Bonus! Lemon completes at least one part of her fantasy life by sitting down with a milkshake to watch herself dancing like a psychotic Chihuahua on meth in the background of an emotional scene between Bo and Hope on Days of Our Lives. She grins and shouts, "That's me!" every time her bit pops up behind Bo's head. After a while, even the characters themselves must take notice. She's just that... fine.
You're the jokes! You're below! Somebody bring you some laaaaaaaaaaaughs!
Lemon's Theme (The Most Ham That She Can Eat)
Lemon: Liz Lemon's got her very own talk show! [Singing.] I'm a star! I'm on top! Somebody bring me some haaaaaaaaaam! [Speaking.] I used to sing that when I was a kid.
Jack: Yes... Well, it's really happening for you, Lemon. Between TGS and this, you're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
Tracy: Liz Lemon, I need to talk to you.
Lemon: What's up Tra?
Tracy: Come over here and check out my corner -- no trap!
Tracy: "Come over here," I said... in my normal tone of voice. Liz Lemon, I've recently realized I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries. It's 'cause I don't have a daughter.
Oops! ...She Did It Again
Angie: Why are you handcuffed to the book shelf I built my husband?
Lemon: Tracy did this to make me tell you he wants to have a baby girl.
Tracy [pats Lemon on the head]: You did good!
Angie: Really? Have you lost your mind? I'm not going to raise another child by myself.
Tracy: What are you implying? I'm a very attentive father.
Angie: Oh please, Tracy. Where were you last week during Tracy Jr.'s birthday party?
Tracy: There was a better kid's birthday party up the street?
Angie: I can't believe you made me come up here for this! Now I won't have enough time to shop for Christmas presents and still get my hair did.
Tracy: Your hair did? You just got your hair did. You have to get your hair did again?
Angie: It needs to be did every week!
Lemon: Maybe we could un-did these handcuffs?
Tracy [overlapping]: Racist! ... You know what? Keep your hair appointment. I'll do the Christmas shopping this year to prove to you that I can be reliable and finish everything that I-- [Picks up coat and walks out.]
The Banks Ultimatum
Devin: D.C.'s great -- so many men in uniform down here.