Upstairs, a tousled Jack fortifies himself with scotch before asking Geiss's spirit, via Argus, to give him a sign. The bird hops off its perch toward the liquor cart. Jack takes that as a sign Geiss wants a drink, so he pours the bird a double. As the bird dips its head and clucks obliviously, Jack addresses his senpai. He says Geiss was like a father to him and that he wants to live his life to make him proud. "I just wish you could be here to watch me do it," he sighs. Argus paternally touches his plumage to Jack's knee, and with that Jack may have finally addressed his underlying bereavement.

Back downstairs, Lemon finds Grizz sitting on the stage with his head in his hand. She tells him it doesn't matter who's his best man because "love is weird..." (cut to shots of Jenna and 'Gina in flagrante) "and sometimes gross." She tells Grizz to focus on the love he shares with Feyoncé, to cherish it, and maybe not leave it alone with Dot Com. A few minute later, she's corralled the guys to announce that she'll be serving as Grizz's "woman of honor" and will be speechifying in a dashiki. Did we mention that Grizz is getting married on the same day as Cerie? And a third person that I've forgotten. Recapper, you suck!

Bonus! Jenna serenades a mirror to the tune of, appropriately, "All By Myself." The mirror's reflection is -- you guessed it -- 'Gina. The camera pans up to reveal the shman in all its glory, dressed identically to Jenna. They come together to hog the power notes equally, stopping only for a repulsively wide-mouthed kiss. You guys might have to Hulu this one because I'm not sure words can do it justice. And I'm not sure they should, frankly. Until then, you know the drill...