Tricks are for Kenneths
Lemon: I went to the dentist yesterday, and I actually found out about my mystery guy.
Lemon: And I now know that he is English and that he made me laugh.
Kenneth: That's wonderful. Even if he does come from a country that's nothing more than the dried husk America came out of. So are you going to call him?
Lemon: And say what? That "you're my future husband?" I'd like to at least to know what this guy looks like before I put myself out there.
Kenneth: Then we need to find a way for you to see him -- through trickery! We all know deceit is okay if it's done for love, like when Lot's daughters got him drunk to repopulate the world through incest, or when Screech went to the masquerade ball in disguise so Lisa would kiss him!
Brian Williams: Hey CNBC, Nightly News rules! [Throws a Nerf football down at Avery's feet like he made a touchdown.]
Avery: Go break a story, Williams!
Brian Williams: Nightly rules!
Jack: Avery, I have some information for you, but in exchange I need you to do something for me.
Avery: Okay, I told you last night: No. Why would you even want to braid my hair?
Jack: Because it's romantic and I'm really good at it.
Stupid Is As Stupid Acts
Tracy: This is stupid.
Jenna: This is not stupid. These are the building blocks of the craft of acting, something I have dedicated my life to ever since my very first job as "Baby Stuck in Well" in a commercial for well guards -- "Well guards. Guard your well. Well."
Kenneth: I remember that commercial! You were a fat baby!