of Saint John - The Doctor searches for Clara while the Great Intelligence uses WiFi connections to download human minds.	03.31.2013 04.02.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
2-18 Weecap	The Mask of Zorrow Masquerade - Victoria's Halloween masquerade party opens the door for unexpected guests. Will we meet her illegitimate son?	03.31.2013 04.02.2013	B-	Pablo G
16-4 Weecap	The Weekly Promcoming Dance Season 16, Performance 3 - It's prom! Everyone shares their memories of prom, which is usually "I didn't go to prom, because I was working." If you went to prom, you'll never amount to anything!	04.01.2013 04.02.2013	B	Montykins
4-3 Weecap	All Country Roads Lead to Blake Season 4 – The Blind Auditions, Part 3 - The battle for team diversity half-heartedly wages on as the other coaches try to steal country music artists from Blake, and Shakira quietly takes all the Spanish-speaking contestants.	04.01.2013 04.02.2013	B	Carla Sparks
1-15 Recap	Puppy Love When You're Tired of Breaking Other Hearts - Deacon has no idea how to take care of a dog, but does have some thoughts on how to take care of a hot lady vet. Meanwhile, Maddie almost gets crushed to death at a Juliette Barnes show.	03.27.2013 04.01.2013	B	Potes
8-18 Recap	Schoolhouse Schlock Freaks and Geeks - A hunter adopts teenagers and teaches them how to kill vampires, but what they really kill is the episode. The Winchesters do their best to save it.	03.27.2013 04.01.2013	C-	Tippi Blevins
13-5 Weecap	Modern Art, in 3D Lightning Strikes Mr. Hang Brain - When it comes to making "3D art," some celebrities are better at making money than others.	03.31.2013 04.01.2013	D+	Carla Sparks
26-7 Recap	Alpha Alliance Tubby Lunchbox - Phillip continues to make enemies on his own tribe, while Malcolm makes a move.	03.27.2013 03.29.2013	B	Kim
2-18 Recap	Freaks and Geeks Selfless, Brave And True - Pinocchio is back in more ways than one. He and his fellow Fairy Tale freaks have big fun with the geeks bent on infiltrating their world.	03.24.2013 03.29.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
4-18 Recap	Half A Love Story Death Of A Client - John Noble gets murdered/is adorable; S4 Alicia and St. Alicia call a temporary cease-fire.	03.24.2013 03.29.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-18 Weecap	The Case of the Rival Vigilante Salvation - Someone is kidnapping prominent villains and threatening them with death. And Oliver doesn't like people messing on his turf!	03.27.2013 03.29.2013	B	Montykins
12-23 Weecap	Why Ask Y? Season 12: Top 8 – Results Show - The bottom three this week really separates the men from the…women.	03.28.2013 03.29.2013	B	M. Giant
22-6 Recap	The Gods Must Be in the Tub Scorpion King Hunter - To run a leg in the Kalahari Desert, each team is joined by a trio of Bushmen. Culture shock ensues, but the Americans mostly recover.	03.24.2013 03.28.2013	B-	M. Giant
12-22 Weecap	Motown, Mo Problems Season 12: 8 Finalists Compete - Smokey Robinson is in the house, but there are very few miracles.	09.18.2013 03.28.2013	B	M. Giant
2-8 Weecap	Everybody Says I Hate You The Bells & Whistles - Tom struggles as a director because he wants to be everybody's friend, while Derek clashes with Jimmy because he doesn't care if everyone hates him. Eventually they find the middle path, and Sam comes back! And sings a glorious song!	03.26.2013 03.27.2013	C	Sara Brady
11-9 Recap	Claws Out He Said, She Said - Things get rough in the workroom as the pressures of working in teams finally gets to everyone.	03.21.2013 03.27.2013	A	Jeff Long
4-17 Recap	New York Dolls Because The Night - Damon pretends he's taking Elena to New York for a good time, but he's secretly looking for clues to The Bore. What could possibly go wrong?	03.21.2013 03.27.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
9-18 Recap	Gold Diggers Idle Hands - Now that they run the hospital, the board realizes they are the overlords to whom everyone else is going to suck up to try and get their projects funded.	03.21.2013 03.27.2013	B	Lauren S
1-11 Weecap	The Lyin', the Wig and the Wardrobe Identity Crisis - Everyone tries to figure out who they are, and who they're not. Carrie, it turns out, is not Larissa.	03.25.2013 03.27.2013	C	Carla Sparks
4-2 Weecap	Bienvenidos a la Hora de Shakira Season 4: The Blind Auditions, Part 2 - Blake might be able to add some members to his team if he could just figure out that secret language Shakira keeps using.	03.26.2013 03.27.2013	B	Carla Sparks
16-3 Weecap	Premature Evacuation Season 16 Performance 2: Results - The first results show of the season is kind of a dud when an injury forces an early withdrawal and no one actually gets eliminated.	03.26.2013 03.27.2013	C	Kim
11-3 Weecap	I Feel Like Salmonella Tonight, Like Salmonella Tonight Season 11: 17 Chefs Compete - Blue team wins its first dinner service, by virtue of stinking less than Red. Jacqueline almost kills a person! (A diner, and not someone who deserves it, like Dan.)	03.26.2013 03.27.2013	B	Daniel
4-12 Recap	Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Peace Of Mind - Ellen May's pursuers finally catch up to her. It doesn't help that she never made it out of Harlan.	03.26.2013 03.27.2013	A-	Couch Baron
1-11 Weecap	Oh, Danny Boy The Stand - Monroe uses his new powers of, well, power, to launch air strikes against all the rebel bases. When one base decides to make a suicidal last stand, Danny—you know, the guy we spent the whole first half of the season chasing—all but throws himself on his damn sword.	03.25.2013 03.26.2013	B	Sara Brady
1-10 Weecap	Jacob Have I Loved Guilt - After Carroll's men attack Claire's safe house, Ryan and Claire go on the run, to the home of his former partner, Tyson. And Tyson is the most competent good guy this show has ever seen, so of course he gets shot.	03.25.2013 03.26.2013	B	Sara Brady
1-8 Recap	The Replacement Killers Mutually Assured Destruction - Philip and Elizabeth are the dudes sent to stop the dude that the Center already sent in to kill some other dudes. Also, Grannie Claudia totally snitches on Philip. Well, she already had the stitches, so why not?	03.20.2013 03.26.2013	B	Joe R
3-15 Weecap	Red Undead Redemption This Sorrowful Life - Merle experiences a moral reawakening, but there's some of the other kind as well.	03.24.2013 03.26.2013	A-	M. Giant
1-2 Weecap	Past The Breakers Nice Town You Picked, Norma… - Norma learns more about White Pine Bay justice, Norman and Emma stumble onto serious corruption, Dylan makes some friends and enemies, and people get set on fire all over the place.	03.25.2013 03.26.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-17 Weecap	The Foster Parent Trap Victory - Emily gains a better understanding of Eli and his motivations for sticking around in the Hamptons... sort of.	03.24.2013 03.26.2013	B+	Pablo G
16-2 Weecap	Poker Face Season 16 Performance 2 - Lots of redemption this week, along with some fairly amazing performances for week two.	03.25.2013 03.26.2013	B+	Kim
4-1 Weecap	Confessions, Part 1 Season 4: The Blind Auditions Premiere - New coaches Shakira and Usher prove to be incredibly passionate and impossibly laid-back, respectively.	03.25.2013 03.26.2013	A-	Carla Sparks
8-20 Recaplet	Drooper The Time Travelers - Ted and Barney confront their future selves and realize they'll still be massive tools twenty years from now.	03.25.2013 03.25.2013	C-	Ethan Alter
26-6 Recap	Bold and the Beautiful Operation Thunder Dome - Now that Brandon's out of the way, the tribes switch it up, leaving one young and strong tribe and one tribe of old losers.	03.20.2013 03.25.2013	C	Kim
4-17 Recap	Here They Go Again Guilty Pleasures - Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen admits he's known of Dreamboat Blaine's crush all year long, Old Idiot Rachel breaks up with her filthy whore of a boyfriend, and Santana Lopez makes a triumphant return to My Ancestral Homeland.	03.21.2013 03.25.2013	A-	Demian
8-17 Recap	Raiders of the Lost Storage Shed Goodbye Stranger - Castiel finally reunites with the Winchesters so they can go digging around in Lucifer's stash for The Word of God: Angel Edition.	03.20.2013 03.25.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
1-11 Weecap	Eleventh Night I'll Start With The Hillbilly - The show tosses in the towel with remarkable lack of gusto.	03.18.2013 03.25.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
13-4 Weecap	Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow "Men in Black Are Gonna Come Get Him" - The celebrities create interactive campaigns for Farouk hair care systems as Gary Busey continues to distract, everyone fears Omarosa, and Marilu Henner remembers it all.	03.24.2013 03.25.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
2-17 Recap	(Re)Born In The U.S.A. Welcome To Storybrooke - Flashback to the first days of the Dark Curse, or possibly Bill Murray's Groundhog Day. It's hard to tell.	03.17.2013 03.22.2013	B-	Cindy McLennan
1-17 Weecap	Star-Crossbowed Lovers The Huntress Returns - Oliver's nightclub is finally opening. The only thing that could ruin this special night is if his mass-murdering ex-girlfriend comes back!	03.20.2013 03.22.2013	B	Montykins
12-21 Weecap	Meet the Beaten Season 12, Top 9 Results - In hindsight, maybe it wasn't fair to build a week around a band that was once at the center of the "Paul Is Dead" rumor.	03.21.2013 03.22.2013	A+	M. Giant
11-8 Recap	Magic Yikes Take It All Off! - The designers create looks for strippers from Australia. In the intonation of Chandler Bing, could this GO more wrong?	03.14.2013 03.21.2013	A	Jeff Long
22-5 Recap	How Hanoi-ing Your Tan Is Totally Cool - Jessica & John's allies are in the crosshairs, but another team shoots itself in the foot.	03.17.2013 03.21.2013	B-	M. Giant
12-20 Weecap	Reheat the Beatles Season 12, 9 Finalists Complete - The finalists cover songs by John, Paul, George, and Ringo, but the results are not uniformly fab.	09.18.2013 03.21.2013	B	M. Giant
9-17 Recap	Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital Transplant Wasteland - Under its new leadership, the hospital briefly dissolves into chaos before everyone calms down and actually start making their own decisions and working together.	03.14.2013 03.20.2013	B	Lauren S
2-7 Weecap	Contract High Musical Chairs - It's all contracts all the time on NBC's nonstop legit thrill ride! No, really. Half of this episode is about contract negotiations. The other half is about Sean Hayes falling on his face, so we kind of break even.	03.19.2013 03.20.2013	B	Sara Brady
3-24 Weecap	All Things Truly Wicked A dAngerous gAme - Redcoat arrives in her invisible jet to save the day; a new bunch of jerks try to kill everybody; the A-Team is radically reevaluated; resurrections occur.	03.19.2013 03.20.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	The Cord of Communion First You Dream, Then You Die - Norma sets up camp in a new town, which immediately turns on her; Norman takes to puking at school.	03.18.2013 03.20.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-16 Recap	This Is Better Than Mourning, How? Bring It On - The Mystic Falls brain trust can't control a feelings-free Elena. With any luck, she'll stake them all.	03.14.2013 03.20.2013	B	Cindy McLennan
1-10 Weecap	Seventeen Candles The Long and Winding Road Not Taken - It’s Carrie’s birthday, and everyone is making a wish. Carrie struggles to choose between her future life and the life she’s living now (in 1985), and this is all before people had the Internet.	03.18.2013 03.20.2013	B	Carla Sparks
4-11 Recap	Bait And Switch Decoy - With his life on the line, Boyd tries to get in Raylan's mind.	03.19.2013 03.20.2013	A-	Couch Baron
11-2 Weecap	Lobster? Hardly Know ‘Er! 19 Chefs Compete - The Red team, not content to enjoy a victory, snipe at each other to the extent that Gina just winds up quitting. We fail to see the downside.	03.19.2013 03.20.2013	B-	Daniel
1-9 Weecap	A Nutcase By Any Other Name Love Hurts - Since Carroll can't get his hands on his ex-wife, Claire Matthews, the cult goes hunting for every other woman named Claire Matthews. And Jacob finally commits his first murder.	03.18.2013 03.19.2013	B	Sara Brady
4-16 Recap	MINAAAAAAAAAAJ! Feud - Several musical battles erupt within The Hallowed Halls Of Dear McKinley High for several very stupid reasons, while Santana Lopez takes down Old Idiot Rachel's filthy whore of a boyfriend.	03.14.2013 03.19.2013	B	Demian
1-7 Recap	Doody and On Her Duty and Honor - Philip goes to New York to take down a Polish rabble-rouser and reunite with his childhood sweetheart, while Elizabeth is left to ponder marriage back in Virginia. Bummer of a tradeoff.	03.13.2013 03.19.2013	B	Joe R
2-16 Weecap	Foster the People Illumination - Emily's foster brother comes to town, bringing trouble along with him.	03.17.2013 03.19.2013	C+	Pablo G
3-14 Weecap	Mutiny in Woodbury Prey - Andrea adds another doozy to her growing litany of failures, but it's not like she'll need to torture herself about it.	03.17.2013 03.19.2013	B+	M. Giant
8-19 Recaplet	Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain The Fortress - There is nothing great or powerful about this episode, which felt longer than the Wizard of Oz and Oz: The Great and Powerful combined.	03.18.2013 03.19.2013	D-	Angel Cohn
14-12 Weecap	Oh Danni Girl Season 14, Live Finale - Jillian may have had only one player on her team for the majority of the season, but she sure was a good one.	03.18.2013 03.19.2013	A-	Potes
16-1 Weecap	Jacoby's Save Season 16, Performance 1 - A fairly standard opening episode is saved at the end by an electrifying (if technically terrible) performance by Jacoby Jones.	03.18.2013 03.19.2013	C	Kim
26-5 Recap	Meltdown Persona Non Grata - To the surprise of no one, Brandon melts down and implodes.	03.13.2013 03.18.2013	F	Kim
4-17 Recap	Fake Palindromes Invitation To an Inquest - Eli drops a dime on Jordan, Will and Alicia try to be friends, Kalinda impresses Robyn some more, and Cary's awful father's shenanigans actually end up helping him get Diane's attention.	03.17.2013 03.18.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-18 Weecap	The Pusher Déjà Vu All Over Again - Watson and Holmes work separate cases. And this will shock you: the two cases end up being related!	03.14.2013 03.18.2013	A-	Montykins
9-17 Weecap	Up-Schruted The Farm - The seed is planted for Dwight's spinoff and we see why it was destined never to sprout.	03.14.2013 03.18.2013	C	M. Giant
13-3 Weecap	Soap Drop-era "I'm Being Punked by a Jackson" - In this two-hour advertisement for Crystal Light, the celebrities create mini soap operas to promote Crystal Light Liquid Drops, for celebrities and regular people who want to jazz up their water.	03.17.2013 03.18.2013	B	Carla Sparks
2-16 Recap	Take Heart The Miller's Daughter - In the Enchanted Past, Rumpelstiltskin teaches Cora to spin straw into gold. In the present, one of Henry's grandparents is sacrificed for another, but since he is his own grandpa, he'll be all right.	03.10.2013 03.15.2013	B+	Cindy McLennan
1-10 Weecap	Dollar Kid/Topside Kid You're The Bad Guy - Edward has like an entire TV show happen in one day; a surprising person gets gunned down; Mia snorts a bunch of heroin but somehow it's like, hilarious.	03.11.2013 03.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
22-4 Recap	Sequesterville Express I Love Monkeys! - There's the world John lives in, and then there's reality.	03.10.2013 03.15.2013	A-	M. Giant
3-23 Weecap	You Start Missing Everybody I'm Your Puppet - Spencer's madness blooms in full; Toby's fate is called into question; clowns make an appearance; Uncle Dadwolf gets A-Teamed.	03.12.2013 03.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-16 Recap	How Are You A Person? Runnin' With The Devil - Kalinda gets a sidekick, good, and Alicia gets a sidekick, very bad, while Will and Diane -- for the first time on network television -- have a totally grownup fight, discuss it rationally, come to a compromise and put it behind them. You won't believe your eyes!	03.10.2013 03.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-19 Weecap	Names and Numbers Season 12: First Results Show - Ryan gets his John King on for the season's first real election night.	03.15.2013 03.15.2013	B	M. Giant
12-18 Weecap	The Competition Begins... Now?! Top 10 Perform - In case you're just now joining, us, that means you're a lot smarter than we are.	03.13.2013 03.14.2013	B+	M. Giant
2-6 Weecap	Bomb Threats The Fringe - Everything is terrible: the first performance of Hit List at the Winter Fringe because Karen has to drop out after Jerry makes her choose between the two shows, the press preview of Liaisons! because Terry is an insane clown, and the current incarnation of Bombshell, because Jerry is a vulgarian. But everything is okay because Jesse L. Martin is here and god willing he will sing to us.	03.12.2013 03.13.2013	C+	Sara Brady
4-15 Recap	"We Have A Slight Coppery Odor" Girls (And Boys) On Film - Will and Emma get back together (sort of), St. Gay Of Lima and Meth Head Grandpa break up (more or less), The Horrible Hooker's knocked up (I'm pretty sure), and Santana Lopez wins at everything (of course). Featuring an extra-special guest appearance by New Puck's Thighs.	03.07.2013 03.13.2013	B+	Demian
4-10 Recap	Holler! Get Drew - Guess which other character from a past season is back?	03.12.2013 03.13.2013	A	Couch Baron
1-9 Weecap	Don't Blow It The Great Unknown - In this episode, Carrie and her side characters explore intimacy, non-intimacy, and whether or not it's important to know how to solve a Rubik's Cube.	03.11.2013 03.13.2013	B-	Carla Sparks
11-1/2 Weecap	20 Chefs Compete 20 Chefs Compete - One day, cheftestants will arrive in Hell's Kitchen already knowing how to make scallops, risotto and Wellington. That day is not today.	03.12.2013 03.13.2013	B-	Daniel
11-7 Recap	Pretty In Tape A Sticky Situation - The designers have to MacGyver some prom dresses with duct tape. A few bombs are created in the process.	03.07.2013 03.13.2013	B	Jeff Long
1-8 Weecap	Filleting Is Such Sweet Sorrow Welcome Home - New FBI supervisor Donovan shows up to take over Parker's inept investigation, and under his leadership Mike gets stabbed in the gut and beaten to a bloody pulp. And then the followers have a blood-smeared orgy.	03.11.2013 03.12.2013	C+	Sara Brady
26-4 Recap	Strength vs. Loyalty Kill Or Be Killed - A medical evacuation causes one tribe to rethink their strategy.	03.06.2013 03.12.2013	A+	Kim
1-6 Recap	Let's Go to the Mole Trust Me - The Jenningses are abducted and interrogated. Stan has to think quickly to keep Nina from being tagged as the mole. The Zodiac killer brings Paige and Henry to feed the ducks.	03.06.2013 03.12.2013	C+	Joe R
3-13 Weecap	Truce and Consequences Arrow on the Doorpost - Rick attends a summit meeting where the Governor makes him an offer he finds difficult to refuse.	03.10.2013 03.12.2013	B	M. Giant
2-15 Weecap	R.I.P., Amanda Clarke Retribution - News of Amanda's passing reaches the Graysons and Jack. Emanda refocuses her vengeance... again.	03.10.2013 03.12.2013	C	Pablo G
21-13 Weecap	How Do You Solve a Problem Like Lindsay? Season 21: After the Final Rose - In a genuinely surprising epilogue, it turns out the happy couple is for not once not trying to hide the fact they broke up the moment the cameras stopped rolling but are in fact planning to get married (on ABC, naturally).	03.11.2013 03.12.2013	F	Daniel
21-12 Weecap	It Seems Like There's A Hole In My Dreams The Season 17 Finale - Sean picks Catherine, having thought long and hard which of his girlfriends will eventually be the hottest old chick.	03.11.2013 03.12.2013	F	Daniel
4-11 Weecap	The Puffy Shirt Down to the Wire - The final triumphs, tragedies, challenges and losses of the contestants are all completely overshadowed by Jillian's puffy pirate shirt. Can we vote for it to be the third finalist?	03.11.2013 03.12.2013	A-	Potes
1-3 Weecap	Game Over Being Billy - College students get wrapped up in a game based on the show, with deadly results. Never have conspiracy and murder been so boring.	03.10.2013 03.11.2013	C-	Tippi Blevins
13-2 Weecap	Finally Understanding Nothing Just as Simple as Making Soup - The teams are tasked with making "photo experiences" for Universal Orlando Resort, and it goes poorly because no one knows what they're doing.	03.10.2013 03.11.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
2-15 Recap	Happy Birthday The Queen is Dead - Snow White and your Recapper share a birthday and all the joy it brings.	03.03.2013 03.08.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
22-3 Recap	Limping to Victory Like James Bond Again - In Phil's hometown, an injured racer refuses to give up…maybe.	03.03.2013 03.08.2013	B-	M. Giant
4-15 Recap	The Peter Principle Going For The Gold - Alicia deals with her new work situation, Laura Hellinger falls back into Will's life, and Jordan loses the battle for Peter's campaign... And his heart.	03.03.2013 03.08.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-22 Weecap	And The Maiden Will The Circle Be Unbroken? - Spencer makes the most of her day off; Byron proves the nature of his parenting skills; Mona is concerned about a close friend.	03.05.2013 03.08.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-17 Weecap	And Then There Were Ten Season 12, Las Vegas Round 3 - The pool gets cut in half again during the season's first live results show.	03.07.2013 03.08.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-9 Weecap	Love Is Not Love Good Luck With Your Death - Joanna settles down for a minute with a surprising suitor, Edward puts the whole thing together, and Mia makes a surprising choice.	03.04.2013 03.07.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
12-16 Weecap	Watching the Sausage Party Get Made Las Vegas Round 2 - When the guys get their first chance to sing for votes, things go a little Askew.	03.06.2013 03.07.2013	B-	M. Giant
11-6 Recap	Golden Garments Senior Fling - The designers create looks for some sexy seniors. Joan Rivers is one of the judges!	02.28.2013 03.06.2013	B+	Jeff Long
2-5 Weecap	The Substance of Getting Fired The Read-Through - It's read-through day for both Hit List and the new version of Bombshell. The good news is that everyone loves Julia's new book — everyone except Jerry, who thinks it isn't commercial enough. The bad news is that Kyle's book for Hit List is grade-A garbage, so he cries forever.	03.05.2013 03.06.2013	C	Sara Brady
4-9 Recap	And The Winner Is… The Hatchet Tour - It's time to reveal who collects the money in your "Who's Drew Thompson?" pool.	03.05.2013 03.06.2013	A	Couch Baron
1-7 Weecap	I Know Why the Caged Girl Screams Let Me Go - Joe Carroll escapes from prison and meets up with his dozens (!) of deranged followers, but not before murdering Olivia the Octo-Lawyer and taunting Ryan. Claire's eyebrows are sad.	03.04.2013 03.06.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-8 Weecap	Sex, Lies, and Video Screens Hush Hush - Carrie's tangled web of secrets introduces her to her first pair of Manolos, her first Cosmopolitan, and the first blush of crippling shame that comes along with getting caught.	03.04.2013 03.06.2013	B	Carla Sparks
12-15 Weecap	Stacking the Deck Las Vegas Round 1 - A slot in the top ten is this week's motivation for a surprisingly strong field of female semifinalists and Zoanette.	03.05.2013 03.06.2013	A-	M. Giant
10-17 Recap	Iron Top Chef Season 10 Finale, Part 2 - In a really disjointed, bizarre finale, the final two have to cook in front of a live audience like they're on Iron Chef or something.	02.27.2013 03.05.2013	C	Kim
8-16 Recap	Z-Day Remember the Titans - The Winchesters go hunting for zombies, but have to settle for Zeus.	02.27.2013 03.05.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
3-12 Weecap	Not-So-Guten Morgan Clear - In the zombie apocalypse, catching up with an old friend isn't what it used to be.	03.03.2013 03.05.2013	A	M. Giant
14-10 Weecap	The Five Percent Solution Makeover - Tim Gunn! Makeovers! And a challenge to lose five percent or go home.	03.04.2013 03.05.2013	B+	Potes
1-14 Recap	O Brother Where Art Thou Dear Brother - Sure, Jason getting beaten to death may seem tragic, but it really puts Scarlett in the mood! Also, for someone who hates birthday parties, Deacon really seems to enjoy his birthday party.	02.27.2013 03.05.2013	B+	Potes
21-11 Weecap	The Fifty Ways I Heaved My Lovers Season 21: The Women Tell All - Tierra says she's sorry if the other women were expecting her to "be friendly" or "not treat them with contempt" or "display a basic level of familiarity with the rules of courtesy and politeness we expect even toddlers to have in our society."	03.04.2013 03.05.2013	F	Daniel
4-8 Recap	Shoot 'Em Up Outlaw - The body count in this episode doesn't quite reach double digits, but it's close.	02.26.2013 03.04.2013	A+	Couch Baron
1-5 Recap	The Spy Who Loved Me Comint - The connections between spies and their handlers are examined when a jittery double agent wants to come in from the cold. Philip and Elizabeth run into marital hurdles as they work to steal encryption codes. Stan has feelings for Nina, maybe.	02.27.2013 03.04.2013	B-	Joe R
1-8 Weecap	An Aching Kind Of Growing Stay With Me - Julian and Edward realize their dad isn't worth fighting over; Joanna is the worst temp of all time; the Senator gets steely.	02.25.2013 03.04.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
26-3 Recap	Nothing But Air There's Gonna Be Hell to Pay - Shamar continues to yell and whine and complain and avoid being voted out.	02.27.2013 03.04.2013	C	Kim
1-3 Weecap	The Light The Heat Pendulum - "He was a holy man, he was noble man, he was a Nazi officer." Requiescat in pace, you crazy diamond (inside of a magic Jesus clock).	02.28.2013 03.04.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-18 Weecap	The Birds and the Bunheads Next - Michelle has an audition! The girls go on a wild knowledge binge where they try to become sex ed experts.	02.25.2013 03.04.2013	A+	Jeff Long
13-1 Weecap	That's an Expensive Meatball The Wolf in Charge of the Hen House - Gary Busey and Omarosa are back, along with some other Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars who don't stand a chance at getting attention with those two here.	03.03.2013 03.04.2013	B	Carla Sparks
3-21 Weecap	Free At Last Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind - Spencer and Emily search for Toby, and find a lot more than they were looking for; Ezra's little family moves to Rosewood.	02.26.2013 03.01.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-16 Weecap	Un-Secret Identity Dead to Rights - It's a cavalcade of former villains as both China White and Deadshot return to try to kill Malcolm Merlyn. And someone else learns who the vigilante is.	02.27.2013 03.01.2013	B+	Montykins
12-14 Weecap	Turbanated Semifinalist Round, Part 4 - This is your top twenty. Which is fine with me, because I don't want it that much.	02.28.2013 03.01.2013	B	M. Giant
22-2 Recap	The Curse of the Red Pearl Loose Lips Sink Ships - Two ocean-based Detour options mean that one water-averse team is sunk.	02.24.2013 02.28.2013	A-	M. Giant
1-2 Weecap	The Amateur Investigation Hour In the Blood - Jeff and Skye delve deeper into the mystery while completely neglecting to document their findings with a camera phone.	02.26.2013 02.28.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
9-16 Recap	Deus Ex Debbie This Is Why We Fight - The Seattle Grace Five pitch to a local bajillionaire to invest in their group, while Cahill and Owen get Pegasus back onboard. But Pegasus just wants to liquidate assets now, which makes things a bit more urgent.	02.21.2013 02.28.2013	A-	Joe R
12-13 Weecap	In the Zoan Semifinalist Round, Part 3 - Another group of ten becomes another group of five.	02.27.2013 02.28.2013	B	M. Giant
4-15 Recap	The Body Stand By Me - Germ's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.	02.21.2013 02.27.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
2-4 Weecap	Let Go Already The Song - Ronnie's concert was supposed to be her chance to change her image, but her momager tells her not to rock the boat. Ultimately, Ronnie trusts Derek and sings a new song Kyle and Jimmy wrote. In the meantime, Julia and Peter spar over her writing.	02.26.2013 02.27.2013	C	Sara Brady
11-5 Recap	Soutache Her? A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock N Roll - The designers create looks for Miranda Lambert. Daniel's reign as teacher's pet ends in a big way.	02.21.2013 02.27.2013	B	Jeff Long
1-7 Weecap	Winter Formalities Caught - The Winter Formal brings Carrie's attraction to Sebastian to a head, and her inability to decide worsens when Larissa offers her an internship at Interview. Also, Mouse's grades are suffering and Dorrit goes to The Nutcracker with her dad. Angst ensues.	02.25.2013 02.27.2013	B	Carla Sparks
1-6 Weecap	Bludgeoning You With Poe, Forever and Ever, Amen The Fall - The hostage situation at the farmhouse ends up with a bunch of dead FBI agents and the threesome escaping, but no longer together, because Emma abandoned her boyfriends at the first sign of trouble. Claire's kidnapping also proves short-lived, because everyone is incompetent.	02.25.2013 02.26.2013	D	Sara Brady
4-14 Recap	My Brain On Thief Red Team/Blue Team - A mock trial becomes a bloodthirsty metaphor for firm business; Eli Gold goes undercover in particularly Eli Gold fashion.	02.17.2013 02.26.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
10-16 Recap	Craft Work Season 10 Finale, Part 1 - Kristen's back and the final three compete on Tom Colicchio's home turf.	02.20.2013 02.26.2013	B	Kim
1-2 Weecap	Herons & Hi-Tops Face - Hank learns more about the "anything goes" philosophy the Vatican is known for when it comes to sainthood; a field trip to the Nazi War Criminal	02.21.2013 02.26.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-4 Recap	Play It Coup In Control - Reagan's been shot, and the Soviets don't know that in America, coups aren't just fun things to do on the weekend, so they think Big Shit is about to go down. Philip and Elizabeth prepare for war, while the FBI digs for any Soviet involvement.	02.20.2013 02.26.2013	B	Joe R
3-11 Weecap	Blessed Are the Peacemakers I Ain't No Judas - Not so fast, Andrea.	02.24.2013 02.26.2013	B	M. Giant
21-10 Weecap	We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off Overnight Dates - AshLee gets the best exit of the season: A hate-filled glare that curdles Sean's very soul, as he — without explanation — goes cold on her, despite having cast himself as the protector of her fragile psyche.	02.25.2013 02.26.2013	F	Daniel
14-9 Weecap	Jackson's Galaxy Face Your Fears - Jackson kinda sorta volunteers to go off the ranch for a week, taking Jeff with him and earning Jillian's ire. Meanwhile, Gina spends some quality time in a casket.	02.25.2013 02.26.2013	B+	Potes
8-18 Recaplet	Rinse and Repeat Weekend at Barney's - Barney's Playbook makes another appearance in an episode that technically isn't a repeat, but sure feels like one.	02.25.2013 02.26.2013	D	Ethan Alter
26-2 Recap	The Specialist Honey Badger - Only one challenge leaves lots of time for bickering and craziness.	02.20.2013 02.25.2013	B	Kim
2-16 Weecap	Pearson Vs. Harvey War - Jessica and Harvey have their long-predicted power struggle, and Mike is caught in the middle. But he finds consolation.	02.21.2013 02.25.2013	A-	M. Giant
4-7 Recap	She's Got Me Like Nobody Money Trap - Almost surely inadvisably, Raylan takes a shine to a poker player.	02.19.2013 02.25.2013	B+	Couch Baron
1-17 Weecap	D 'N A 'N Stuff Possibility Two - There's a hereditary genetic disease that's causing dementia in super-rich people. Or is it... poison?	02.21.2013 02.25.2013	A-	Montykins
8-15 Recap	The Worst Thing Ever Man's Best Friend With Benefits - A witch falls in love with his dog. He calls the dog his "familiar" and she spends half her time as a human being, but whatever. It's totally bestiality. Sadly, it's not even the wrongest thing about this episode.	02.20.2013 02.25.2013	F	Tippi Blevins
Mondo Extra	Oscars 2013: The Liveblog Academy Awards 2013 - With a surprisingly inoffensive Seth MacFarlane, no upsets or major surprises and one musical number after another, a neverending ceremony made hostages of audience members and viewers alike.	09.18.2013 02.25.2013	N/A	Ethan Alter
2-14 Recap	In A New York Minute Manhattan - Henry finds out about his dad. Goes out on the fire escape he ain't ever coming back. They find Baelfire, 'cause that Emma, she can track. He won't be down on Wall Street, in the morning.	02.17.2013 02.22.2013	A+	Cindy McLennan
1-15 Weecap	Gonna Work It Out Two Of A Kind - Jack can keep his cover-up going for so long, and after Savino unsuccessfully tries to blackmail him so he can get the skim out under the noses of the FBI, Jack comes to clean to Mia before Savino does it for him. And then Jack tells Ralph — who already knows.	02.19.2013 02.22.2013	B-	Daniel
1-15 Weecap	Put a Sock in It, Roy Dodger - A famous jewel thief has come to Starling City, which seems like a bad idea for a number of reasons.	02.20.2013 02.22.2013	C+	Montykins
22-1 Recap	Too Much of a Good Thing Flipped Out - To anyone who has wished for a sunny afternoon on a tropical beach, The Amazing Race says to be careful what you wish for.	02.17.2013 02.22.2013	B	M. Giant
12-12 Weecap	Male Call Semifinalist Round, Part 2 — Guys Perform - Ten guys enter, five guys leave. The other five are still in the competition, though, so it's not violent or anything.	02.21.2013 02.22.2013	B	M. Giant
1-7 Weecap	We Don't Want To Wreck But We Can Do A Lot Of Tricks Tell Me - Carpet uncovers a dangerous new mystery, Mia meets a relative and Joanna gets into a random firefight with Russian mobsters.	02.18.2013 02.21.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-20 Weecap	Half In Love With Easeful Death Hot Water - Spencer takes her misery into town, and nearly gets cooked for her trouble; Ashley gives Detective Wilden a crash-course in parenting.	02.19.2013 02.21.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	The CW Goes Meta You're Next - It's a show about a show about a charismatic cult leader named Billy Grimm. He's so charismatic that his influence reaches all the way into the real world. Sort of.	02.19.2013 02.21.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
12-11 Weecap	Sudden Death 10 Girls Perform - Only in geology and American Idol can something that takes two hours be called "Sudden."	02.20.2013 02.21.2013	B	M. Giant
2-3 Weecap	The Fixer The Dramaturg - Eileen's solution for Julia's terrible book for Bombshell is to bring in a script doctor, in the person of the delicious Mr. Daniel Sunjata. He makes everything 500 times hotter and sassier by repeatedly telling Julia she's wrong and boring and I vote we keep him forever. In Greenpoint, Jimmy and Kyle squabble in their squalid apartment until Karen finally drags Derek across the river to listen to their grubby little songs.	02.19.2013 02.20.2013	B	Sara Brady
11-4 Recap	I Never Promised You A Rose Garden, Nor A Cement Garden The Ultimate Hard and Soft - It's a schizophrenic unconventional challenge that takes place in a flower shop and a hardware store.	02.14.2013 02.20.2013	A	Jeff Long
1-6 Weecap	The Giant Pink Turkey in the Room Endgame - Set on having the perfect Thanksgiving, Carrie acts like a real jerk. Since her motives for acting like a jerk involve her mom dying, though, everyone gives her the benefit of the doubt. Also, Maggie wears a sweater that doesn't show off her boobs, then questions her place in life/this show.	02.18.2013 02.20.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
1-17 Weecap	Backdraft En Pointe It's Not a Mint - There's a fire in Paradise, and everybody's hot and bothered as they're seeking shelter.	02.18.2013 02.20.2013	A-	Jeff Long
3-7 Recap	Oy, Again With The Birth and the Death? Episode Seven - At least the same person isn't involved this time.	02.17.2013 02.20.2013	B	Couch Baron
9-15 Recap	We Bought a Zoo Hard Bargain - Callie's idea to buy the hospital catches on ... with some of the crash survivors more than others. Arizona and Cristina need some convincing. But they better do it fast, as the sale is going down TONIGHT. Also, April does a stupid thing.	02.14.2013 02.20.2013	B	Joe R
4-14 Recap	Cure Bore Galore Down the Rabbit Hole - As the Fellowship nears the Bore, things get real.	02.14.2013 02.20.2013	B+	Cindy McLennan
21-9 Weecap	Damage Control Freak Sean Tells All - Just because we only ever see Sean being mean and stupid, that doesn't mean he is mean and stupid, guys. If anything, Sarah should apologize to him!	02.19.2013 02.20.2013	F	Daniel
1-5 Weecap	The Premature Rescue The Siege - Ryan finally zeroes in on where Paul, Emma, and Jacob are holding Joey and Megan, but before he can be the hero, he gets another cop killed and bumps off another follower. And Claire gets herself kidnapped, because she is a genius.	02.18.2013 02.19.2013	B	Sara Brady
8-14 Recap	"Calgon, Take Me Away!" Trial and Error - Kevin figures out that closing the gates of Hell begins with three trials. Trial one: Find a hellhound, kill it and bathe in its blood.	02.13.2013 02.19.2013	B-	Tippi Blevins
1-1 Weecap	Do The Reich Thing Strike - Two parts Dan Brown to one part tap water, a couple Vicodin and clones of the Antichrist and the Apostle Bartholomew. Shake with a little ice, pour into toilet, serve immediately.	02.14.2013 02.19.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-14 Weecap	Treachery on the High Seas Sacrifice - Will Jack and Amily survive what Nate has in store for them on their boat honeymoon? Will Emanda and Nolan save the day? Tune in to find out.	02.17.2013 02.19.2013	B-	Pablo G
4-14 Recap	Take Back The Cake, Burn The Shoes, And Boil The Rice I Do - Emma dumps Will at the altar, so everyone else gets drunk and laid, in that approximate order. Best. Wedding. Ever!	02.14.2013 02.19.2013	A-	Demian
1-3 Recap	Philadelphia Freedom Gregory - Elizabeth and Philip learn that their dead comrade had a secret wife in Philly, so they need to tie up that loose end before the FBI can start tugging on it. In doing so, they employ the help of Elizabeth's dude on the side, cool cat Gregory. Sparks fly! And that's before Margo Martindale shows up.	02.13.2013 02.19.2013	B+	Joe R
1-13 Recap	No Strings There'll Be No Teardrops Tonight - Rayna and Liam spend an intimate night, Teddy and Avery are idiots per usual, and Juliette's new unplugged aesthetic sure isn't bringing out her mellower side.	02.13.2013 02.19.2013	A+	Potes
4-6 Recap	Best Foot Forward Foot Chase - That's what Boyd puts forth to Ava, and it's surprisingly romantic.	02.12.2013 02.19.2013	A-	Couch Baron
3-10 Weecap	The Stalking Dead Home - While the Governor plays it close to the vest and the Dixon brothers bicker in the wild, Lori's ghost starts doing some real damage.	02.17.2013 02.19.2013	B	M. Giant
2-15 Weecap	The Urge to Merge Normandy - Jessica solves the problem of Hardman by throwing someone else's money at it, but the problem of Rachel's Harvard rejection can't be solved by even what Louis throws at it (i.e., Louis).	02.14.2013 02.19.2013	B	M. Giant
10-15 Recap	Mush! Glacial Gourmand - The cheftestants use multiple modes of transportation to get around Alaska before cooking for the governor (who isn't Sarah Palin anymore, remember?)	02.13.2013 02.19.2013	B	Kim
26-1 Recap	Always Wear Sunscreen She Annoys Me Greatly - Ten fans and ten "favorites" show up to face off in the twenty-sixth season.	02.13.2013 02.19.2013	B	Kim
1-16 Weecap	Not the Wire Details - Bell is being framed for murder! Or is he really the murderer himself? No, he isn't. Don't be dumb.	02.14.2013 02.19.2013	A-	Montykins
21-8 Weecap	Phony! Phoni! Phoné! Season 21, Episode 8 - It appears that after several seasons that produce tawdry tabloid magazine covers but not marriages, America's families are becoming a little more skeptical of the dilettante in their midst. Sean punishes Desiree for having a brother who sized Sean up exactly right.	02.18.2013 02.19.2013	F	Daniel
14-8 Weecap	There's No "I" in "Meltdown" Be Yourself - The contestants are challenged to lose 51 pounds collectively to gain immunity for all. In news both related and unrelated, Gina loses her shit. Again.	02.18.2013 02.19.2013	B	Potes
8-17 Recaplet	No Captain, My Captain The Ashtray - Lily gets a new job. That is all.	02.18.2013 02.19.2013	D	Angel Cohn
2-13 Recap	You Don't Know Jack Tiny - We return to CGIsland, to learn Anton "Tiny" the Giant's backstory and how humans brought death to his realm.	02.10.2013 02.15.2013	A	Cindy McLennan
3-19 Weecap	Let The Elevator Bring Us Down What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted? - Hanna forces a father and child reunion, Emily kills another dude, and Spencer locates entire new areas of her crazy.	02.12.2013 02.15.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-16 Weecap	Michael Nott Moving On - While Erin and Pete try to get Andy to move on, Pam realizes she doesn't want to move forward by moving back.	02.14.2013 02.15.2013	A-	M. Giant
1-14 Weecap	Welcome to Flashback Island The Odyssey - Oliver's been shot! So that means most of the episode is spent in flashback instead of advancing the plot.	02.13.2013 02.15.2013	B	Montykins
12-10 Weecap	The Top 40 of Top 40 Hollywood Round, Part 4 - Hollywood week wraps up with the girls' solo round, a couple of sing-offs and the usual buckets of tears.	02.14.2013 02.15.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-6 Weecap	The Harlem Fakeout Don't Be A Dummy - The Humbert Humbert details of the Haverstock Affair; Sofia is possibly a gun- or drug-runner; Joanna is a dummy.	02.11.2013 02.14.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-6 Recap	Branson The Bridge-Builder Episode Six - Without him, this place would fall apart.	02.10.2013 02.14.2013	B+	Couch Baron
11-3 Recap	All About Heidi Surprise Me - It's time to think about Heidi and what she wants to wear. Again.	02.07.2013 02.14.2013	B-	Jeff Long
1-16 Weecap	Just In Time... For A Pre-Meeting There's Nothing Worse Than A Pantsuit - Michelle has to practice her best Hillary Clinton. Ginny does her best Sutton Foster. The results vary.	02.11.2013 02.14.2013	B	Jeff Long
1-14 Weecap	Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Stupid Little Lies The Third Man - Jack is so worried about Mia finding out he shot her father that he does his best to cover up his involvement, even though he was only defending himself. And in a thrill-a-minute Savoy subplot, Savino hires a new entertainment director.	02.05.2013 02.14.2013	C	Daniel
12-9 Weecap	Hollyweird Hollywood Round, Part 3 - Just because the auditions are over doesn't mean the freakshow is.	02.13.2013 02.14.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-5 Weecap	The Divine Canapé Dangerous Territory - Carrie is invited to a Soiree for Rich People and struggles to fit in as her friends and father struggle to move forward.	02.11.2013 02.13.2013	B+	Carla Sparks
4-13 Recap	Campfire Stories Into The Wild - Shane takes the Fellowship of the Falls camping on an island 200 miles off the coast of Nova Scotia. In the winter. They don't die from exposure, but arguably, they should.	02.07.2013 02.13.2013	C	Cindy McLennan
4-13 Recap	"What A Lovely Voice, But Who Cares?" Diva - Bloaty The Gravy Clown resurrects Diva Week at McKinley while St. Gay Of Lima and The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway engage in a little sing-off of their own over at Fake Drama School In New York.	02.07.2013 02.13.2013	D	Demian
1-14 Weecap	Are You Ready For Some Detecting? The Deductionist - Holmes teams up with a profiler, which makes him all weird and jealous. And there's a murderer, too.	02.03.2013 02.13.2013	B	Montykins
8-16 Recaplet	Bad Crazy Bad Crazy - This show seems to have confused Ted and Barney and would suddenly like us to believe that Ted's been a player this whole time.	02.11.2013 02.12.2013	C	Angel Cohn
14-7 Weecap	Singular Sensations Tough Love - The contestants go to singles, which means the scheming and backstabbing commences!	02.11.2013 02.12.2013	B-	Potes
1-4 Weecap	Blade Into You Mad Love - Primetime's stabbiest threesome gets even more psychotic this week, as Jacob reveals he's never killed anyone and Emma and Paul bond over how they're both in love with a timid virgin. Maggie kidnaps Ryan's sister and tries to kill him with batteries. It's a surprisingly bloodless murder attempt for this show. There must be a Karo Syrup shortage on set.	02.11.2013 02.12.2013	C	Sara Brady
21-7 Weecap	Welcome to the Tierradome 2013-02-11 - Tierra discovers that there are only so many times you can play the "I'm an emotional train wreck who resorts to faking injuries and tear to manipulate people" card so many times before even a cementhead like Sean reaches his limit.	02.11.2013 02.12.2013	A+	Daniel
2-13 Weecap	Something Borrowed, Something Black & Blue Union - It's a Revenge wedding!	02.10.2013 02.11.2013	C+	Pablo G
3-9 Weecap	So Much for Safety in Numbers The Suicide King - Lori demonstrates that she can still screw everything up even from beyond the grave.	02.10.2013 02.11.2013	B-	M. Giant
2-14 Weecap	Hardmanball He's Back - Daniel Hardman may be the only opposing counsel ever who gets to walk past his own name on the door.	02.07.2013 02.11.2013	B+	M. Giant
8-13 Recap	Feat of Clay Everybody Hates Hitler - The Winchesters meet a golem so big that even Sam looks like Kristin Chenoweth standing next to him.	02.06.2013 02.11.2013	B	Tippi Blevins
1-12 Recap	Love in an Elevator I've Been Down that Road Before - Oh my God, Teddy ruins EVERYTHING.	02.06.2013 02.11.2013	A+	Potes
10-14 Recap	Don't Be Crabby Kings of Alaska - Now in Alaska, the cheftestants have to cook crab, salmon, and sourdough.	02.06.2013 02.11.2013	B-	Kim
9-14 Recap	Facing Off The Face of Change - Jackson and Alex wind up in competition to see which of their pretty faces can best represent the hospital.	02.07.2013 02.08.2013	B-	Lauren S
12-8 Weecap	Separating the Boys from the Other Boys Hollywood Round, Part 2 - More male contestants are cut loose in the Hollywood solo round.	02.07.2013 02.08.2013	B	M. Giant
1-15 Weecap	Old Friends A Giant Gun, Filled with Drugs - Holmes's old drug dealer is back, and he's got a kidnapped daughter to save. Also some cocaine.	02.07.2013 02.08.2013	A-	Montykins
9-15 Weecap	The Shaggy Nard-Dog Couples Discount - Andy's return doesn't seem to mean good news for anybody -- least of all Andy.	02.07.2013 02.08.2013	B	M. Giant
1-13 Weecap	Body Count Betrayal - Laurel can't trust her father and Oliver can't trust his mother. Also, Oliver kills dozens of low-level goons.	02.06.2013 02.08.2013	B+	Montykins
3-18 Weecap	Antigonish Dead to Me - Spencer goes through the looking-glass, Hanna learns about werewolf genealogy, and Aria meets the perfect mix of herself and Ezra given human form.	02.05.2013 02.07.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-15 Weecap	So Who Is Hearing About A Vicuna For the First Time? Take The Vicuna - Sasha has a housewarming party. Scotty and Michelle have a pretty sour family reunion.	02.04.2013 02.07.2013	B	Jeff Long
12-7 Weecap	Hot Man on Man Action Hollywood Week, Part 1 - It's the most intense 24 hours of the competition, displaying the skills that are least relevant to it.	02.06.2013 02.07.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-2 Recap	Tick-Tick-Boom The Clock - The Jenningses are tasked with an incredibly short timeline to get a bug in the Defense Secretary's house, so it's time to poison children and threaten religious housekeepers.	02.05.2013 02.07.2013	C	Joe R
2-2 Weecap	What Doesn't Kill You The Fallout - Bombshell is frozen by the feds and Derek's being drawn and quartered in the press because he's a sleaze, so Eileen tries to resurrect the show's good word-of-mouth with an impromptu performance in front of the entire American Theatre Wing. Amazingly, this doesn't get them laughed out of town. Also, Karen goes to Brooklyn and survives.	02.05.2013 02.06.2013	B	Sara Brady
2-1 Weecap	I Won't Quit Till I'm a Star On Broadway - We're back! The guy from Gossip Girl is in charge! He's jettisoned Ellis, Shrek, Dull Leo and Julia's scarves, but he hasn't thrown Karen to the lions at the Bronx Zoo, so it's kind of a wash. At least the guy from Newsies is here for us to ogle.	02.05.2013 02.06.2013	C	Sara Brady
1-4 Weecap	Just Say No Fright Night - It's Halloween, which means everyone takes drugs and Carrie takes care of them.	02.04.2013 02.06.2013	B+	Carla Sparks
21-6 Weecap	If We Don't Get A Rose, The Tierrarist Wins Season 21, Episode 6 - Sean, Sarah may have only one arm on the outside, but you've got only one arm in your heart. Now GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.	02.05.2013 02.06.2013	F	Daniel
4-5 Recap	What A Tangled Web Kin - There's a whole lot going on in Harlan.	02.06.2013 02.05.2013	A-	Couch Baron
1-5 Weecap	Sad Little Cipher Why Wait? - Mia's debut goes about as well as could be expected; somebody gets run over by an actual bus.	02.04.2013 02.05.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Weecap	A Psalm of Death The Poet's Fire - This week we meet Follower Rick. Rick likes to play with fire, unlike the rest of his little pals, who are more into stabbing. Except for Paul, who's pretty much comfortable killing people however is most convenient. This show is so uplifting.	02.04.2013 02.05.2013	C+	Sara Brady
14-6 Weecap	Roll the Dice Lead By Example - In each team, the fate of the collective rests on one contestant's numbers on the scale. Giant dice are involved, as is Laila Ali. And no, she doesn't punch out Dr. Huizenga.	02.04.2013 02.05.2013	C+	Potes
9-13 Recap	What About Bob? Bad Blood - The consultant starts implementing cost-cutting measures like cameras with a remote doctor named Bob who can conveniently catch interns pulling shady moves.	01.31.2013 02.05.2013	B	Lauren S
8-15 Recaplet	Canada's Wonderland P.S. I Love You - Robin Sparkles returns and that's actually a good thing.	02.04.2013 02.04.2013	B-	Ethan Alter
21-5 Weecap	Do Not Pass Goat Season 21, Episode 5 - Sean doesn't think it's fair that women have to go home just because they lose the challenges he sets out for them. And it's certainly not fair that no one likes Tierra just because she's a monster to everyone.	02.04.2013 02.04.2013	F	Daniel
4-12 Recap	The Baby-Sitters Club A View to a Kill - Yet another dance is ripped from Rebekah -- this time, by Bonnie's Interim Dad, who brings back Interim Mom for some interim parenting. Elena's cockamamie plan progresses. Meanwhile, your recapper pines for her koala clip.	01.31.2013 02.04.2013	A	Cindy McLennan
8-12 Recap	Broken Family Tree As Time Goes By - Sam and Dean meet their paternal grandfather and discover that depressing choices and unhappy accidents run in both sides of their family.	01.30.2013 02.04.2013	N/A	Tippi Blevins
4-12 Recap	I'm All Out of Faith Naked - With The Swallows officially disqualified from all future show choir competitions, and with The Rosedale Mennonites apparently rotting away in a mass unmarked grave somewhere remote and forbidding, the children of The New New Directions must now somehow find $400 to pay for their trip to Regionals.	01.31.2013 02.04.2013	A-	Demian
3-5 Recap	Life Goes On Episode Five - In the wake of the tragedy, everyone struggles to find a new path.	02.03.2013 02.03.2013	B+	Couch Baron
2-13 Weecap	Father Figurehead Zane vs. Zane - Hello. My name is Rachel Zane. You are my father. Prepare to die.	01.31.2013 02.01.2013	B	M. Giant
9-14 Weecap	Best Served Cold Vandalism - While Jim and Darryl squabble and the Senator brazenly uses his significant others for political gain, Pam finds herself in a feud with a warehouse worker that ends up getting people fired.	01.31.2013 02.01.2013	B-	M. Giant
9-13 Weecap	Dwight III through X Junior Salesman - Dwight attempts to fill Jim's half-empty seat with someone more like himself, only to discover too late what a really terrible idea that is.	01.31.2013 02.01.2013	B	M. Giant
1-12 Weecap	The War on Drugs Vertigo - Oliver's out to find the person who's flooding Starling City with drugs! Because his sister took some!	01.30.2013 02.01.2013	B	Montykins
3-4 Recap	Good Night, Sweet Princess Episode Four - Downton will never be the same.	01.27.2013 02.01.2013	A+	Couch Baron
12-6 Weecap	Later, Sooners Auditions #6 - AI12 auditions wrap up in Oklahoma City with a ventriloquist, some decent singers and the usual complement of utterly crazy people.	01.31.2013 02.01.2013	B-	M. Giant
11-2 Recap	Design, Forrest, Design Spin Out - The designers drive their design car off a cliff.	01.31.2013 02.01.2013	A	Jeff Long
1-2 Recaplet	It's a Conspiracy! The Red Team - Someone is killing the members of a secret team of counterterrorism experts. That sounds safe!	01.31.2013 02.01.2013	A-	Montykins
Mondo Extra	Do No Harm: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Snide Do No Harm: Pilot Review - We'd like this show a lot more if it was told through Ian's perspective since he seems like a lot more fun. Or if they put a ticking 24-esque time clock on the screen.	09.18.2013 02.01.2013	N/A	Angel Cohn
1-14 Weecap	A Better Way The Astronaut and the Ballerina - Michelle’s brother has come to town! Wait, it turns out that it’s not as good a thing as it sounds.	01.28.2013 01.31.2013	B+	Jeff Long
1-13 Weecap	That Girl Is Poison Road Trip - Mr. Jones escapes from prison, Dixon sleeps with a pop start who he then has to arrest, and Rizzo tortures Jack for sleeping with Mia. The Rizzo Christmas newsletter is really going to be awkward this year.	01.29.2013 01.31.2013	B+	Daniel
11-1 Recap	Keeping It Dreamy There Is No "I" in Team - The new designers are here and are immediately separated into teams. Maybe a good thing? The one definite outcome is that there is a lot more bitching immediately.	01.24.2013 01.31.2013	A	Jeff Long
12-5 Weecap	Putting the "Long" in "Long Beach" Auditions #5 - We'll remember the Alamo a lot longer than most of the people who auditioned in San Antonio, while in California even some of the judges skip part of the tryouts.	01.30.2013 01.31.2013	B-	M. Giant
10-13 Recaplet	Anchors Away Chefs at Sea - The cheftestants head out on a cruise to Alaska and learn a little something about shipboard cooking.	01.30.2013 01.31.2013	B	Kim
4-4 Recap	Chicken Feed This Bird Has Flown - That, sadly, is what Raylan's twenty grand in cash goes to. Well, that and chickens.	01.29.2013 01.31.2013	B	Couch Baron
1-1 Recap	Pilot Pilot - Phillip and Elizabeth are KGB spies under deep-cover and posing as an American family. This week, they capture, imprison, and debate killing a KGB defector and also learn the joys of post-murder sex.	01.30.2013 01.31.2013	B-	Joe R
4-11 Recap	Utterly Compelling Catch Me If You Can - Klaus compels the baby vamps to kill Matt. Kol compels Damon to kill Jeremy. Someone (Katherine, please) compels a stranger to bite off his own tongue. The show's continued reliance on compulsion compels your recapper to yawn.	01.24.2013 01.30.2013	B	Cindy McLennan
9-12 Recap	Wind of Change Walking on a Dream - A consultant is brought in to help figure out where the hospital can cut a few corners to come up with that extra $60 million dollars they now have to pay out to a few doctors.	01.24.2013 01.30.2013	B	Lauren S
3-17 Weecap	Wilden Out Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Inferno - Hanna hits up the lesbian bar, Spencer calls in the professionals, and a fantastic new murder suspect is revealed.	01.29.2013 01.30.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Weecap	Parents and Kids Just Don't Understand Read Before Use - Carrie learns to pay attention to labels like "Bad Boy" but not to ones like "Caution: this could get your dad fired." And you'll never guess what happens when Dorrit decides she wants a hamster.	01.28.2013 01.30.2013	C	Carla Sparks
1-4 Weecap	L.I.E. One, Two, Three… One, Two, Three - Mia brings home her motorbike man, while Joanna ruins most of her relationships with surprisingly little effort and Ben goes ham on Edward.	01.28.2013 01.30.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-11 Recap	A Hard Pill to Swallow Sadie Hawkins - The ever-intrepid Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen exposes a Swallows Sectionals steroid scandal that might just send The New New Directions on their merry way to Regionals this year after all, but everyone else is too busy wallowing in boring relationship angst to care.	01.24.2013 01.30.2013	C+	Demian
1-2 Weecap	A Descent into the Bloody Madhouse Chapter Two - Joe Carroll's followers play house with his son, and one of the not-gay boyfriends is totally jealous of how not gay his not boyfriend turned out to be. In other news, Claire still has the hots for Ryan, and Raines is an idiot, but a dangerous one.	01.28.2013 01.29.2013	C	Sara Brady
10-12 Recap	The Josie Show Wolfgang Clucks - Tom serves dinner to a gaggle of famous chefs, and the cheftestants have to prepare fried chicken.	01.23.2013 01.29.2013	B	Kim
14-5 Weecap	And Then There Was One Waist and Money - With the White Team down to only one member, Jillian and Danni take extreme measures -- like not screaming -- to secure their collective safety.	01.28.2013 01.29.2013	B-	Potes
21-4 Weecap	Nights of Whine and Roses Season 21, Episode 4 - Sean organizes a roller derby match and is impressed not by the one-armed Sarah's determination, not by the faceplanting Amanda's enthusiasm, but by Tierrable's tears and whining.	01.28.2013 01.29.2013	F	Daniel
4-13 Recap	The Goldilocks Zone The Seven Day Rule - Neil Gross's prenup, religious pandering, and a sudden deluge of job offers sends Alicia right over the edge.	01.27.2013 01.28.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-11 Recap	A Tolkien Gesture LARP and the Real Girl - Accountants and lawyers pretend to be orcs and elves, much like this episode pretends to be fun and interesting.	01.23.2013 01.28.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
1-11 Recap	We're Number One You Win Again - Did you know Rayna and Juliette's song hit number one on some chart? Because if not, this episode tells you that about a million times.	01.23.2013 01.28.2013	A	Potes
2-13 Recap	The Kennedy Center Honors Miss Lana Banana Madness Ends - The season ends with some really beautiful grace notes, closure for pretty much everyone, and Lana Winters becomes the fierce bitch she was always angling to be.	01.23.2013 01.28.2013	A+	Joe R
4-3 Recap	Of Carrots and Sticks and Big Ol' Snakes Truth and Consequences - If you don't like snakes, do not watch this episode.	01.22.2013 01.28.2013	A	LuluBates
Mondo Extra	SAG Awards 2013: The Liveblog Screen Actors Guild Awards 2013 - A dull telecast as enlivened by surprise wins for Bryan Cranston, Argo and Downton Abbey, while J-Law, Claire Danes and Julianne Moore reigned supreme.	09.18.2013 01.27.2013	N/A	Rachel Stein
2-12 Weecap	Math and Aftermath Blood in the Water - The fallout from the Pearson Hardman civil war continues as Harvey and Louis work through the latest stage of their frenemy-ship.	01.24.2013 01.25.2013	B	M. Giant
2-12 Recap	I Will Sing My Maker's Praises In The Name Of The Brother - Cora catches up with Regina. Hook flirts with Emma. We flashback to Dr. Frankenstein's past, and a wasted Whale operates on the Stranger.	01.20.2013 01.25.2013	N/A	Cindy McLennan
9-12 Weecap	Here Comes the Boom Operator Customer Loyalty - A fight between Jim and Pam leads to the shocking revelation that behind the cameras and microphones is at least one human being.	01.24.2013 01.25.2013	B+	M. Giant
1-11 Weecap	Heist Trust but Verify - Who's robbing these armored cars? It could be this guy on the List, but he's Diggle's old army buddy. Sorry, Diggle; it's totally him.	01.23.2013 01.25.2013	B-	Montykins
12-4 Weecap	Calling Baton Rouge Auditions #4 - Why is Baton Rouge the best audition city to date? Because the auditions there only take an hour.	01.24.2013 01.25.2013	B	M. Giant
5-13 Recap	Way Down In The Wormhole An Enemy of Liberty - Our heroes take out a slew of Loyalists and Observers in what is practically a clip show of grotesque deaths and kick off the plan to save the world.	01.18.2013 01.24.2013	A-	Daniel
5-12 Recap	Statue of Limitations Liberty - Our heroes get set to save the world, but first someone’s got to pick up the kid. Cortexiphan, take me away!	01.18.2013 01.24.2013	B+	Daniel
12-3 Weecap	Yellow Flag Season 12, Auditions #3 - During auditions at the Charlotte Motor Speedway, rubber isn't the only thing that gets burned.	01.23.2013 01.24.2013	B-	M. Giant
3-16 Weecap	Wait Until My Clothes Cling To My Frame Misery Loves Company - Spencer gets some bad news, Meredith goes full-on crazy, and Aria makes some surprising discoveries after a visit from everybody's favorite ghost.	01.22.2013 01.23.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-10 Recap	The Breakfast Club After School Special - When Rebekah gives the kids detention in the library, we see them in the simplest terms: a baby vamp, and a basket case, a princess and a criminal. It's sort of social. Demented and sad, but social.	01.17.2013 01.23.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
1-2 Weecap	Truth or Carrie Diaries Lie With Me - Carrie's understandable mistrust of Sebastian causes her to spin a non-elaborate web of lies, as Maggie and Walt throw away what could have been an interesting plotline.	01.21.2013 01.23.2013	B	Carla Sparks
1-13 Weecap	Gangster Dance Squad I'll Be Your Meyer Lansky - Michelle and Fanny try to think of some get-rich schemes. Melanie rules the world.	01.21.2013 01.23.2013	A+	Jeff Long
AS2-12 Recap	The Line Between Plantations and Wonderlands Go Big or Go Home - The three remaining designers go toe to toe. To toe.	01.17.2013 01.23.2013	A-	Jeff Long
9-11 Recap	Judgment Day The End is the Beginning is the End - The plane crash judgment comes down, and the survivors are now very, very rich. Which could make the hospital very, very poor.	01.17.2013 01.23.2013	B	Lauren S
1-3 Weecap	A Biter Named Carl A Drop Of Blood & A Microscope - Julian whisks Joanna away to the Bahamas and Mia meets herself a drifter, while Sofia physically attacks Marin Hinkle at a country club.	01.21.2013 01.23.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	Stab Her Gently Pilot - English professor-turned-serial killer Joe Carroll escapes from prison and picks up where he left off, which leads retired FBI agent Ryan Hardy to climb out of his vodka bottle and get back on the horse. Unfortunately, Carroll has a tribe of eager helpers who are as deranged as he is. Bloody eye-gougings ensue.	01.21.2013 01.22.2013	B	Sara Brady
2-12 Recap	Let's Do the Time Warp Again Continuum - The latter half of the 1960s breezes by in a blur of sideburns, overcrowding, axe-murder and the realization that success can spoil a good person. Briarcliff goes down the tubes, Sister Jude ends up a shell of her former self and Lana Winters becomes a Hollywood hack.	01.16.2013 01.22.2013	A-	Joe R
10-11 Recap	Josie, Baby Season 10 Restaurant Wars - You know the idea. Who will screw up service? Who will be a control freak? Why is Josie made out of garbage?	01.16.2013 01.22.2013	B	Kim
4-12 Recap	Je Ne Regrette Rien Je Ne Sais What? - Alicia invents the booty call, while Diane and Will go to bat for an even more flustered than usual Elsbeth Tascioni.	01.13.2013 01.22.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-10 Recap	Torture Porn Torn and Frayed - Demons torture angels. Angels torture angels. The show tortures viewers with ridiculous and utterly contrived Winchester angst.	01.16.2013 01.22.2013	C+	Tippi Blevins
1-10 Recap	Red Lips, White Lies I'm Sorry For You, My Friend - The Dueling Divas tour gets in full swing with an annulment for Juliette and a string of unsatisfactory guitar players for Rayna. Teddy wins the election, which is a surprise to everyone (especially Teddy) and one of the Revel Kings gets very rapey with Scarlett.	01.16.2013 01.22.2013	A	Potes
2-12 Weecap	Dangerous Liaisons Collusion - Emanda accompanies Daniel to Los Angeles to help close the Stonehaven deal while Victoria tries to put a stop to it. She's the opposite of a helicopter mom.	01.20.2013 01.22.2013	D	Pablo G
8-14 Recaplet	Ring Up Ring Up - Ashley Benson guest stars and she's not a murderer or being stalked by someone in a hoodie or ANYTHING. It's all very confusing.	01.21.2013 01.22.2013	B	Angel Cohn
21-3 Weecap	She’s Crazy For Trying and Crazy for Crying Season 21, Episode 3 - Somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright. The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light. And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout. But there is no joy in Clarksville; mighty Kacie has struck out.	01.21.2013 01.22.2013	F	Daniel
14-4 Weecap	White Flag Pay It Forward - The trainers head off the ranch for the week to spend some quality time with the children, and Jackson unleashes the ripped bald black guy within.	01.21.2013 01.22.2013	B	Potes
3-3 Recap	When Irish Eyes Are Crying Episode Three - The return of Branson and Sybil under inauspicious circumstances throws Downton into a bit of a tizzy.	01.20.2013 01.20.2013	B	Couch Baron
2-11 Recap	For Whom The Belle Tolls The Outsider - In the Enchanted Past, Belle meets Mulan and saves Phillip. In Storybrooke, she reconnects with Hook and steps...out with Rumpy.	01.13.2013 01.18.2013	A-	Cindy McLennan
9-11 Weecap	Like Fake Father, Like Fake Son Suit Warehouse - Dwight takes Dwight, Jr. on a sales call, Darryl blows a job interview, and havoc is visited on the office by espresso and pens.	01.17.2013 01.18.2013	B-	M. Giant
1-10 Weecap	Arrowphone Burned - Oliver is grappling with existential issues when he's supposed to be grappling with this guy who is killing firemen.	01.16.2013 01.18.2013	B	Montykins
2-11 Weecap	Going to Pot Blind-Sided - Mike judges everyone around him, which proves surprisingly easy given that he's doing it from inside a cloud of pot smoke.	01.17.2013 01.18.2013	B-	M. Giant
12-2 Weecap	Urban War Zone Season 12, Auditions #2 - Keith is still stuck in the middle of Mariah and Nicki's sniping. Oh, and some people audition.	01.17.2013 01.18.2013	B	M. Giant
5-11 Recap	About a Boy The Boy Must Live - With September found, the plan is starting to fall into place. Wait, who's got Michael? I thought YOU had him!	01.11.2013 01.17.2013	B+	Daniel
1-12 Weecap	We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together From This Day Forward - While Ralph fends off his horny ex-girlfriend, Jack has a sit-down with Rizzo over Mia and Ralph finds out that Laura is snitching.	01.16.2013 01.17.2013	B+	Daniel
12-1 Weecap	Mimi vs. Nicki Auditions #1 - It's the first round of auditions in New York, but it's more about the judges than the contestants. Again.	01.16.2013 01.17.2013	B	M. Giant
1-12 Weecap	Magic Michelle Channing Tatum is a Fine Actor - Our heroine gives maybe the worst advice ever. Also, the coolest kids ever show up at the high school.	01.14.2013 01.16.2013	A+	Jeff Long
AS2-11 Recap	Just One More Challenge Couture De France - The designers pop over to Paris for a little couture inspiration.	01.10.2013 01.16.2013	A	Jeff Long
3-15 Weecap	Do It To So-And-So Mona-Mania! - Hanna accidentally turns Mona crazy again; Paige adds to her long list of problems; Aria and Meredith come to an understanding; Lucas reveals his surprising part of the conspiracy.	01.15.2013 01.16.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-10 Recap	Grey's of Anarchy Things We Said Today - Bailey performs Adele's surgery and forgets about her wedding while the docs are kept busy when a motorcycle gang is brought into the ER after a huge crash.	01.10.2013 01.16.2013	B+	Lauren S
1-1 Weecap	Girls Just Wanna Have Inner Monologues Pilot - Hey, remember how Carrie Bradshaw says everything she writes out loud to us? She's been doing that ever since she was 16 and a virgin.	01.14.2013 01.16.2013	C-	Carla Sparks
1-2 Weecap	I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good Nothing's Free, Little Girl - Joanna locates Vivian's baby daddy and whistleblower in one fell swoop, and Robert's mistress is absolutely the worst.	01.14.2013 01.16.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-2 Recap	Out Of The Woodwork Where's Waldo? - Many hats, both black and white, get pulled into the thirty-year-old mystery.	01.15.2013 01.15.2013	A-	Couch Baron
2-2 Recaplet	Runaway Cheat, Play, Love - Last week, everything blew up at some crappy concert that Laurel played at. This week, everything blew up at some crappy party that Laurel played at. See a pattern here?	01.16.2013 01.15.2013	B	Rachel Stein
2-11 Weecap	Sour Grapes Sabotage - Emanda tries to draw Helen out into the open with a charity auction. It's the oldest trick in the revenge book.	01.13.2013 01.15.2013	C-	Pablo G
8-13 Recaplet	The Brown Note Band or DJ? - Robin's dad gets way into Jimmy Buffet, Ted gets obsessed with DJs and baby Marvin takes a crap all over the episode.	01.14.2013 01.15.2013	C	Angel Cohn
14-3 Weecap	Panic Room Cut the Junk - One team loses a trivia challenge and has to spend 4.5 hours every day in a room full of fatty treats and video games. Real punishment, eh? Also: bubble gum pit.	01.14.2013 01.15.2013	B+	Potes
21-2 Weecap	Pranks for the Memories Season 21, Episode 2 - Ha ha! Joke's on you! You're on The Bachelor!	01.14.2013 01.15.2013	F	Daniel
1-9 Recap	Good Luck in Atlanta, Douche Be Careful of Stones that You Throw - Rayna and Juliette are finally going on tour, after Juliette has her second wedding of the week. Meanwhile, Avery strikes out as a solo artist, and Deacon manages to find misery in rock stardom.	01.09.2013 01.14.2013	A-	Potes
10-10 Recap	Thai German? Really? Battle Before the War - They're messing with Restaurant Wars, you guys!	01.09.2013 01.14.2013	C	Kim
2-11 Recap	Spilt Milk Spilt Milk - In the span of a few months, Lana gets out, along with the story of Briarcliff's awfulness. Also liberated this week? Kit, Grace, Ollie Thredson and a whole lotta breastmilk.	01.09.2013 01.14.2013	A-	Joe R
1-12 Weecap	The One With Vinnie Jones M - Watson is leaving and Holmes finally has a nemesis. But it's not who you think and Watson's not really leaving!	01.10.2013 01.14.2013	A-	Montykins
9-10 Weecap	Scratching in Scranton Lice - Little tiny parasites help Pam discover her inner Meredith.	01.10.2013 01.14.2013	C+	M. Giant
4-1 Recap	Slit For Splat Hole In The Wall - Two gory deaths bookend the fourth-season premiere.	01.08.2013 01.14.2013	B+	Couch Baron
Mondo Extra	Golden Globes 2013: The Liveblog Golden Globe Awards 2013 - Thanks to hilarious hosts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, a jaw-dropping speech by Jodie Foster and big wins by Lena Dunham, girls ruled the night, along with Homeland, Argo and Game Change.	09.18.2013 01.13.2013	N/A	Rachel Stein
3-2 Recap	Never A Bride Episode Two - Guess who gets left at the altar? (You're right.)	01.13.2013 01.13.2013	B-	Couch Baron
2-10 Recap	A Sticky Wicket The Cricket Game - Regina kills Jiminy Cricket...or does she?	01.06.2013 01.11.2013	N/A	Cindy McLennan
3-14 Weecap	Hot Tubs & Hand Grenades She's Better Now - Mona returns to school, waves a knife around, blows up a teacher, starts a cult, corrupts your brother. God, how we've missed you.	01.08.2013 01.10.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-11 Weecap	I Wouldn't Argue About the Bank's Transaction Fees, Either Paiutes - Rizzo treats the Tumbleweed loan like a bank account and brings down the fury of Agent Sam Fisher, while Ralph gets kidnapped by a desperate con man.	01.08.2013 01.10.2013	B	Daniel
4-11 Recap	West Nile Is Not Just A Virus In Egypt Boom De Ya Da - While Canning's got Alicia stuck in a deposition that never happens, Hayden finally declares war on the partners.	01.06.2013 01.09.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-11 Weecap	You Can Mace If You Want To You Wanna See Something? - It's a post-Nutcracker Macing world where the studio is closed and Michelle is a magician's assistant.	01.07.2013 01.09.2013	B	Jeff Long
2-1 Recaplet	Mother, Rinse, Repeat The Revengers - Everyone reveals their evil plans ten different times.	01.08.2013 01.09.2013	B+	Rachel Stein
1-1 Weecap	"Where Are You Going? You Have No Pants!" Pilot - Joanna Locasto goes undercover as herself to solve her best friend's murder, turning up all kinds of dirt in the process.	01.07.2013 01.08.2013	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-10 Recap	The Name Game The Name Game - Judy gets electroshocked into incoherence, while a surprisingly alive Monsignor Howard takes it upon himself to eradicate the devil from his dear asylum. This means bad news for Eunice… Eunice, Bo-Boonice, Banana-Fana-Fo Foonice, Me-My-Mo Moonice. Eunice.	01.02.2013 01.08.2013	A-	Joe R
2-10 Weecap	Judge, Jury & Abuser Power - Victoria sees an opportunity to rehabilitate Conrad's image and reconnect with Daniel through Emanda when the judge from David Clarke's trial is up for a seat on the Supreme Court. It's so kooky it might just work!	01.06.2013 01.08.2013	C+	Pablo G
14-2 Weecap	Red Line Special Get Moving - Jillian yells at her team a bunch and then, for a change of pace, tries not yelling at them. Also: football-related things!	01.07.2013 01.08.2013	B-	Potes
20-1 Weecap	Broken Hearts, Broken Rules Season 20, Episode 1 - Sean breaks with tradition and just starts handing out roses whenever he feels like it. Anarchy ensues.	01.07.2013 01.08.2013	F	Daniel
3-1 Recap	Blame Canada Episode One - Thanks to Lord Grantham's incautious investment in a Canadian railway, Downton may be no more.	01.06.2013 01.07.2013	A-	Couch Baron
AS2-10 Recap	The Few, The Proud, The Four Designers Who Are Left All Stars and Stripes - The designers create looks for our brave ladies of the armed forces.	01.03.2013 01.07.2013	A+	Jeff Long
10-9 Recap	Healthy Choices Past Suppers - The cheftestants have to cook dishes based on memorable moments from past seasons, but make them healthier.	01.02.2013 01.07.2013	B	Kim
1-11 Weecap	Yes. I Am Spy. Dirty Laundry - A fine, upstanding charitable woman is murdered. Also, she was secretly a pimp. And a Russian spy.	01.03.2013 01.07.2013	B	Montykins
14-1 Weecap	Everything New Is Old Again We're Back…and So Is Jillian - If you were worried that the Biggest Loser re-boot would bring major changes to the inspirational/disturbing formula that you love, let the sounds of Jillian screaming be a soothing balm for your soul. Also: kids.	01.06.2013 01.07.2013	B	Potes
AS2-9 Recap	Love and Fear There's No Business Like Sew Business - The designers create ready-to-wear looks to be sold at Elie Tahari. Uli sort of falls apart, but Elie gives them the best pep talk ever.	12.27.2012 01.03.2013	B	Jeff Long
1-10 Weecap	Appetite for Construction Estinto - Dixon is the worst undercover operative ever and Jack and Ralph disagree on a case before finding out they're both right.	12.18.2012 01.02.2013	B-	Daniel
10-8 Recap	Going in Circles Jalapeno Business - The cheftestants go to the derby and cook dishes inspired by derby names.	12.26.2012 01.02.2013	B	Kim
7-6 Weecap	Frosty the Snowmenace The Snowmen - A lonely doctor teams up with intelligent, alien snowflakes to wipe out humanity. Another lonely doctor intervenes, with the help of a mysterious (but oddly familiar) young lady.	12.25.2012 12.31.2012	A+	Tippi Blevins
AS2-8 Recap	Anything Clothes Flapper Fashion Face-Off - The designers bootleg some designs from the '20s in three separate cage match duels.	12.20.2012 12.27.2012	A-	Jeff Long
10-7 Recap	Thank You Berry Much Foiled Again - Josie has completed her transition into the female Guy Fieri and Stefan and John go head-to-head.	12.19.2012 12.26.2012	B	Kim
5-10 Recap	I'll See You In Hell! (From Heaven) XB-6783746 - If you're going to go out, go out big.	12.21.2012 12.26.2012	B+	Couch Baron
6-10 Recap	Something About Survival New York, I Love You XOXO - After six years and much ballyhoo, everybody ends up exactly where they belong.	12.17.2012 12.24.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-12 Recap	Position X, Momentum P The Choice - Carrie somehow gets the impression that she must choose between her career and a relationship, even though everybody knows we can have it all these days.	12.16.2012 12.21.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
25-15 Recap	Guy Love Season 25, Reunion - Who won? It's easy to forget when Probst spends the entire time slobbering over his alpha males.	12.16.2012 12.21.2012	C	Kim
25-14 Recap	Bitter, Party of Penner Million Dollar Question - After Malcolm fails to win the final immunity, the writing is on the wall, and then a bitter jury questions the final three before crowning a new winner.	12.16.2012 12.21.2012	B	Kim
7-12 Recap	Breaking Bad Surprise, Mother… - That's kind of what this show has become, which is hardly an insult.	12.16.2012 12.21.2012	A	Couch Baron
6-14 Weecap	Goodbye Again For The Last Time Reunion - We see a lot of what we’ve seen before -- even in the finale one hour ago -- as lame host Amy helps the Jersey Shore gang say their final goodbyes. Again. And again.	12.20.2012 12.21.2012	C	DeAnn Welker
2-27 Weecap	All I Want for Christmas Is the End of The X Factor Season Finale, Part 2 - In which it takes two hours to find out who will become the next Melanie Amaro.	12.20.2012 12.21.2012	C	M. Giant
6-13 Weecap	Last Days of Summer The Icing on the Cake - This episode goes out with tears, family meals, a bonfire, reminiscing and Paula’s final gift to Mike: Ball cake.	12.20.2012 12.21.2012	A	DeAnn Welker
25-13 Recap	Sugar High Gouge My Eyes Out - As the machinations to make it to the finals continue, various people consider whether or not it's worth keeping Abi around.	12.12.2012 12.20.2012	B+	Kim
2-26 Weecap	Kid Gloves Season Finale Part 1 - For the cutthroat final round, the judges get… nice.	12.19.2012 12.20.2012	B-	M. Giant
AS2-7 Recap	Ho, Ho, No An Unconventional Nightmare Before Christmas - Christmas time is here and it’s ugly.	12.13.2012 12.19.2012	B	Jeff Long
4-9 Recap	O Come, All Ye Faithful O Come, All Ye Faithful - Mystic Falls celebrates Christmas. America follows suit.	12.13.2012 12.19.2012	A	Cindy McLennan
4-10 Recap	Batshit, Actually Glee, Actually - Five entirely unrelated holiday-season vignettes are here to remind us what's really important this time of year: Album sales.	12.13.2012 12.19.2012	A-	Demian
9-9 Recap	Get Me To The Church? Run, Baby, Run - Bailey's wedding day has arrived, and no one is dreading it more than she is.	12.13.2012 12.19.2012	B	Lauren S
5-9 Recap	Losing It in the Sky with Diamonds Black Blotter - Walter is afraid he's losing his battle against becoming the brilliant but hubristic man he once was, so he drops some acid. Meanwhile, Peter and Olivia go on the hunt for the mysterious Donald.	12.16.2012 12.19.2012	A-	Tippi Blevins
3-32 Weecap	Are We There Yet? Season 3, Live Finale - Two coaches graduate, and the Season 3 winner of The Voice is announced.	12.18.2012 12.19.2012	C+	Carla Sparks
10-6 Recap	Pork and Recreation Even the Famous Come Home - The cheftestants cook at a welcome home party for Chris Pratt and Anna Faris.	12.12.2012 12.18.2012	B	Kim
8-11-12 Recaplet	Silver Linings Playbook The Final Page, Part One and Two - Peter Gallagher, Seth Green and the conclusion (we hope) of Barney and Robin's will-they-or-won't-they courtship redeem an hour-long HIMYM otherwise packed with filler.	12.17.2012 12.18.2012	C+	Ethan Alter
3-31 Weecap	You Complete Me Season 3, Final Performances - In a night of many sparkles and wigs, the Top 3 perform three last times to determine who will win this season of The Voice.	12.17.2012 12.18.2012	B	Carla Sparks
2-8 Recap	The Coat Hanger The Coat Hanger - Someone's pregnant. Someone else is the son of someone we know. A couple someones we thought were dead turn out not to be. Someone we forgot was even missing returns. Someone gets a taste of her own medicine, while someone else might have gotten a taste for murder. Someone decides to lure the aliens out by using someone else as live -- dead, really -- bait.	12.12.2012 12.18.2012	B+	Joe R
1-10 Weecap	Mr. Greenstick The Leviathan - Who could have broken into an unbreakable safe? Well, it's not the international art thief. That was a red herring.	12.13.2012 12.14.2012	A-	Montykins
2-11 Recap	Anxiety Is Time Travel In Memoriam - Quinn, Carrie, David and Saul each close on their targets; the show jumps off into something entirely new.	12.09.2012 12.14.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
21-11 Recap	Run It Up the Pole and See Who Salutes Escape Artists - In two hours of fighting, feeding, farming, foraging, flying, flailing, falling, and more feeding, it all comes down to the freaking flags.	12.09.2012 12.14.2012	A-	M. Giant
7-11 Recap	Oh, the Weather Outside Is Frightful Do You See What I See? - So it's a good thing you're going to jail!	12.09.2012 12.14.2012	A-	Couch Baron
6-12 Weecap	Strip Tease Raining Men & Meatballs - Mike shows us all why his previous career as a stripper wasn't as lucrative as the career he found GTL'ing and partying on the Jersey Shore, as everyone spends their last weekend together and prepares to say goodbye.	12.13.2012 12.14.2012	B	DeAnn Welker
2-25 Weecap	Fifth 3rd and 3 Fourth Live Results - The finalists are announced in a rollercoaster night for Simon.	12.13.2012 12.14.2012	B	M. Giant
1-9 Weecap	Black Arrow Year's End - It's Christmas! And Oliver's present is a new nemesis, who might be as good at archery as he is.	12.12.2012 12.13.2012	B+	Montykins
6-9 Recap	Beyond The Goblin City The Revengers - Well, Chuck finally kills somebody.	12.10.2012 12.13.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-9 Weecap	Even Showgirls Get the Blues Masquerade - Savino lands a whale to boost the casino's take, but winds up almost losing a million dollars instead. Katherine finally comes off the bench and almost gets killed for it.	12.11.2012 12.13.2012	C+	Daniel
2-24 Weecap	Semi-Great Season 2, Top Finalists Perform - The curve really goes up when you take away CeCe.	12.12.2012 12.13.2012	B	M. Giant
5-8 Recap	There's A Trick With A Knife I'm Learning To Do The Humankind - Peter gets a lesson (in fisticuffs!) from Windmark on how the Observers can manipulate the future, but he’s not giving up on his plan for revenge -- at least not until Olivia reaches out in desperation to whatever’s left of his humanity.	12.07.2012 12.12.2012	B+	Daniel
AS2-6 Recap	Forbidden Fruit Green Dress For The Red Carpet - Diane Von Furstenberg is everyone's favorite sassy wife of your uncle as she guest judges for the week.	12.06.2012 12.12.2012	B	Jeff Long
4-8 Recap	My Sister's Keeper We'll Always Have Bourbon Street - In which the menfolk need to put them there womenfolk in their place.	12.06.2012 12.12.2012	N/A	Cindy McLennan
9-8 Recap	Intern Medicine Love Turns You Upside Down - It's an entire episode focused on the bumbling interns... and Neve Campbell.	12.06.2012 12.12.2012	B	Lauren S
4-9 Recap	Somethin' Stupid Swan Song - Marley's fainting spell causes New Directions to lose at Sectionals. The kids all move on and find other things to do with their time, but Finn convinces them to return to glee club. Which means we don't get to see Blaine performing on the bathhouse circuit.	12.06.2012 12.12.2012	B-	LTG
3-30 Weecap	Three Is the Magic Number Semi-Finals Results - The Voice dilly-dallies around its single elimination, forcing us to listen to performances from lots of people who are not winners.	12.11.2012 12.12.2012	D	Carla Sparks
2-7 Recap	Mad Santa Unholy Night - Ryan Murphy shelled out for Ian McShane and all the Christmas music that licensing could buy, all so you could have a proper Christmas episode wherein Sister Jude takes it to Devil Eunice, only to have the tables turned on her, and Lana and Kit team up to expose Dr. Thredson.	12.05.2012 12.11.2012	A-	Joe R
1-8 Recap	The Good Wife Where He Leads Me - Juliette steps foot in a church and the whole place doesn't burn down, so that's something. Meanwhile, Rayna channels her inner Julianna Margulies.	12.05.2012 12.11.2012	A-	Potes
10-5 Recap	Cheese Curds for Life! Pike Place Pickle - The cheftestants use artisanal ingredients, poorly.	12.05.2012 12.11.2012	B	Kim
3-29 Weecap	Ready, Aim, Inspire Semi-Finals Performances - The Top 4 visit their hometowns and aim to inspire, and Team Blake group-sings “White Christmas” because Starbucks.	12.10.2012 12.11.2012	B	Carla Sparks
8-10 Recaplet	Anything That Moves The Over-Correction - Everyone except Barney gets trapped in a closet, but R. Kelly and Frank Booth are sadly nowhere in sight.	12.10.2012 12.10.2012	D	Ethan Alter
1-9 Weecap	The Eyes Have It You Do It To Yourself - Holmes unravels the murder of a sadistic professor while Watson catches up with an old flame.	12.06.2012 12.10.2012	B+	Montykins
5-13 Recap	Dog Got Your Tongue? J'ai Obtenu Cette - The season five finale shows Jax settling a few scores with greedy men who believe in nothing, Jax demonstrating he's actually a greedy man who believes in nothing, and Tara learning the hard way that a little premarital counseling could have prevented a world of heartache.	12.04.2012 12.10.2012	B	Sobell
8-9 Recap	The Cook, The Vamp, The Hunter & His Brother Citizen Fang - Sam suspects Benny has given in to his vampire nature, but Dean has faith in his friend. In other news, Sam and his flashbacks need to shut up.	12.05.2012 12.10.2012	B+	Tippi Blevins
25-12 Recap	Justice is Served Shot Into Smithereens - As the final four gets closer, the final four alliance members start to consider other options.	12.05.2012 12.10.2012	B	Kim
2-9 Recap	Mother Knows Best Queen Of Hearts - Emma and Snow battle Hook and Cora. Meanwhile, Henry schools Regina and Rumpy in the ways of Good versus Evil.	12.02.2012 12.09.2012	A	Cindy McLennan
2-10 Recap	Clean Broken Hearts - Carrie and Brody separately face down their greatest enemies, with mixed results.	12.02.2012 12.07.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
9-9 Weecap	Last Christmas Dwight Christmas - Apparently the final Dunder Mifflin Christmas party is too important to be left to anyone but Dwight.	12.06.2012 12.07.2012	N/A	M. Giant
6-11 Weecap	'Welcome to the Family' Awkward! - You can tell we're nearing the end of this series because everyone ends their feuds, and Jionni finally becomes part of the gang.	12.06.2012 12.07.2012	B	DeAnn Welker
3-12 Recap	Barney Google Wins the Day Margate Sands - The mob war in Atlantic City comes to a head, deals are made, massacres are massacres, and Margaret Thompson is living in Brooklyn.	12.02.2012 12.07.2012	B	Joe R
4-10 Recap	M/F/K Battle Of The Proxies - The Florrick campaign hits a huge snag, Jackie has a secret, and Nick leaves town probably forever.	12.02.2012 12.07.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-8 Weecap	Starcrossed Murderers Vendetta - Oliver's doomed love affair with that slightly more homicidal vigilante ends badly, surprising no one.	12.05.2012 12.07.2012	B	Montykins
2-23 Weecap	"Winners" and Losers Live Results - Two more acts are denied the hope of rising to the famous heights of one of tonight's guest singers.	12.06.2012 12.07.2012	B	M. Giant
21-10 Recap	Tilting at Windmills -- Not Not a Well-Rounded Athlete - On the Spanish island of Mallorca, teams face a Quixotic leg.	12.02.2012 12.06.2012	B	M. Giant
2-22 Weecap	Pulling the Plug Top Finalists Perform - The top six go stripped-down and acoustic, and then they go the opposite of that.	12.05.2012 12.06.2012	B	M. Giant
4-7 Recap	The Real Slim Shady My Brother's Keeper - To noble Stefan, the ends justify the means. Elena is sire bound to Damon. Are we just wasting our time? It smells like it.	11.29.2012 12.05.2012	C+	Cindy McLennan
6-8 Recap	You're More Than In My Head It's Really Complicated - Dan and Serena's inaugural Thanksgiving is, predictably enough, awful. But at least Blair and Chuck are winning, for now.	12.03.2012 12.05.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
7-10 Recap	Walls Closing In The Dark…Whatever - People are on to both Dexter and Hannah, although neither of them knows it.	12.02.2012 12.05.2012	C+	Couch Baron
9-7 Recap	Baby on Board I Was Made For Lovin' You - Somebody's knocked up, but it's not who you think it is.	11.29.2012 12.05.2012	B	Lauren S
4-8 Recap	In Which We Give Thanks That New Rachel Is Dead Thanksgiving - The children of The New New Directions head to Sectionals with massive amounts of help from the children of The Old New Directions, and great fun is had by all until Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel drops dead in the middle of the performance.	11.29.2012 12.05.2012	D	Demian
AS2-5 Recap	It’s A, er, Boy! You've Got Male - The designers are required to make androgynous avant-garde looks. It does not go well, unless you were looking for a healthy dose of cray. In that case, it goes really well.	11.29.2012 12.05.2012	B	Jeff Long
3-28 Weecap	Six…Five…Four Live Results Show - A second judge loses the last of his team.	12.04.2012 12.05.2012	C	Couch Baron
2-9 Weecap	The Vote Revelations - Daniel and his parents work against each other to sway the vote of no confidence against Conrad, while skeletons come out of the closet.	12.02.2012 12.04.2012	C+	Pablo G
3-8 Weecap	The Governor and Eye Made to Suffer - Carl deals with some new prison residents as Rick and his group invade Woodbury.	12.02.2012 12.04.2012	B-	M. Giant
5-12 Recap	The Road Through Charming Is Paved with Good Intentions Darthy - The season's penultimate episode is given over to people living with the unintended consequences of their good intentions – Nero's slipped back into thug life, Tara realizes she's never getting off the hook for reaching out to Otto, and Jax becomes a cartoon villain when one of the mothers of his children points out his life is hardly family-friendly.	11.27.2012 12.04.2012	A	Sobell
1-7 Recap	Breaking the Ryman Lovesick Blues - The Rayna and Juliette duet has finally come! And the lesson we all learn is that bitchery and mutual hatred make for an excellent co-writing situation.	11.28.2012 12.04.2012	A	Potes
10-4 Recap	Parfaits and Calf Liver '50s Food Flashback - The cheftestants take over a family restaurant and revive the original menu from 1950.	11.28.2012 12.04.2012	B	Kim
2-7 Recap	Dark Cousin Dark Cousin - The Angel of Death is here and she's looking to welcome Grace, Lana and Jude into her dark, peaceful embrace. Two of them take her up on the offer. One of them doesn't get to change her mind.	11.28.2012 12.04.2012	B+	Joe R
8-9 Recaplet	The Bibbing War The Lobster Crawl - Barney got Bro Bibs and Ted got lollipops and what did we get? Nothing. Not even a few laughs.	12.03.2012 12.04.2012	C-	Angel Cohn
3-27 Weecap	"And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" Live Top 6 Performances - Good for Trevin, because he probably was until he sang that.	12.03.2012 12.04.2012	B	Couch Baron
9-8 Weecap	Hit-Nerd The Target - When Dwight is the voice of reason, the shark has long vanished behind this show's wake.	11.29.2012 12.03.2012	N/A	M. Giant
1-8 Weecap	The Four-Year-Old Bomb The Long Fuse - Watson tries to find Holmes a sponsor while he grapples with the problems of a mysterious bomb.	11.29.2012 12.03.2012	A-	Montykins
6-7 Recap	Our Time Is Running Out Save The Last Chance - Serena and Dan attempt to make amends, but it's Nate who might owe somebody the biggest apology.	11.26.2012 12.03.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-8 Recap	"That's All, Folks!" Hunteri Heroici - A thief somehow uses cartoons to perpetrate his larcenous deeds, so Castiel and those wascally Winchesters take on the case.	11.28.2012 12.03.2012	B-	Tippi Blevins
25-11 Recap	Back-Up Plan Hell Hath Frozen Over - Everyone plans to vote out Abi, but what if Abi finally wins immunity?	11.28.2012 12.03.2012	C	Kim
4-9 Recap	Continental Breakfast Is Not Real Breakfast A Defense Of Marriage - In a rare misstep, the show threatens -- and fails -- to figure this whole gay marriage deal out for us.	11.25.2012 12.02.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-9 Recap	Yourself As The Good Guy Two Hats - Roya's cell gets shut down, just in time for Estes to reveal his latest horrible experiment in intra-agency cooperation.	11.25.2012 12.02.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-8 Recap	Goodnight Sweetheart, Goodnight Into The Deep - Charming submits to the Sleeping Curse. Cora captures Aurora's heart. Hook has chest hair, as well he should.	11.25.2012 11.30.2012	B	Cindy McLennan
3-11 Recap	Band on the Run Two Imposters - Nucky's under fire, literally and repeatedly. While Rosetti descends upon Atlantic City, Nucky turns to Chalky for help. Poor Eddie Kessler might be dead.	11.25.2012 11.30.2012	B+	Joe R
1-6 Weecap	Enter the Huntress Muse of Fire - Someone is killing mobsters, and Oliver has to find out who! (It's the daughter of the mob boss.)	11.28.2012 11.30.2012	C-	Montykins
2-21 Weecap	Six of One, Half-Dozen of the Other Results - Surprises abound in the bottom three, mainly because of who's not among them.	11.29.2012 11.30.2012	B	M. Giant
6-10 Weecap	Baby Shower Problems Shore Shower - Snooki pouts because everyone avoids going baby shopping with her since they’re trying to throw her a surprise shower. The big surprise at the shower, though, is how awkward it is when two of the guests have slept with the baby mama. Who would have thought?	11.29.2012 11.30.2012	C+	DeAnn Welker
21-9 Recap	Franked Again Fishy Kiss - Abbie and Ryan brave the Curse of Frankfurt, only to discover several other curses pointed at their heads.	11.25.2012 11.29.2012	B+	M. Giant
1-8 Weecap	All Your Air Force Base Are Belong to Ralph Exposure - Law & Order: Old-Timey Vegas becomes Old-Timey Sheriff 24 as the Lambs sneak around a top-secret bunker on an air force base and punch people in a different jurisdiction.	11.27.2012 11.29.2012	B-	Daniel
2-20 Weecap	Eight it Up Top Finalists Perform - Seven acts make a bid for the number-one spot and then there's CeCe.	11.28.2012 11.29.2012	B	M. Giant
7-9 Recap	Crazy Stupid Love Helter Skelter - It leads to a bunch of unlikely alliances and a fairly surprising death.	11.23.2012 11.28.2012	A-	Couch Baron
4-7 Recap	Crisis On Earth Glee! Dynamic Duets - Dastardly evildoers have stolen the Nationals trophy from the Glee Cave! Can the New Directions join together to solve the crime, or will the rivalry between Femme Fatale and the Wallflower tear the team apart? And will Night Bird give in to the power of the dark side? Tune in to find out!	11.22.2012 11.28.2012	A-	LTG
1-10 Weecap	It's All Your Fault, Charlie Nobody's Fault But Mine - Charlie finally rescues Danny, but then she and Danny and eventually Miles require rescuing in turns, because the Matheson family is nothing if not disaster-prone. Miles and Monroe think about resurrecting their bromance, but instead settle for beating the shit out of each other. And Aaron does something right, just in time to send us into the winter hiatus.	11.26.2012 11.28.2012	B	Sara Brady
3-26 Weecap	It's Not Easy, Being Eliminated Season 3, Top 8, Results Show - One sad elimination, one mercy kill, and one performance from Cee Lo and Kermit the Frog.	11.27.2012 11.28.2012	C	Carla Sparks
15-19 Weecap	We Have a Winner Season 15 Performance 8: Results - After filler and filler and three more dances, an All-Star champion couple is crowned.	11.27.2012 11.28.2012	B	Kim
2-6 Recap	Devil in a Red Dress The Origins of Monstrosity - Thredson has mommy issues and he projects them onto Lana. Arden has a savior complex and a sweet syphilis/TB serum; Devil Eunice has no intention of letting Sister Jude and Sam Goodman take Arden down.	11.21.2012 11.27.2012	A	Joe R
10-3 Recap	Talking Turkey Tom vs. Emeril: Turkeypocalypse - The cheftestants divide into teams to cook a turkey dinner with Tom and Emeril.	11.21.2012 11.27.2012	B	Kim
2-8 Weecap	2006 Lineage - It's Thanksgiving 2006, and Victoria's mother is coming to dinner. Uh... thanks?	11.25.2012 11.27.2012	D	Pablo G
25-10 Recap	Cultural Differences Whiners are Weiners - Abi realizes that everyone hates her and it makes her very sad. Meanwhile, a final four alliance is forged.	11.21.2012 11.27.2012	B	Kim
3-7 Weecap	The New Girl When the Dead Come Knocking - Two members of Rick's group are threatened and tortured by the Governor, four come after him and one's still having sex with him.	11.25.2012 11.27.2012	B+	M. Giant
8-8 Recaplet	The Rippling Ab Effect Twelve Horny Women - If we wanted to see Joe Manganiello's abs and a badass Omar Little, we'd just watch HBO Go.	11.26.2012 11.27.2012	C	Angel Cohn
3-25 Weecap	See Cee Lo Win Season 3, Top 8 Performances - Team Cee Lo dominates, in both numbers and talent, and Blake Shelton earns his Bumpkin Badge.	11.26.2012 11.27.2012	A	Carla Sparks
15-18 Weecap	The Time of My Life Season 15 Performance 8 - It's an encore dance and a freestyle for the three finalist couples.	11.26.2012 11.27.2012	B	Kim
5-11 Recap	And The Truth Shall Set You Free To Thine Own Self - This is the episode where everyone who has ever set foot in Charming learned about the dang RICO case, a few senior club members learned about John Teller's likely demise and Clay's machinations from last season, and Tara learned that maybe, she's over a life where she's routinely exposed to maniacs like Otto. Which is too bad because there's a new maniac in town.	11.20.2012 11.26.2012	A	Sobell
6-6 Recap	Spectrum Und Drang Where The Vile Things Are - Blair's worst idea ever coincides with Serena's, as one takes fashion in a chilling direction and the other one hooks up with a Humphrey.	11.19.2012 11.26.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
2-8 Recap	A Million Words For Home I'll Fly Away - Carrie's latest plan to secure Nick's loyalty goes south once Nazir shows up on a white horse and whisks him away.	11.18.2012 11.25.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
3-10 Recap	It's My Mick In A Box A Man, a Plan… - So Nucky's big move against Joe Masseria could have gone better.	11.18.2012 11.24.2012	B+	Daniel
5-7 Recap	Walter Lose Brain? Uh Oh! Five-Twenty-Ten - Peter's starting to use his powers to strike back at the Observers, but it could cost him Olivia. And also his hair.	11.16.2012 11.23.2012	B+	Daniel
1-7 Weecap	Putting up with the Jonesy Bad Seeds - Dead bodies don't stay buried long in Vegas, and now Jones is coming back -- with terminal prejudice.	11.20.2012 11.23.2012	B+	Daniel
2-19 Weecap	Two Teens Tumble from the Top 10 Live Results - In the true spirit of Thanksgiving, The X Factor dashes the hopes of two singers upon Plymouth Rock.	11.22.2012 11.23.2012	C	Carla Sparks
7-8 Recap	Cry For Me Argentina - Argentina is used to signify a happy place, a place where you belong. No one's making it there.	11.18.2012 11.23.2012	A-	Couch Baron
2-18 Weecap	The Importance of Being Earnest Top Finalists Perform - In which a singing competition becomes a tear-jerking competition.	11.21.2012 11.22.2012	B-	M. Giant
19-Extra Recap	Clip It Good The Girl with the Best Top Model Freakout - It's the Top Model clip show! With never before seen footage of Victoria refusing to have a threesome with her brother.	11.20.2012 11.21.2012	A-	Potes
4-6 Recap	They Say That Cracking Up Is Hard to Do We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes - Cursed because she killed a hunter, Elena suffers terrifying hallucinations that tempt her to suicide, so keep your fingers crossed.	11.15.2011 11.21.2012	A-	Cindy McLennan
9-6 Recap	Like Elton John Always Says… Second Opinion - The bitch is back. But if she keeps letting interns scrub in and being a really great teacher, she's never going to take the title of Scariest Boss from Meredith.	11.15.2012 11.21.2012	B+	Lauren S
AS2-4 Recap	Made in the USA Today Made in the USA Today - In which newspapers are still an important thing that exists in our world.	11.15.2012 11.21.2012	B	Jeff Long
1-9 Weecap	In My Time of Dying Kashmir - The gang hallucinates while making their final approach to Philadelphia. It doesn't help that the soundtrack is that of a dorm room in during the Ford administration.	11.19.2012 11.21.2012	B	Sara Brady
3-24 Weecap	Total Request Live, Redux Results Show - All the hashtags in the world can’t save two artists this week, and Carson supports the growing suspicion that he doesn’t know how to use the internet.	11.20.2012 11.21.2012	B	Carla Sparks
15-17 Weecap	Girl On Fire Season 15 Performance 7: Results - Time to ditch the last of the dead weight before heading into the three-way finals next week.	11.20.2012 11.21.2012	B	Kim
2-5 Recap	I Am Anne Frank, Part 2 I Am Anne Frank, Part 2 - Anne Frank is but a simple (American) housewife, so it looks like Dr. Arden has a big ol' upper hand on Sister Jude. Meanwhile, Dr. Thredson's terrible psychiatric skills are definitively explained.	11.14.2012 11.20.2012	A	Joe R
21-8 Recap	Something for Everyone We Was Robbed - In an episode that features two Pit Stops, a penalty, a Speed Bump, an Express Pass, a lost passport, a wardrobe malfunction, a near-meltdown, rain and sunshine, the tasks are almost beside the point.	11.18.2012 11.20.2012	A	M. Giant
3-6 Weecap	When Worlds Collide… Slowly Hounded - While more members of Rick's group learn that Merle's alive, Rick has… a phone interview.	11.18.2012 11.20.2012	B-	M. Giant
3-23 Weecap	So Emotional Top 10 Performances - The Voice has a good night, with only a few lumpy performances, mostly from the coaches.	11.19.2012 11.20.2012	B+	Carla Sparks
15-16 Weecap	Surfer Flamenco? Really? Season 15 Performance 7 - Some couples rise to the challenge of the wacky themes this week, and some falter under the pressure.	11.19.2012 11.20.2012	B	Kim
8-7 Recaplet	Barney Tricker and the Stamp Tramper The Stamp Tramp - Marshall's stamp tramp ways and the return of College Ted just barely give this episode our stamp of approval.	11.19.2012 11.19.2012	C	Ethan Alter
10-2 Recap	Veterans' Day A Shock at the Space Needle - The cheftestants get a surprise when some veterans return to compete.	11.14.2012 11.19.2012	A+	Kim
5-10 Recap	Liar, Liar, Nothing on Fire -- This Week Crucifixed - This episode had a definite "We're heading into Act III here" feel to it, as Jax talks out of both sides of his mouth at anyone and everyone, Tara unwittingly becomes an accessory to murder, and Gemma proceeds with seducing Clay, who has his own plans percolating.	11.13.2012 11.19.2012	B+	Sobell
1-6 Recap	Friday Night Flights You're Gonna Change (Or I'm Gonna Leave) - Juliette jets off with a goody two-shoes football player, as Rayna does a few too many shots and rediscovers her musical inspiration in the process. Meanwhile, Scarlett gets mad at Avery for not sleeping with a potential manager.	11.14.2012 11.19.2012	A-	Potes
4-8 Recap	The Other Grace Here Comes The Judge - Cary is attacked; Grace is in love; Zach's on the campaign and Alicia and Kalinda are finally talking. Big week, altogether.	11.18.2012 11.19.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
4-6 Recap	This Episode's Real Title Is Too Stupid For Words Glease - The fun-loving kids of The New New Directions successfully present their stage version of the movie version of Grease with some help from the fun-loving kids of The Old New Directions. Meanwhile, Drunk Kate Hudson takes Idiot Rachel down another couple of notches, mainly because she can.	11.15.2012 11.19.2012	D+	Demian
19-2 Recap	Ghost Brides: Asylum The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model - "...Now their spirit bodies must take to the runway to reclaim their mortal smizes."	11.16.2012 11.19.2012	B+	Potes
6-5 Recap	Dressing Up & Dressing Down Monstrous Ball - Everybody yells at everybody else at Cotillion, for the sixth year in a row; Operation Ivy still makes little to no sense.	11.12.2012 11.19.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
8-7 Recap	Ol' Blue Eyes is Back A Little Slice of Kevin - Castiel is back from Purgatory. A bunch of other stuff happens, but whatever. Castiel is back!	11.14.2012 11.19.2012	B+	Tippi Blevins
25-9 Recap	Scramble Little Miss Perfect - The former Kalabaw scrambles like crazy to get at least one member of the former Tandang to join them.	11.14.2012 11.19.2012	B	Kim
1-7 Weecap	The Case of the Missing Jimmy Choo One Way to Get Off - Did Gregson frame someone thirteen years ago? If not, how come these new killings are so suspiciously similar? Answer THAT!	11.15.2012 11.19.2012	B+	Montykins
2-7 Recap	Blood In Blood Out The Clearing - Brody very nearly breaks down, but a pep talk in the woods puts him right again; Saul and Aileen have a brutally beautiful reunion.	11.11.2012 11.18.2012	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-7 Weecap	Songs in the Key of Betrayal Nuke It Out - Kendal entertains an offer to sell out Chaplin, King cheats on Tani, and we find out who stole Chaplin's launch key.	11.15.2012 11.16.2012	B	M. Giant
9-7 Weecap	Levity The Whale - While Angela and Oscar stalk their mutual romantic partner and Jim tries to be a telecommuting board member, Pam and Dwight face an old nemesis.	11.15.2012 11.16.2012	C+	M. Giant
2-7 Recap	Hungry Like The Wolf Child Of The Moon - There's a bad moon on the risin' and Gus Gus? I can't even...	11.11.2012 11.16.2012	A-	Cindy McLennan
3-9 Recap	Keep Their Heads Ringin' The Milkmaid's Lot - Nucky's head is beyond fuzzy after the explosion, but he still has to figure out a way to amass forces to strike back against Rosetti. Meanwhile, Richard Harrow has a lovely night out dancing and Tommy Darmody gets scarred for life.	11.11.2012 11.16.2012	B	Joe R
1-6 Weecap	The Busted Flush Gang Legacies - Oliver wants to go after another industrialist, but Diggle convinces him to stop a gang of predictable bank robbers instead.	11.14.2012 11.16.2012	B	Montykins
Mondo Extra	Gym. Tan. Break Up With Paula. Make It Unofficial - And that’s pretty much exactly what happens.	11.15.2011 11.16.2012	N/A	DeAnn Welker
2-17 Weecap	The Last Word Live Results - While two young singers await their fate, the judges would rather make it all about themselves.	11.15.2011 11.16.2012	C	M. Giant

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