30 Rock

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As for the best lines of the night:

The "He's Got a Better Agent" award goes to the kid who had these gems:
"Some day I will have an office like this...to clean."

Jack: "All you need is a role model."
Kid: "Like R. Kelly and Michael Vick."

(Upon Jack arriving in his limo) "Hey you guys, it's that King we met."

The nervous skill of romance
Jaime: Now I'm getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here?
Lemon: What? Sexy? You are. Shut up!

Inside the box
Jaime: Are you doing anything Saturday night?
Lemon: Just gellin' like Magellan.

Frank's Ziggy phase
(On being gay for Jaime) "I've got some real thinking to do. It's scary and also exciting."

Could I interest you in an Ionic Breeze today?
Jenna: These things happen, Liz. I had my no sex with Asians rule but then one day you walk into Sharper Image and there's Kwan.

I'm too old for you and your borough
Liz: I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

Ruth Gordon reservations for two
Lemon: That's right. I have a boy-toy and we look awesome together.
Lutz: That's great, Maude. How's Harold?

Kenneth, mid-sentence
"... and they all seem to really hate my Grandpa cause they keep yelling 'kill whitey' and I'm like, 'What do you think you are, alcohol?'

The obligatory Tracy Jordan joke
Jack: One word: Surge
Tracy: That's two words!

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