Tracy Knows Best
Italian Crew Guy [watching Sue eat fro yo]: Hey baby, you like Italian ice?
Tracy: Hey! Watch your mouth, she's only 34 years old! ... K, what's wrong with me? First I don't want to go to strip clubs, and then I get angry at the hilarious dude that says somethin' awesome.
Kenneth: There's nothing wrong with you, sir. It's just, you're treating Sue like family now. It makes you feel protective of her.
Tracy: But I'm not like that with my sons. When they were little, I threw them in the deep end of our pool... to help them get over their fear of sharks.
Kenneth: Well, it's different with girls -- you want to protect them from the world. I'm proud of you, sir. It's like a whole new part of your heart has opened up.
Tracy: Thank God! 'Cause the doctors keep tellin' me it's pretty clogged.

RaT A Dat Tat, For Short
Jenna: A mother? I'm not a mother! Would a mother be planning a sex tour on Vietnam this spring?!
Lemon: Look, you are a beautiful woman, but you can't play prom queens and murdered runaways forever.
Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!

Jenna's Choice
Lemon: You can try to fight getting older. You can be like Madonna and cling to youth with your Gollum arms. Or you can be like Meryl Streep and embrace your age with elegance.
Jenna: So you're saying it's a choice? Between the dignity of middle age and the illusion of youth.
Lemon: Two paths -- Meryl Streep... [pushes out lips and makes sour face] or Madonna.
Jenna: Very well. I will emulate my acting inspiration. A woman of profound poise, whose career is what we all aspire to--
Lemon: Okay, this build-up is making me nervous.
Jenna: ...a woman whose feminine grace and normal outfits are an inspiration--
Lemon: Just say who it is, and I'll feel better.
Jenna: ...someone whose very name stands for enduring beauty and the wonder of womanhood!
Lemon: Please don't say--
Jenna: Madonna!