Lemon: Hey, dummy! What are you doing to Grizz?
Tracy: Whoa, you watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand. [He reveals the back of his, which has a sign on it that reads, "Please be nice to me."]
Lemon: You gotta grow up about this best man thing.
Tracy: Liz Lemon, I don't even wanna be best man. Why would I? Show up on time? Not lose the ring? Keep my shirt on through dinner? Pshhhhhh.
Experimentation for All, I Say!
Lemon: Jack, I just found out that Jenna is dating a guy who does a drag show -- as her.
Jack: Lemon, what is with this food layout? Kenneth says he needs some sumac bark and shrub yellow root to make a poultice for Argus.
Lemon: How is your thing weirder than mine?
Jack: I am not letting that bird die. For God's sake, if we can put an ear on a mouse's back, we can certainly make a peacock immortal.
Jenna-tation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
Lemon: Hey, Jenna, so nice to meet Paul. Interesting guy. How much do you know about him?
Jenna: Well, I lost a toe ring in him, so I'd say a lot.
Lemon: No, I mean what he does at night. And what he wears there. And who he's being?
Jenna: So you know about Paul's act?
Lemon: What, you know about Paul's act?
Jenna: How do you think we met? Paul won a Jenna Maroney impersonator contest -- in which I came in fourth.
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