24

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

8-24
Recap

Out of Time

Day 8: 3:00 PM — 4:00 PM - After eight seasons, 24's finale leaves a few questions unanswered. But then we can always look up the plural of deus ex machina for ourselves, right?

05.24.2010
06.01.2010
B

M. Giant

8-23
Recap

Death Wish

Day 8: 2:00 PM — 3:00 PM - There's only one thing that can stop Kiefer's blood-soaked international rampage now: Chloe's whining.

05.24.2010
05.27.2010
B+

M. Giant

8-22
Recap

Friday the 13th, Part XXIV

1:00 PM — 2:00 PM - It's hard to see how Kiefer can go darker than the previous episode, but his willingness to impersonate both Jason Voorhees and the Boondock Saints in one hour shows that he's up for the challenge.

05.17.2010
05.21.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-21
Recap

Do You Have the Stomach For It?

12:00 PM — 1:00 PM - While questioning the man who killed Walker, Kiefer really shows some guts. Just not his.

05.10.2010
05.13.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-20
Recap

Walsh Out

Day 8: 11:00 AM — 12:00 PM - Kiefer proves Dana right and himself wrong, but she's not really in a position to gloat about it.

05.03.2010
05.06.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-18
Recap

I Want You

Day 8: 10:00 AM — 11:00 AM - Kiefer drafts Cole into his rogue operation, while Logan finishes recruiting Taylor into his League of Evil Presidents.

04.26.2010
04.29.2010
B

M. Giant

8-18
Recap

No Russia to Judgment

Day 8: 9:00 AM — 10:00 AM - Kiefer's about to blow this whole thing wide open, until Taylor lets Logan talk her over to the dark side.

04.19.2010
04.21.2010
B+

M. Giant

8-17
Recap

Women's Work, Part II

8:00 AM — 9:00 AM - Two female characters get huge promotions, but a third gets taken down hard. Twice. And President Logan's back and eager to do President Taylor a favor. This can't be good.

04.12.2010
04.16.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-16
Recap

Heads of State

Day 8: 7:00 AM — 8:00 AM - Caught, Dana flips on Samir and gives Kiefer everything he needs to rescue President Hassan -- almost.

04.05.2010
04.09.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-15
Recap

Day 8: 6:00 AM — 7:00 AM

Day 8: 6:00 AM — 7:00 AM - After Hassan swaps himself for the dirty bomb, Kiefer and CTU quit looking for the latter only to have to search for the former.

04.05.2010
04.08.2010
B

M. Giant

8-14
Recap

Fire in the Hole

Day 8: 5:00 AM –6:00 AM - An underground evacuation turns into an underground firefight, as Kiefer finds himself battling an elite group of…Americans?

03.29.2010
04.02.2010
B-

M. Giant

8-13
Recap

Women's Work

Day 8: 4:00 AM –5:00 AM - Walker saves Kiefer's bacon, Chloe brings CTU back online single-handedly, and Dana proves to be a lot less helpless than we thought.

03.22.2010
03.25.2010
B+

M. Giant

8-12
Recap

Tarin it Apart

Day 8: 3:00 AM — 4:00 AM - 24 comes through with the ultimate shocker: a really good midseason episode.

03.15.2010
03.18.2010
A+

M. Giant

8-11
Recap

Under Pressure

Day 8: 2:00 AM –3:00 AM - Kiefer figuratively defuses the Marcos situation, but when it comes to the literal defusing, he blows it.

03.08.2010
03.11.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-10
Recap

A Terrorist Walks into a Bar[ometric Pressure Chamber]

Day 8: 1:00 AM — 2:00 AM - Kiefer knows exactly where one of the bad guys is, but getting to him is going to be a different matter.

03.01.2010
03.04.2010
A

M. Giant

9-9
Recap

Uranium? MY-ranium!

Day 8: 12:00 AM –1:00 AM - Farhad Hassan has possession of the fuel rods for less than an hour before his own men hijack them out from under him. Also, Cole either solves Dana's Kevin problem or makes it worse, and Kiefer offers Hastings his mad skills to get Walker out of trouble.

02.22.2010
02.24.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-8
Recap

Nuclear Family Meltdown

Day 8: 11:00 PM –12:00 AM - Kiefer goes Die Hard on Bazhaev and his crew, and when Kevin doesn't end his association with Dana the way she expected, she plans to end it in a way he doesn't expect.

02.15.2010
02.19.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-7
Recap

Vlad the Impaled

Day 8: 10:00 PM –11:00 PM - Turns out two hours of Vladimir is about all that Renee Walker can stand.

02.08.2010
02.11.2010
B

M. Giant

8-6
Recap

Undercover Lover

Day 8: 9:00 PM –10:00 PM - Since leaving the FBI, Renee Walker seems to have forgotten that expressions like "getting in bed with the bad guys" and "sleeping with the enemy" aren't meant to be taken literally.

02.01.2010
02.04.2010
B

M. Giant

8-5
Recap

Girl Troubles

Day 8: 8:00 PM — 9:00 PM - President Taylor is suddenly in peace talks with a dictator, Dana still has an unwanted tenant/blackmailer, and Walker's death wish remains unfulfilled. Although her "suicide by Russian mobster" attempt certainly scores points for originality.

01.25.2010
01.28.2010
B-

M. Giant

8-4
Recap

Walker Hard

Day 8: 7:00 PM — 8:00 PM - Former FBI agent Renee Walker is back, and she's bad. No, seriously, she's really bad.

01.18.2010
01.19.2010
A

M. Giant

8-3
Recap

Fished In

Day 8: 6:00 PM — 7:00 PM - While Kiefer settles some of his karmic debt, CTU boss Brian Hastings does exactly what he's supposed to -- for the bad guys.

01.14.2010
01.19.2010
A-

M. Giant

8-2
Recap

Finger Pointing

Day 8: 5:00 PM — 6:00 PM - Reasonable people may disagree on who was to blame for the foul-ups of the previous hour and this one, but only if they're stupid enough not to realize it's Brian Hastings.

01.17.2010
01.18.2010
B

M. Giant

8-1
Recap

Day 8: 4:00 PM — 5:00 PM

Day 8: 4:00 PM — 5:00 PM - Kiefer is called upon to save a peace process. Ironic, no?

01.17.2010
01.18.2010
A-

M. Giant

7-24
Recap

The Final Countdown

Day 7: 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - The Taylor family falls apart, Walker crosses to the dark side, and Kiefer's about to die. Leave it to Spawn to be the one person who can fix any of that.

05.18.2009
05.22.2009
B-

M. Giant

7-23
Recap

Spawn to the Rescue!

Day 7: 6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - After Kiefer is taken hostage, you'll never guess who finds the vital lead to track him down.

05.18.2009
05.21.2009
B

M. Giant

7-22
Recap

End of the Line

Day 7: 5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - As Kiefer's last few hours tick away, suddenly he's back doing what he was doing when we first met him: trying to figure out how to save his idiot daughter.

05.11.2009
05.15.2009
A-

M. Giant

7-21
Recap

Framed in Vain

Day 7: 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - Tony's still a step ahead of Kiefer, but only half a step ahead of Chloe.

05.04.2009
05.07.2009
B

M. Giant

7-20
Recap

Time for Plan E

Day 7: 3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - Tony's got a bioweapon canister, a plan to use it, a guy to blame it on, and a powerful cabal backing him. Kiefer's got Chloe, a bunch of old CTU servers, and a brain that's turning into yogurt. Uh-oh.

04.27.2009
04.30.2009
B

M. Giant

7-19
Recap

Busted…Sort Of

Day 7: 2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - You'd think Tony would have learned his lesson about lying to Kiefer back during the third season. You'd think wrong.

04.20.2009
04.23.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-18
Recap

Good News, Bad News

Day 7: 1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - The missiles with the bioweapons are destroyed. But Tony's dark side is back, and worse yet, so is Kim.

04.13.2009
04.17.2009
A

M. Giant

7-17
Recap

Down with the Sickness

Day 7: 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - Kiefer's starting to feel the effects of the deadly bioweapon that's ravaging his nervous system, but it still beats calling his daughter.

04.06.2009
04.09.2009
B

M. Giant

7-16
Recap

Dead Kiefer Walking

Day 7: 11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - As Kiefer makes like Dennis Quaid in DOA, President Taylor, Tony, and the FBI get an early April Fool's joke played on them.

03.30.2009
04.02.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-15
Recap

Poison

Day 7: 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - Two deadly biological agents are revealed: Starkwood's bioweapon, and Olivia Taylor.

03.23.2009
03.27.2009
B

M. Giant

7-14
Recap

Mayer, Mayer Not

Day 7: 9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - Kiefer and Senator Mayer work together and strike a truce. So everything will be better now, right? At least until Kiefer is wanted for two murders.

03.16.2009
03.20.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-13
Recap

Kill Bi-- Never Mind, He'll Do It Himself

Day 7: 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - Bill Buchanan takes one for the team when he realizes that with Tony still alive, there is one too many long-term characters who aren't dead yet.

03.09.2009
03.12.2009
B

M. Giant

7-12
Recap

Re-Juma-nated

Day 7: 7:00 PM — 8:00 PM - With General Juma himself on the scene, the season gets a shot in the arm. Aaron's, to be exact.

03.02.2009
03.05.2009
A-

M. Giant

7-11
Recap

Everything Changes

Day 7: 6:00 PM — 7:00 PM - Kiefer turns the White House into a torture chamber, and Agent Walker becomes Agent Swimmer.

03.02.2009
03.05.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-10
Recap

Do-Over

Day 7: 5:00 PM — 6:00 PM - It's not so much a season of 24 as it is a season of 10 and a season of 14.

02.23.2009
02.26.2009
A

M. Giant

7-9
Recap

Management Issues

Day 7: 4:00 PM — 5:00 PM - Janis nearly blows an operation to track Dubaku's girlfriend to him because she's so threatened by Chloe's presence, and Sean blows it for real because he's the mole. Get your people in line already, Boss Moss.

02.16.2009
02.19.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-8
Recap

OMFGOTUS

Day 7: 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - Poor Henry Taylor gets officially promoted to the envied position of "This Season's Janet York."

02.09.2009
02.12.2009
B

M. Giant

7-7
Recap

Check But Not Mate

Day 7: 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - After suffering a major setback, Dubaku no longer has the Matobos, his fancy command center, or the CIP device. All he has now is his freedom, a sweet girlfriend, and a surprisingly nice smile. Oh, and the husband of the President of the United States.

02.02.2009
02.05.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-6
Recap

Fed Sematary

Day 7: 1:00 PM — 2:00 PM - Agent Walker rises from her grave, but did she come back wrong? Okay, actually, she's fine. But the same can't be said for a number of hapless airline passengers.

01.26.2009
01.29.2009
B

M. Giant

7-5
Recap

Can You Dig It

Day 7: 12:00 PM — 1:00 PM - Agent Walker continues to follow in Kiefer's footsteps, which means she ends up undercover as well. Only it's a very different kind of cover.

01.19.2009
01.21.2009
B-

M. Giant

7-4
Recap

Undercover Brothers

Day 7: 11:00 AM — 12:00 PM - Kiefer and Tony are working together again, as they attempt to kidnap the former Prime Minister of Sangala so they can turn him over to someone who wants to torture and kill him. Are we sure they're still the good guys?

01.12.2009
01.13.2009
B+

M. Giant

7-3
Recap

Jailbreak!

Day 7: 10:00 AM — 11:00 AM - Kiefer learns the truth about Tony, and finds himself doing one of the things he does best: getting a suspect out of a secure building.

01.12.2009
01.13.2009
A

M. Giant

7-2
Recap

Class Reunion, Without the Class

Day 7: 9:00 AM — 10:00 AM - When Kiefer and Tony meet for the first time in years, it's not exactly a Kodak moment.

01.11.2009
01.12.2009
A-

M. Giant

7-1
Recap

Two Can Play at That Game

Day Seven: 8:00 AM — 9:00 AM - Considering how long everyone thought Kiefer was dead, you'd think he'd be a little more open to the idea that Tony might not be.

01.11.2009
01.12.2009
A

M. Giant

6-25
Extra

Prison Break

Prison Break - Kiefer Sutherland might be looking at a lengthy jail sentence, but Fox isn't taking the news lying down.

10.01.2007
10.02.2007

M. Giant

6-24
Recap

Unresolved

Day 6: 5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - At the start of the last hour, everything is pretty much resolved except for what's going to become of Kiefer and Josh. At the end of the last hour, only one of those questions has been answered.

05.20.2007
05.25.2007
C

M. Giant

6-23
Recap

The Waiting Is The Hardest Part

Day 6: 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - What's the difference between "suspenseful" and "slow"? Don't ask this episode.

05.20.2007
05.23.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-22
Recap

Chip And Dip

Day 6: 3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - On the one hand, doofy teen Josh Bauer. On the other hand, a vital electronic component whose misplacement may provoke the Russians to start World War Three. Hmmm...

05.13.2007
05.17.2007
C+

M. Giant

6-21
Recap

Die Hard At CTU

Day 6: 2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - CTU gets attacked yet again. Statistically, this now makes it the least safe place in Los Angeles.

05.06.2007
05.09.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-20
Recap

Play Nice

Day 6: 1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - For once, Kiefer and his friends at CTU want to prevent someone from being tortured. Yes, it's Audrey, and it's because they think it won't work, but progress is progress.

04.29.2007
05.02.2007
B+

M. Giant

6-19
Recap

Swap Meet

Day 6: 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - The exchange of Audrey for the Russian nuke component goes ahead according to plan -- Cheng's plan, not Kiefer's.

04.22.2007
04.26.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-18
Recap

Kiefer's Ex vs. World War III

Day 6: 11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - Remember when Kiefer gave Tony such a hard time about risking national security for the sake of the woman he loved? Yeah, Kiefer doesn't, either.

04.15.2007
04.21.2007
C+

M. Giant

6-17
Recap

Nuclear Winner

Day 6: 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - Kiefer kills the terrorists and recovers the nukes in time for bed. Think he's going there? Think again.

04.08.2007
04.12.2007
B

M. Giant

6-16
Recap

How To Disarm A Terrorist

Day 6: 9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - Gredenko takes desperate measures to win his freedom, and about ten more minutes of life.

04.01.2007
04.06.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-15
Recap

The Veep Is A Creep

Day 6: 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - While Kiefer risks the life of a developmentally disabled man to catch Gredenko, Sandra Palmer risks the life of her brother to stop the Veep from nuking Mideastia.

03.25.2007
03.31.2007
B

M. Giant

6-14
Recap

Baby The Raines Must Fall

Day 6: 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM - Marilyn puts the moves on Kiefer, and then tells him that Audrey's been dead for months. And yet they don't immediately fall into bed together.

03.18.2007
03.24.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-13
Recap

Husbands And Wives

Day 6: 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM - Logan's crazy ex-wife accomplishes in less than a minute what nobody else could all hour. And she smoothes over a conflict with Russia, too.

03.11.2007
03.17.2007
C

M. Giant

6-12
Recap

Small Consulation

Day 6: 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM - Kiefer gets busted again while illegally invading yet another Consulate. Oh, Kiefer, when will you ever learn?

03.04.2007
03.08.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-11
Recap

Wayne In Pain

Day 6: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM - Kiefer follows his dad's clue to a disgraced former president who offers his help. And then the current president gets blown up.

02.25.2007
03.01.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-10
Recap

Daddy Issues

Day 6: 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - Kiefer thinks his dad's going to kill him. Maybe someone should have sprung for a better Father's Day gift in the first place.

02.18.2007
02.23.2007
C+

M. Giant

6-9
Recap

Not-So-Grandfather

Day 6: 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - After killing one son, Kiefer's dad tries to engineer the death of the other by threatening the life of his grandson. (He took an hour off, so he needed to catch up.)

02.11.2007
02.17.2007
C+

M. Giant

6-8
Recap

Unlovely Rita

Day 6: 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM - McCarthy's girlfriend not only refuses to spring Morris, she kills McCarthy and hands Morris over herself. Things don't work out well for either of them.

02.11.2007
02.15.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-7
Recap

That'll Do, Pig

Day 6: 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM - We defy you not to think of that line during this episode's final scene, as James Cromwell's ongoing quest to ruin Babe forever advances another stage.

02.04.2007
02.09.2007
B+

M. Giant

6-6
Recap

Glower, Cower, And Tower

Day 6: 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM - It's a Bauer family reunion.

01.28.2007
02.02.2007
C

M. Giant

6-5
Recap

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Day 6: 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM - Tied to a chair with a plastic bag over your head, by the time Kiefer's done with you.

01.21.2007
01.26.2007
B+

M. Giant

6-4
Recap

Manning Down

Day 6: 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM - On the bright side, at least Curtis didn't live to see Los Angeles get nuked.

01.14.2007
01.20.2007
B+

M. Giant

6-3
Recap

Putting The "Curt" In "Curtis"

Day 6: 8:00 AM – 9:00 AM - Everyone's favorite Handsome Black Agent gets owly about having to work with a former terrorist. Learning from that former terrorist that the bad guys have a nuke doesn't help things any.

01.14.2007
01.18.2007
B-

M. Giant

6-2
Recap

The Odd Couple

Day 6: 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - Kiefer doesn't want to be a counterterrorist agent anymore, and Hamri Al-Assad doesn't want to be a terrorist anymore. They make the perfect team!

01.13.2007
01.16.2007
B

M. Giant

6-1
Recap

Crushed Velvet

Day 6: 6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - The Chinese government releases a battered and weakened Kiefer to the U.S., but it's only so that an Islamic terrorist can take a crack at him. Good news for Kiefer, bad news for the terrorist.

01.13.2007
01.15.2007
B-

M. Giant

5-25
Extra

Not-So-Secret Service

The Sentinel - Kiefer Sutherland plays a Secret Service agent in pursuit of Michael Douglas, who's not so good at keeping secret who he's been servicing.

09.13.2006
09.13.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-24
Recap

Shanghaied!

Day 5: 6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - We always knew that Kiefer's sins would come back to haunt him. But who knew that the thing that would finally bring him down would be some Chinese security guard's crappy aim?

05.21.2006
05.26.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-23
Recap

One-Term Wonder

Day 5: 5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - In terms of this season's terror arc, the show shoots its wad a bit early. Which brings us to President Logan.

05.21.2006
05.25.2006
B

M. Giant

5-22
Recap

Das Brute

Day 5: 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - Vladimir Bierko plans to attack Los Angeles from a commandeered submarine. Which isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. Okay, it is, but for different reasons.

05.14.2006
05.20.2006
C+

M. Giant

5-21
Recap

We still have Logan to kick around

Day 5: 3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - After Kiefer makes it back to CTU with the recording, Logan decides that simply choosing not to seek re-election isn't going to cut it. Until Slime offers to pull his ass out of the Constitutional fire, that is.

05.07.2006
05.11.2006
A

M. Giant

5-20
Recap

High Jack

Day 5: 2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - Kiefer finally gets the recording back, but he's going to have a hell of a time redeeming frequent flyer miles after this.

04.30.2006
05.05.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-19
Recap

Carry-on Kiefer

Day 5: 1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - Kiefer catches up with Henderson, but he's still got to chase the recording, a pursuit that leads him to stow away on a flight full of diplomats. Talk about your fish-out-of-water scenarios (no offense, Audrey).

04.23.2006
04.28.2006
B+

M. Giant

5-18
Recap

Tale of the Tape

Day 5: 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - That recording of President Logan talking to Henderson changes hands a few times. Which means that the presidency almost does as well.

04.16.2006
04.21.2006
B+

M. Giant

5-17
Recap

Danger Deposit Box

Day 5: 11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - Kiefer and Wayne nearly get themselves killed retrieving some Logan-damning evidence from a bank vault, while Audrey dodges CTU surveillance to set up a meeting with her SecDef dad.

04.09.2006
04.14.2006
C+

M. Giant

5-16
Recap

Thrilling Bureaucratic Intrigue!

Day 5: 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - While Homeland Security takes over CTU, Kiefer finds out just how high the conspiracy really goes. Hint: it's at about the level where it stops being a conspiracy and starts being "executive authority."

04.02.2006
04.07.2006
C

M. Giant

5-15
Recap

What is it with chicks, man?

Day 5: 9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - 24 explores a few feminist themes, and learns that if you hurt and scream at your ex-girlfriend, she'll like you again if you just chase away the next guy who does it. Also, some women are harassment-accusing nutcases, so NO TOUCHING!

03.26.2006
03.31.2006
C+

M. Giant

5-14
Recap

Spy vs. Spy

Day 5: 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - The only thing standing between Kiefer and his only lead to Bierko is a German intelligence agent and his own sense of fair play. So you know how this is going to turn out.

03.19.2006
03.24.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-13
Recap

McKilled

Day 5: 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM - McGill makes a heroic sacrifice to help clear the nerve gas out of CTU. Of course, it would have been even more heroic had he not helped create the situation in the first place, or if the sacrifice had constituted more than a few minutes off of his life. But hey, why quibble? Besides, Tony's death is even less heroic.

03.12.2006
03.17.2006
B

M. Giant

5-12
Recap

Edgar, Dead! Grr.

Day 5: 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM - Do you think CTU would try harder to find the nerve gas if they were a target? They're about to find out.

03.05.2006
03.10.2006
A

M. Giant

5-11
Recap

The Plot Quickens

Day 5: 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM - Tony comes to, FLOTUS gets flirty, Curtis contains a canister, Kiefer questions the Hendersons, and a terrorist takes McGill's keycard. Good thing another episode is coming right up after this so something can happen.

03.05.2006
03.09.2006
B+

M. Giant

5-10
Recap

I Won't Be Your Father Figure

Day 5: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM - While McGill goes rapidly postal and FLOTUS waits in vain for her husband to rescue her, the search for the nerve gas leads Kiefer to his former CTU mentor. I've seen happier reunions.

02.26.2006
03.02.2006
B+

M. Giant

5-9
Recap

Now That's Hospitality

Day 5: 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - FLOTUS puts herself in harm's way to protect the Russian president. Doesn't she know he can't vote for her husband no matter what?

02.19.2006
02.25.2006
B+

M. Giant

5-8
Recap

Gassing The Gap

Day 5: 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - The terrorists plan to give new meaning to the expression "shop till you drop." And Kiefer's expected to help them.

02.12.2006
02.17.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-7
Recap

I Got Your Gas Right Here

Day 5: 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM - The terrorist formerly known as Yellow Tie simply will not give up on using the deadly nerve gas in his possession. Dudesky, just eat a bunch of chili and call it a day.

02.05.2006
02.10.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-6
Recap

If We Only Had the Nerve Gas

Day 5: 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM - The White House Chief of Staff helped the terrorists get the nerve gas so he could blow it up in their faces. Things blow up, all right, but not in the faces he expected them to.

01.29.2006
02.04.2006
C

M. Giant

5-5
Recap

Cry, Wolf

Day 5: 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM - CTU's Spencer Wolf couldn't possibly be the mole; it's too obvious. In related news, CTU's Spencer Wolf is the mole.

01.22.2006
01.27.2006
C+

M. Giant

5-4
Recap

Duress Code: Casual

Day 5: 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM - Terrorists try to force Kiefer to direct CTU into an ambush. Now, if only there were some way for Kiefer to communicate the fact that he's being forced to give bad information...

01.15.2006
01.20.2006
B-

M. Giant

5-3
Recap

Who Rescues the Rescuer?

Day 5: 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM - Kiefer tries to manage an airport hostage crisis, but only manages to become a hostage his own self.

01.15.2006
01.17.2006
B

M. Giant

5-2
Recap

There's No "I" in Kiefer -- Oh, Wait.

Day 5: 8:00 AM – 9:00 AM - Kiefer heads up his own personal investigation into Palmer's death while he's also wanted as the prime suspect, and President Logan tries to determine whether his wife is crazy and paranoid or just crazy.

01.14.2006
01.16.2006
B+

M. Giant

5-1
Recap

Ex-Ex-President

Day 5: 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - Someone is killing the people who know Kiefer is still alive. Palmer and Michelle are dead, and Tony isn't far off. Wouldn't just you know it would be Chloe who goes unscathed?

01.14.2006
01.15.2006
B+

M. Giant

4-24
Recap

Velvet Underground

Day 4: 6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - The work of a world-saving secret agent is never done. Unless, of course, in the process of saving the world this last time, he invaded foreign territory and now that country wants to arrest him and people in the U.S. government want him dead and he has to fake his own demise and totally disappear from the grid. Then I guess his work is probably done, actually.

05.22.2005
05.28.2005
C-

M. Giant

4-23
Recap

Things Fall Apart

Day 4: 5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - Bitchelle tries to hold it together as Naked Mandy takes Soul Patch hostage and pretends to kill him. The briefly unmasked agent from Kiefer's Consulate raid tries to hold it together under interrogation by the Consulate Cop. Kiefer tries to hold together his collapsing investigation, and the Veep is only able to hold it together at all with help from Palmer.

05.22.2005
05.27.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-22
Recap

Out of Time

Day 4: 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - Emphasis on "out." SecDef's son is blamed for the day's attacks, because he didn't tell CTU all about a seemingly unrelated night of debauchery that occurred the week before. Which fits perfectly with this episode's theme that the line between a libertine and an outright terrorist is a fine one indeed.

05.15.2005
05.20.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-21
Recap

Diplomessy

Day 4: 3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - Kiefer's in trouble with China for getting their Consul killed, and in trouble with DoDder for getting her husband killed. Good thing a nuclear missile is on its way to render it all moot.

05.08.2005
05.14.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-20
Recap

Gray Widow

Day 4: 2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - DoDder has finally decided which of her two men she's going to stick with. That's bad news for her husband, but not in the way you think.

05.01.2005
05.05.2005
B+

M. Giant

4-19
Recap

ImHoudini

Day 4: 1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - ImhoTerror escapes CTU's net for the fourth time in a row, and Potato Face is menaced by the world's most persistent hit man. Whom we didn't hire, we swear.

04.24.2005
04.30.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-18
Recap

I Got the Digits

Day 4: 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - All CTU really wants to do this hour is torture information out of some guy, but the stupid Constitution won't let them. So Kiefer figures out another way…to torture the guy. It's an inspiring tale of perseverance and the triumph of imagination, really.

04.17.2005
04.23.2005
D+

M. Giant

4-17
Recap

Unhappy Campers

Day 4: 11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - As Air Force One crashes to the ground, the President's nuclear Football lands at the feet of a couple of hapless civilians. Kiefer has no choice but to draft them into a dangerous game of keep-away with ImhoTerror. Which they lose.

04.10.2005
04.16.2005
B+

M. Giant

4-16
Recap

Putting the "Dent" in "President"

Day 4: 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - President Keeler takes a hit -- and not in the polls -- when the pilot of a stolen stealth fighter fires a missile at his plane. Way to talk the bad guy down, there, Kiefer.

04.03.2005
04.07.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-15
Recap

Terrorist Leader: 2. Bloated Government Bureaucracy: 1.

Day 4: 9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - CTU gives up TerrorTeen to ImhoTerror in exchange for Kiefer, and spends a whole lot of time trying to figure out why they're getting such a bargain.

03.27.2005
04.01.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-14
Recap

In-fil-tra-tion. Ready? Begin!

Day 4: 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - ImhoTerror has a clever, well-thought-out plan to get one of his men onto an Air Force base. Kiefer has a half-assed, on-the-fly plan to lead CTU to ImhoTerror by going undercover with TerrorMom. Guess which plan works?

03.20.2005
03.26.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-13
Recap

The EMP Strikes Back

Day 4: 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM - Kiefer fights mercenary commandos in the looted, blacked-out wasteland of downtown Los Angeles. Not sure why the cameras and microphones are still working, though.

03.13.2005
03.18.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-12
Recap

You Down with EMP?

Day 4: 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM - Kiefer learns that ImhoTerror has been working for the defense contractor that invented the MacGuffin, and the company now wants to cover up its somewhat stupid and illegal security lapse with a whole raft of far stupider and much more illegal acts. Now that DrisKid is dead and Driscoll's going home, Soul Patch is in charge of CTU. Talk about a career fast track. We'll how fast he's back out on his tuchis after Bitchelle's in the house.

03.06.2005
03.12.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-11
Recap

Current Events

Day 4: 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM - Kiefer secures Grayadder's cooperation with 120 volts of AC, but it's DoDder who's really shocked. With the help of Grayadder, TerrorMom, Soul Patch, Special Agent Breck, and a semi-escaped Curtis, Kiefer tracks down the MacGuffin, and the five remaining nuclear meltdowns are halted. Of course, the bad guy gets away, because we've still got thirteen hours to go here.

02.27.2005
03.04.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-10
Recap

Take These Secondary Characters, Please!

Day 4: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM - TerrorTeen takes it upon himself to kill his dad. DoDder takes it upon herself to approach a new terror suspect: Grayadder. Kiefer takes action. Special Agent Breck takes advantage of Driscoll. AIIIEEEE!sha takes her last breath, and Curtis takes a gun butt upside the head.

02.20.2005
02.25.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-9
Recap

When Worlds Collide

Day 4: 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - Kiefer catches up with TerrorMom. TerrorDad catches up with TerrorTeen. Mayhem ensues.

02.13.2005
02.18.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-8
Recap

Together Again

Day 4: 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - Soul Patch has lost everything but his sense of humor and his Cubs mug, but he can still be Kiefer's wingman any time. AIIIEEEE!sha frames Special Agent Breck as the mole, but Lispy Skip figures out the truth. TerrorTeen and his wounded mom are still on the lam.

02.06.2005
02.12.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-7
Recap

Bizarre Love Triangle

Day 4: 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM - Tired of competing with DoDder's soon-to-be-ex-husband for her attention, Kiefer tries to make her jealous by calling on an old love: Soul Patch.

01.30.2005
02.03.2005
B

M. Giant

4-6
Recap

Welcome to the TerrorDome

Day 4: 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM - Kiefer runs! Kiefer shoots! Kiefer saves the day! His only problem is that there's still quite a lot of day left.

01.23.2005
01.28.2005
A

M. Giant

4-5
Recap

Closers

Day 4: 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM - Kiefer closes in on the TerrorDome. The terrorists close off DaD and DoDder's ultimate escape route. The TerrorFamily closes out Deaddie's mom. AIIIEEEE!sha wishes she were Lady Mac but she's not even close.

01.16.2005
01.21.2005
B-

M. Giant

4-4
Recap

Held Up

Day 4: 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM - DaD and DoDer make a break for it, and TerrorTeen breaks poor TerrorMom's heart by leaving it up to her to kill his girlfriend for him. Kiefer's half-assed plan to stall his quarry at a gas station turns into a fully-ass situation.

01.09.2005
01.15.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-3
Recap

Kiefer to the Rescue! Um, Kiefer?

Day 4: 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM - Kiefer's a fugitive, then a felon. Witless takes a major thumping. TerrorMom invites TerrorTeen's girlfriend to her parlor. DaD signs a confession. Curtis has a crazy ex. DiCK gets tortured, sort of. Driscoll is useless. Potato Face cries.

01.09.2005
01.12.2005
B+

M. Giant

4-2
Recap

Suddenly, Napster Doesn't Seem So Bad

Day 4: 8:00 AM – 9:00 AM - Kiefer tries to bring in Witless, but the bad guys beat him there. TerrorTeen's girlfriend follows him on TerrorBusiness. DaD is going to be tried and executed for war crimes. And it's going to be broadcast on the internet. We'll try to let you know if the forums are going to be down.

01.08.2005
01.10.2005
C+

M. Giant

4-1
Recap

You Can Take the Man Out of CTU…

Day 4: 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - For an ex-CTU agent, Kiefer is pretty effective in helping CTU arrest and interrogate a suspected terrorist. But he's not so effective at using the fifteen seconds he has to actually stop the terrorist plot, which involves kidnapping his new boss and girlfriend. He's a little rusty, y'see.

01.08.2005
01.09.2005
B+

M. Giant

3-25
Extra

It's a Little Funny

The Girl Next Door - Elisha Cuthbert shows that she's not limited to characters who look hot and get in trouble. She can also play characters who only look hot.

08.30.2004
09.02.2004
C-

M. Giant

3-24
Recap

Let's Give The Boy A Hand

Day 3: 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM - Palmer's tired of getting his brain sucked out by the presidency. Soul Patch gets one last hurrah before heading to the federal clink. Kiefer and Special Agent Charlie Brown chase down the virus, and Kiefer has to hack off his partner's hand to get it contained in time. And then he cries.

05.24.2004
05.30.2004
B+

M. Giant

3-23
Recap

Low Noon

Day 3: 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM - When Spawnders is threatened with exposure to the virus, Saunders tells Kiefer how to find most of the remaining vials. Lady Mac takes two bullets to the midsection as Brother Palmer watches. Kiefer hits the subway in an unsuccessful bid to chase down the last vial.

05.17.2004
05.20.2004
B

M. Giant

3-22
Recap

Guardian Angel

Day 3: 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM - Palmer gets blackmailed. Bitchelle escapes, but only for a while. The hostage exchange of Spawnders and Bitchelle goes ahead, but it goes Kiefer's way, with lots of shooting and explosions. Saunders is in custody.

05.10.2004
05.14.2004
B-

M. Giant

3-21
Recap

Mole Patch II: Electric Whatever

Day 3: 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM - Soul Patch is helping Saunders from inside CTU to try to save Bitchelle, and arousing suspicion at every turn. Lady Mac is either making a really dumb move, or an allegedly smart move that would only fool somebody really dumb. Palmer doesn't know what she's up to, which makes him luckier than the rest of us.

05.03.2004
05.08.2004
C

M. Giant

3-20
Recap

Mole Patch

Day 3: 8:00 AM – 9:00 AM - CTU figures out where Saunders is, but he's got Bitchelle and he's threatening to kill and/or torture her if Soul Patch doesn't help him escape. Potato Face is acting suspicious, Spawn is acting as Spawnders's therapist, and Palmer is acting ineffectual. Again.

04.26.2004
05.02.2004
C+

M. Giant

3-19
Recap

Ill Bill

Day 3: 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - Bill from Hill leaves a trail of soon-to-be-dead people. Saunders wants to out some spies. Spawn goes undercover and doesn't screw up once.

04.19.2004
04.24.2004
C+

M. Giant

3-18
Recap

Dead Boss Walking

Day 3: 6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - The quarantine at Inn Fection is breached. News of the V-I-R-U-S is starting to leak. And if Kiefer doesn't find Saunders by the end of the episode, he has to kill Chappelle. Kiefer doesn't find Saunders.

04.17.2004
04.19.2004
B

M. Giant

3-17
Recap

Bitchelle of Mercy

Day 3: 5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - Palmer must negotiate with terrorists. James Woods leaves behind a hag of a widow, but she'll be joining him in the afterworld soon enough. Gael dies a painful death. Bitchelle plays angel of mercy. Kiefer sees boobs.

04.05.2004
04.11.2004
B

Gustave

3-16
Recap

Inn Fection

Day 3: 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - The V-I-R-U-S has spread through the Chandler Hotel. Bitchelle and Gael are going to die, and so are the other one thousand guests and dozens of employees. Mass panic ensues. Lady Mac promises to take Palmer down with her if she goes down. Kiefer frees Amador and follows him.

03.29.2004
04.04.2004
B

Gustave

3-15
Recap

Welcome to the Hotel Virus-fornia!

Day 3: 3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - Nina is dead. Kiefer almost gets punished for killing her. The police question Lady Mac about the death of William Ocean III. The V-I-R-U-S is traced to a hotel in L.A. But Gael and Bitchelle are too late to stop it from being inseminated into the ventilation system.

02.23.2004
02.29.2004
B-

Gustave

3-14
Recap

Tater Not

Day 3: 2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - Nina withholds information from Soul Patch, asks provocative questions about his marriage and, finally, escapes CTU custody by attempting suicide on the torturer's needle, only to be shot dead by Kiefer in the very room where Bride was gunned down during Season One. Meanwhile, Amador and Lothaire get together. And when a maid finds Milliken dead before Mrs. Milliken does, Lady Mac has to do some fancy footwork when questioned about her whereabouts.

02.16.2004
02.22.2004
C+

Gustave

3-13
Recap

Nina lives

Day 3: 1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - Nina is captured and forced to cooperate with Kiefer and CTU in tracking Amador. Charlie Brown admonishes Kiefer for no good reason. William Ocean III dies, but it's not the end of Palmer's troubles.

02.09.2004
02.15.2004
C+

Gustave

3-12
Recap

You've Got To Be Somebody's Baby!

Day 3: 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - The baby subplot thickens as Spawn finds out that Tater Tot doesn't belong to Potato Face. The V-I-R-U-S is sold to Nina but it's really a bomb. Nevertheless, Nina and Amador both escape. Hector and Hartmano are killed.

02.02.2004
02.08.2004
C+

Gustave

3-11
Recap

Brother, Brother

Day 3: 11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - Hector gets shot by Hartmano after he finds Angelina's body and wants to call off the deal. Spawn takes care of Tator Tot. Lady Mac is back. Brother Palmer is steamed. Kiefer captures Nina. Amador speaks some Russian.

01.26.2004
02.01.2004
C+

Gustave

3-10
Recap

Koo Koo Ka Choo, Mrs. Milliken

Day 3: 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - Poor Man's Angelina Jolie frees Special Agent Charlie Brown from Salazar's custody only to die herself. Kiefer strikes an unholy alliance with Nina. Potato Face has a tater tot. Palmer decides to "lower himself" to combat Milliken's dirty tactics.

01.12.2004
01.18.2004
C+

Gustave

3-9
Recap

Nina's bidding

Day 3: 9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - Kiefer enlists PoorMan'sAngelinaJolie to help him save Special Agent Charlie Brown and get back in touch with CTU. Nina is a surprise guest at the auction for the V-I-R-U-S. Palmer gets a call from someone to whom he owes a big favor. Spawn tries unsuccessfully to mess with Soul Patch.

01.05.2004
01.11.2004
B-

Gustave

3-8
Recap

"It's the Great Mexican Ambush, Charlie Brown!"

Day 3: 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - Kiefer is undercover with the Salazars, trying to rid the world of a new weaponized Virus, which is being auctioned off by some Ukrainians. Back at CTU, Bitchelle is feeling left out and deceived. Dr. Anne's ex-husband kills himself, after leaving her some documents that exonerate her. Special Agent Charlie Brown is the new "Day Two" Spawn.

12.15.2003
12.21.2003
B-

Gustave

3-7
Recap

Wanna Fanta?

Day 3: 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM - Gael ties Spawn up and gags her only, to be unmasked as a mole, and then as a triple agent working secretly with Soul Patch and Kiefer. Chase tracks down the Salazars' accountant and learns of their location in Las Nieves. Soul Patch gets out of the hospital. Palmer and Dr. Anne continue to bore.

12.08.2003
12.14.2003
B

Gustave

3-6
Recap

Escape From L.A.

Day 3: 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM - Kiefer gets Felipe Hartmano to his escape plane, and is promptly knocked out and taken to Mexico for assorted shenanigans. Palmer quits the debate to handle the Kiefer situation and refuses to deal with the Dr. Anne non-issue, which upsets his brother. Spawn learns that Crystal Gael is the mole.

12.01.2003
12.07.2003
B-

Heathen

3-5
Recap

Find Kyle Singer!

Day 3: 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM - The prison riot results in a game of Russian Roulette in which Kiefer almost dies. But doesn't. Spawn finds out about her father's drug use. Crystal Gael is almost caught again. Millions nap as the debate takes place. Bitchelle gets into the Operation Channel starring Soul Patch.

11.24.2003
12.02.2003
B-

Gustave

3-4
Recap

The Cordilla Virus: Catch it!

Day 3: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM - As doctors operate on Soul Patch's neck wound, Mrs. Soul Patch is not only worried, she's the only senior staff member who can run things in his absence. Meanwhile, Potato Face is extra nosy and inappropriate, while Crystal Gael tries to pull an Al Haig. Kyle escapes CTU at "the mall," but Hartmano's men catch up with him. Special Agent Charlie Brown gets restless and goes down to the prison to beat some information out of Hartmano. Palmer is thisclose to bribing Dr. Anne's ex-husband, but backs out at the last minute. Kiefer agrees to break Hartmano out of prison as a rogue agent.

11.17.2003
11.23.2003
B-

Gustave

3-3
Recap

That blows

Day 3: 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - Kyle's coke hits the fan. Literally. But it isn't carrying the V-I-R-U-S; Kyle is. Dr. Anne's secret is revealed, and boy is it boring. Kiefer applies some Sutherland Velvet pressure on Special Agent Charlie Brown and Spawn's relationship. Soul Patch goes on a field assignment that ends badly.

11.10.2003
11.16.2003
B-

Gustave

3-2
Recap

Pulling a Sherry

Day 3: 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - CTU finds out about Kyle. Kiefer doesn't take it well that Spawn is seeing his partner. Brother Palmer has found out some shocking news about Dr. Anne. Vaselino beats up Felipe Hartmano. Kocaine Kyle pays the rent with his ill-gotten drug money, arousing suspicion in his mother and causing the breakup of his relationship with his girlfriend. There's a mole at CTU, and he's working under everyone's nose.

11.03.2003
11.09.2003
B-

Gustave

3-1
Recap

The Velveteen Habit

Day 3: 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM - South American drug lord terrorists are threatening to infect Los Angeles with a virus that will kill nine percent of the population in -- say it with me, people -- twenty-four hours. Kiefer has a drug problem. Spawn is working at CTU and doing it with her dad's new partner. Soul Patch and Bitchelle's new marriage is tested.

10.27.2003
11.02.2003
B-

Gustave

2-25
Extra

"Penny is not a diva, but Sherry is"

Day 2: The Penny Johnson Jerald Interview - Gustave interviews 24's Penny Johnson Jerald about the making of the second season.

07.16.2003
07.16.2003

Gustave

2-24
Recap

Conspiracy? What conspiracy?

Day 2: 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - The war is stopped. Kiefer is reunited with Spawn. He doesn't kiss Cate. Everything gets resolved. Well, except for everything.

05.19.2003
05.26.2003
C

Gustave

2-23
Recap

Hello, Chesty. Goodbye, Chesty.

Day 2: 6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - Kiefer kills Hewitt accidentally and has to go face-to-face with EvilChrisElliott to stop the war. Cate and Spawn have a moment or two. Palmer pretends to still be the president as a favor to PoorMan'sAlexanderHaig. Soul Patch and Bitchelle are arrested.

05.12.2003
05.19.2003
C+

Gustave

2-22
Recap

Through the roof!

Day 2: 5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - The hacker is found, and agrees to testify, but a few funny things happen along the way to CTU. Lady Mac gets shanked. Palmer gets his phone privileges revoked. Kiefer talks Spawn through her first fatal shooting. Soul Patch gets fired. Chappelle gets chloroformed.

05.05.2003
05.12.2003
B+

Gustave

2-21
Recap

When the chips are down...

Day 2: 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - Spawn is back. Lady Mac is back. The chip is damaged. Kiefer's after a hacker. Palmer's Presidency is taken away. Turd Face almost gets some.

04.28.2003
05.05.2003
B

Gustave

2-20
Recap

Chip of Fools

Day 2: 3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - Rolaide escapes, but falls to her possible death. Palmer smells something fishy. Rednecks now have the chip. Kiefer awakens and puts on clothes. Chappelle visits CTU. Spawn is still MIA.

04.21.2003
04.28.2003
C+

Gustave

2-20
Recap

Bitchelle Speaks

The Reiko Aylesworth Interview - Gustave interviews Reiko Aylesworth, 24's Michelle Dessler, about the second season of 24, lesbians, Latins, not being Nina, "Bitchelle," and the joys of working on a Fox show.

04.26.2003
04.26.2003

Gustave

2-19
Recap

Kiefer un-klad

Day 2: 2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - Kiefer is captured and tortured...in the nude. Spawn is on the sidelines, not appearing once during the episode. Palmer is pressured to go all the way. Rolaide is pressured to keep her mouth shut. Bitchelle and Lesbo-Carrie have a showdown. Even family gets involved. PoorMan'sArmandAssante is sandblasted...that's the latest slang for anti-Arab bashing, by the way. I just made that up.

04.14.2003
04.21.2003
C-

Gustave

2-18
Recap

What a riot!

Day 2: 1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - Kiefer finally gets the information he needs. Spawn gets kicked to the curb by a boy with no legs. Cate uses a gun. Palmer delivers the schlockiest line of the entire season. Bitchelle almost gets fired.

04.07.2003
04.14.2003
C

Gustave

2-17
Recap

No Blondes For Oil!

Day 2: 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - The source of the faked recording is revealed. Kiefer gets an unlikely ally, and has to betray Cate to stop WWIII. The true nature of Bitchelle and Lesbo-Carrie's relationship is revealed. PMHC and Rolaide work behind Palmer's back to see that the war is started.

03.31.2003
04.07.2003
B-

Gustave

2-16
Recap

Fallout

Day 2: 11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - The B-O-M-B is history. The move toward retaliation has now begun. Unlikely alliances occur between Bitchelle and Kiefer, as well as Soul Patch and Lesbo-Carrie, as they square off to determine whether or not three Middle Eastern countries had anything to do with the B-O-M-B. The seventh Coral Snake guy wants Cate for some reason. Spawn is held hostage amidst a B-O-M-B-inspired not-so-mass panic. Palmer calls an emergency session to declare war.

03.24.2003
04.01.2003
B

Gustave

2-15
Recap

Spawn, I'm going on a trip...

Day 2: 10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - The B-O-M-B is tamper-proof and must go off. Kiefer flies it to the Mojave Desert, intending to go down with the plane. Mason steps in just in time. Two additional Middle Eastern countries are implicated in the detonation of the B-O-M-B. There's a new suspicious Fauxraqi working at CTU.

03.03.2003
03.10.2003
C+

Gustave

2-14
Recap

If These Perforated Aluminum Wall Dividers Could Talk...

Day 2: 9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - Kiefer finds the second B-O-M-B, but time is running out. Mason steps down and appoints Soul Patch to replace him. Darlene's lesbo-rific replacement has history with Bitchelle. Lady Mac struggles to prove her innocence. Raggedy Marie gets hers. Spawn escapes from the Lonnie-bomber's cabin.

02.24.2003
03.03.2003
B+

Gustave

2-13
Recap

Are you my B-O-M-B?

Day 2: 8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - Kiefer heads to Norton Airfield to get the B-O-M-B, but Colonel Sanders and the Coral Snakes have beaten him there. Only they're dead. And the bomb is fake. Lady Mac gets busted. Spawn's new protector has a fake bomb of his own.

02.17.2003
02.24.2003
B

Gustave

2-12
Recap

Survivor: The Family Edition

Day 2: 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM - Thanks to the magic of fiber optics and editing software, Kiefer gets the location of the B-O-M-B out of Syed Ali. The torture of Yulin continues. Cate learns that her sister is a terrorist. Papa Crew reveals secrets from Marie's past that explain her terrorist beginnings. Spawn meets a hunky guy in the forest. Lady Mac and Rolaide have a secret meeting.

02.10.2003
02.17.2003
B+

Gustave

2-11
Recap

Sisters in disguise

Day 2: 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM - Syed Ali prays. Spawn is prey. Syed Ali is flambéed. Yulin is tortured. Cate and her sister Marie both play dress-up, but for different reasons.

02.03.2003
02.10.2003
B+

Gustave

2-10
Recap

Marie's Crisis

Day 2: 5:00 PM – 6:00 PM - Lady Mac gives ex-spouses a bad name. Kiefer and Cate get together. PonchoDude dies, but Syed is still on the run. Spawn runs. Marie is evil.

01.13.2003
01.20.2003
B+

Gustave

2-9
Recap

Pardon me!

Day 2: 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM - Flight 69 goes down, and some militia men are there to make sure there are no survivors. Rolaide and Lady Mac have a catfight. JonBenet is collected by her aunt and taken from the blast radius. Palmer gives Nina permission to kill Kiefer.

01.06.2003
01.13.2003
C+

Gustave

2-8
Recap

Flight 69 goes down

Day 2: 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - Nina uncovers the bomb's location...and kills Faheen to make herself a valuable commodity. Papa Crew is a CIA consultant...or is he? One of the terrorists has a change of heart. Weiland is let out of detention and holds a press conference. Flight 69 is hit.

12.16.2002
12.26.2002
B+

Gustave

2-7
Recap

Mike Novick is back. Hide your heart.

Day 2: 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - Nina and Kiefer team up to bring in Faheed, but Nina tries to escape. Spawn and Miguel find Crazy Laura in their trunk. Chez Crew relocates to CTU. Mason says goodbye to his son.

12.09.2002
12.16.2002
B+

Gustave

2-6
Recap

The return of Lady Mac

Day 2: 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM - The real terrorist is revealed at Chez Crew. Lady Mac lets herself into NSA with some news for Palmer. Kiefer roughs Nina up. Spawn and Rick 2.0 get JonBenet away from DaddyStopTouchingMe.

12.02.2002
12.10.2002
A

Gustave

2-5
Recap

Goodbye Darlene, hello Nina!

Day 2: 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM - Nina's back, and she's getting immunity. Darlene gives up the password, but dies doing so. Spawn's got a boyfriend who makes Rick look like a rocket scientist. Soul Patch comes to Chez Crew to interrogate Reza.

11.25.2002
12.02.2002
B

Gustave

2-4
Recap

The One Where Everybody Died, Part Two

Day 2: 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM - The death count grows and threatens to include Darlene. Mason's back. Kiefer kills everyone in the Junkyard Gang. Nina's back, too.

11.18.2002
11.25.2002
B+

Gustave

2-3
Recap

The one where everybody died

Day 2: 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM - CTU is bombed by the Junkyard Gang. Rolaide and Raygun clash. Mason inhales plutonium.

11.11.2002
11.19.2002
B+

Gustave

2-2
Recap

Kiefer Underkover

Day 2: 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM - Kiefer gives head to terrorists. Uh, I mean, Kiefer gives a severed head to some terrorists. Mason flees Los Angeles. Spawn and JonBenet flee No!DaddyNo! Manor. PoorMan'sCateBlanchett sneaks a look at FarsiBoy's passport.

11.04.2002
11.11.2002
C+

Gustave

2-1
Recap

Blondes and Bombshells

Day 2: 8:00 AM – 9:00 AM - One year after his wife died and his daughter has become estranged from him, Kiefer is summoned back to CTU to stop a terrorist plot to explode a nuclear warhead in Los Angeles. Spawn's a nanny for a dysfunctional family. Some blonde girl is going to marry a terrorist.

10.28.2002
11.04.2002
B+

Gustave

1-25
Extra

Bride of Kiefer speaks

The Leslie Hope Interview - Gustave interviews Leslie Hope about making 24, being married to Kiefer, and dying on camera.

05.30.2002
05.30.2002

Gustave

1-24
Recap

The final hour

11:00 PM – 12:00 AM - Kiefer kills the Drazens. Spawn escapes to safety at CTU. The Palmers separate. Nina's cover is blown, and she kills Bride.

05.20.2002
05.28.2002
B+

Gustave

1-23
Recap

Yelena! Yelena!

10:00 PM – 11:00 PM - Nina is the mole, which makes no sense. Gee, could the writers be making this stuff up as they go? Nah! Kiefer and Palmer fake Palmer's death. Spawn escapes the Drazens. Bride tells Kiefer about the baby.

05.13.2002
05.20.2002
B

Gustave

1-22
Recap

Serfin' USA

9:00 PM – 10:00 PM - Kiefer is freed in exchange for LittleTerrorBrother, but the Drazens still have Spawn. Patty isn't acting alone in her seduction of Palmer. TerrorHopper shows his true psychotic colors.

05.06.2002
05.13.2002
B

Gustave

1-21
Recap

The rekapture of Kiefer

8:00 PM – 9:00 PM - Kiefer's back in the klutches of the TerrorSquad. Lou Diamond Phillips is dead. Bride is hanging out at CTU, waiting for word from Kiefer. Palmer and Patty have a moment. Spawn is freed from the klink...but the freedom doesn't take.

04.22.2002
05.03.2002
B

Gustave

1-20
Recap

Spawn Behind Bars

7:00 PM – 8:00 PM - Spawn is thrown in the klink by an officer who doesn't believe she's the target of a terrorist conspiracy. Palmer sees his numbers go up and his marriage fall apart. Kiefer finds a secret prison with Lou Diamond Phillips in charge. Dennis Hopper is here.

04.15.2002
04.22.2002
B+

Gustave

1-19
Recap

I musta killed Spawn!

6:00 PM – 7:00 PM - Xander and Kiefer take a road trip to find out where Red Cap was supposed to turn the power off. Spawn gets arrested in a bad drug deal that could have been a lot worse. The Palmers have dinner before Palmer spills the beans about the family secrets. Bride narrowly eskapes death thanks to Soul Patch.

04.08.2002
04.16.2002
B+

Gustave

1-20
Extra

Interview with Lady Mac

The Penny Johnson Jerald Interview - Penny Johnson Jerald speaks to Gustave about being the first lady of the NationOfKiefer.

04.13.2002
04.13.2002

Gustave

1-18
Recap

All about Todd

5:00 PM – 6:00 PM - Kiefer keeps LittleTerrorBrother's appointment for him. Spawn gets herself stuck at Rick's just as a bad drug deal is about to go down. Dr. Phil takes Bride home to Casa Kiefer. Palmer decides to tell the world the truth about Theo. Again.

04.01.2002
04.08.2002
B

Gustave

1-17
Recap

Amnesia and other personality disorders

4:00 PM – 5:00 PM - The Faux-licity faux-rendezvous proves a failure when Faux-licity knifes her TerrorLover. Bride meets a man she used to know a little too well. Spawn stalks Rick some more. Nina and Kiefer get an eyeful, but haven't found out about the Safe House being attacked yet.

03.25.2002
04.01.2002
B

Gustave

1-16
Recap

This ain't no safe house

3:00 PM – 4:00 PM - Kiefer looks for a second mole. Faux-licity discovers that her beau is a back-up shooter. The Kieferettes are on the run once again, but now they've been separated. Mason is back, and Milo gets a bunch of lines.

03.18.2002
03.25.2002
B+

Gustave

1-15
Recap

Sex, Lies, Videotape, Laptops, and Cell Phones

2:00 PM – 3:00 PM - Palmer cuts through the red tape to get Kiefer's position restored temporarily at CTU after they learn some more about Palmer's assassin. Faux-licity isn't evil; she's just sleeping with the enemy. Nina debriefs Bride and Spawn. Bride, who has just learned she's pregnant, turns the tables on Nina. Spawn lies about Rick's involvement in the konspiracy. The Safe House might not be so safe.

03.11.2002
03.18.2002
B

Gustave

1-14
Recap

The Debriefing of Kiefer

1:00 PM – 2:00 PM - The Kiefer Klan arrives safely at CTU, but the krazy ride hasn't kome to komplete stop yet. Theo decides that he's all for calling the authorities now that his favorite therapist is dead. Nina senses that the Kieferettes aren't safe at the clinic. Kiefer's in trouble with the law. Palmer remembers how he knows Kiefer. Bride's got a benign cyst...and possibly a bun in the oven.

03.04.2002
03.11.2002
B+

Gustave

1-14
Extra

Jalapeno speaks

The Karina Arroyave Interview - Karina Arroyave speaks to Gustave about her favorite role ever.

03.07.2002
03.07.2002

Gustave

1-13
Recap

Lunchtime

12:00 PM – 1:00 PM - Kiefer and the Kieferettes get separated in the woods; they finally meet up, but have to kill Gaines and AsianTerrorMinion in order to do so. Palmer decides to let sleeping dogs lie. La Madre de la Jalapeno comes by to pick up the still unseen El Jalapeniño. The existence of a second assassin is discovered. The KieferKlan rides off into the sunset in a CTU kopter.

02.25.2002
03.05.2002
B

Gustave

1-12
Recap

Kiefer kombustion

11:00 AM – 12:00 PM - Kiefer finds the TerrorKompound and his family. Rick helps them escape. Theo's shrink burns in hell. The KieferKlan gets separated as the TerrorKompound catches on fire.

02.18.2002
02.25.2002
B

Gustave

1-11
Recap

In the back seat

10:00 AM – 11:00 AM - Kiefer kills Cofell accidentally after finding out that he's a Serbian terrorist. Bride and Spawn escape execution once more, and Eli joins the 24 death pool. FauxYork is back, and he's helping Kiefer find his family

02.11.2002
02.19.2002
A

Gustave

1-10
Recap

Ladies with an attitude

9:00 AM – 10:00 AM - Kiefer tracks down a financier involved with Gaines after he has a conference call with Nina and Bride. Eli and Rick find the phone. There's a new sheriff at CTU, and she's a bitch...but in a good way. Lady Mac schemes some more, but finds herself out of her league when she talks to Kreepy Karl. Bride has health problems.

02.04.2002
02.12.2002
A

Gustave

1-9
Recap

Sliced Jalapeno

8:00 AM – 9:00 AM - Kiefer escapes from Secret Service custody, carjacks a waitress, and takes her hostage. Nina and Soul Patch turn up on the heat on Jalapeno, who tries to kill herself before she can talk. Bride offers herself to a TerrorMinion to prevent Spawn from being raped.

01.21.2002
01.28.2002
B+

Gustave

1-8
Recap

Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast?

7:00 AM – 8:00 AM - Kiefer turns up at the Palmer breakfast, ready to take the fall for the shooting. Spawn and Bride unite in a really icky way. Jalapeno falls into a trap laid by Soul Patch and Nina. Secret Service agents foil the assassination attempt, but Bride and Spawn's lives are spared for now.

01.14.2002
01.21.2002
B+

Gustave

1-7
Recap

Rock on, Bride of Kiefer!

6:00 AM – 7:00 AM - Kiefer becomes Gaines's virtual puppet, sabotaging the keycard decryption and shooting Nina for knowing too much. Bride puts up a good fight but winds up at the TerrorKompound along with Spawn and Rick, who throw away an opportunity to escape so they can keep her company. Jalapeno makes a few mole-worthy moves, but it's only episode seven.

01.07.2002
01.09.2002
B+

Gustave

1-6
Recap

Can you dig it?

5:00 AM – 6:00 AM - Gaines and Kiefer meet at last, thanks to the miracle of evil modern technology. Spawn and Rick get closer as they lay Evil Frat Boy #2 to rest. Palmer prepares to tell the world the truth about his family. A wacky temp gives Jalapeno the heebie-jeebies. AllegedYork turns out to be DefinitelyNotYork when he kills PMMS before she can provide Kiefer with information about Spawn.

12.17.2001
12.29.2001
B+

Gustave

1-5
Recap

The incidental gay sex episode

4:00 AM – 5:00 AM - Kiefer wrestles with one hunky guy after another until he finds a thumbless body. PMMS fights for her life. Evil Frat Boy loses his job due to a downsizing within the terrorist organization. Reporter Maureen provides Palmer with more information about the breaking story.

12.10.2001
12.18.2001
B

Gustave

1-4
Recap

And she said, "Kiefer, it's 3 AM and I'm feelin' lonely."

3:00 AM – 4:00 AM - Kiefer follows up on a lead from the key card and gets a foxy female cop killed before they can hook up. Jalapeno and Nina stay behind to hide what they know from Xander Berkeley. PMMS is almost killed...again. Spawn is finally handed over to Gaines. The Huxtables find out that Theo's therapist ratted him out.

11.26.2001
12.02.2001
B

Gustave

1-3
Recap

The gay sex episode

2:00 AM – 3:00 AM - Nina's not the mole...yet. Mandy and MotorcycleChick are lovers...or were, until MotorcycleChick got shot. Palmer calls in a heavy to help cover up the murder of his daughter's rapist. PMMS and Spawn escape the evil frat boys for a few minutes, and meet a male prostitute who unsuccessfully tries to save their stupid asses. And lastly, Kiefer sweats and uses his velvety voice to fight crime.

11.19.2001
11.27.2001
B

Gustave

1-2
Recap

It's one o'clock -- do you know where your Kiefer is?

1:00 AM – 2:00 AM - Kiefer's boss is killed by snipers after he gives Kiefer some valuable information about the identity of the mole agent. Soul Patch keeps trying to get the best of Kiefer. Kiefer's daughter is still being held by the evil frat boys. Kiefer's wife is down on her hands and knees picking up condom wrappers with Mr. York. Did somebody say "roofies"?

11.12.2001
11.18.2001
B

Gustave

1-1
Recap

Midnight at Casa Kiefer

12:00 AM – 1:00 AM - Kiefer's troubled teenaged daughter sneaks out of the house on a school night. His wife barely just let him come home. His co-workers may be responsible for an assassination attempt on a black presidential candidate. A plane blows up over the Mojave Desert. Calgon, take me away!

11.05.2001
11.12.2001
B

Gustave

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