30 Rock

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Babies on Board

30 Rock. Tracy finds Kenneth and tells him that his words have had an impact. Tracy is determined to fix the world, starting with "the worst place ever." Nope, not IKEA on Saturday. Africa! Tracy says he's leaving today. Kenneth has but a split-second to digest the news before Jenna materializes from thin air and orders him to begin moving her things into Tracy's dressing room.

Plane. After Carol announces that it's going to be "about another half hour," Lemon goes rogue. She tells the passengers that Carol has gone insane. He cuts in over the intercom and tells them not to listen to her. She tells them, based on her recent viewing of Crimson Tide, that it's time for mutiny. He announces that he is invoking Sky Law to make silence the shrieking harpy. She spills that he had the option to go to a gate, and thus the rabbling starts. Carol rushes out to shift the blame, telling them Lemon caused this situation by refusing to admit she was wrong. The air marshal suggests they both admit they were wrong simultaneously. Instead, they both shout, "1-2-3, never!" The staggering lady points out that they shouldn't date because they're too similar. Lemon starts toward the back so she can pull the emergency slide, Slater her way out of there, and "become a folk hero like that guy everyone hates now." She tells him to try to stop her, so he pulls the marshal's gun and threatens, "I will waste you!" She picks up the nearest old man and tells Carol he'll "have to through this old bastard first." He slowly lowers the gun, she loosens her grip on the old timer, and they both realize what an insane situation they've gotten themselves in. She mumbles that she hopes they can still be friends.

A while later, she gets back to her apartment as Jack calls to announce they had the baby. Prods Avery, "We? We?" He tells her to shush and get her rest. He acknowledges that the baby (who looks about eight months old, btw) is Canadian-American but promises to treat her "just like a human baby." He recounts the night's shenanigans and frames it that he had to step up. Avery screams in the back that he quit, and he asks sharply whether they gave her a Percocet. Lemon realizes ruefully that someone eventually has to quit to make a relationship work. She wishes Jack and Avery the best during the lifetime of fighting the double-edged sword. Jack reminds her he called because it was supposed to be a joyous occasion. She cheers up and starts talking about her evening with Carol, but she's interrupted when Avery and Jack become incensed that the whack job Socialists on the Canadian medical team will not take their money. They grab Baby Donaghy-Jessup and walk right out of there.

30 Rock

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