Downstairs, Jenna and Tracy begin a sketch in which she is a Fox News anchor (chief characteristic: blonde), and he is Barack Obama (chief characteristic: black). Asks Anchor Jenna: "President Obama, why are you a terrorist who hates America?" Tracy-as-Obama, whose chyron reads "Exclusive Interview with Kenyan Liar," doesn't really answer because he immediately goes into Lemon-forbidden breaking: "Snort, hehe, giggle-giggle! The audience loves this!"

Lemon and Pete cue the tech guys to go to commercial. In the "commercial," we find Dr. Leo Spaceman, who has recorded an album to aid dysfunctional erections. Sample lyrics: "Hey baby, let's let the dog watch us. Do you think he understands the love that we have? Oops! I'm finished. Call yourself a cab." Wow, this is even worse than Saturday Night Live. It makes me miss the good ol' days of Schmidt's and Taco Town.

Out in the hallway, Danny intercepts Lemon on her way to Tracy and asks her to sign a birthday card for Yodwiga the cleaning lady, whom Frank claims is his friend with benefits. Lemon signs and stomps over to Tracy, telling him he should be ashamed of himself. He tells her, "I can't be. I'm missing that part of my brain." I believe it. She tells Tracy to stop laughing because he is ruining the show. He promises, "Kraut's honor."

Lemon gets a phone call from Carol, who is in a dire piloting situation, including an in-flight meal of a frittata. He also doesn't remember her birthday. If he doesn't make it out, he wants her to head to his house in Raleigh and clear out all the porn in case his mom visits. If he dies, he wants her to DVR Bones. Her frustration goes unheard as his phone cuts out, and his co-pilot (Bill Hader) confesses his undying love to Carol.