Studio. Samurai sword-wielding Tracy meets up Kenneth, who for his part has a ski mask and a hammer. Kenneth heads off to get that darn cat, and Tracy promises to catch up to him before any actual violence occurs. Of course, instead, he gets distracted by Anne Curry on the television touting some Oscar buzz for his latest movie, Hard To Watch. Tracy realizes he doesn't have to do anything if he can win an Oscar: "Then my obituary will read 'Oscar winner' instead of 'children's soccer heckler,'" he says hopefully. He sheaths his Samurai sword and goes about his day, saying, "I think I'm forgetting something." A flash of horror crosses his face: "I left Tracy Jr. in Atlantic City!"

Meanwhile, Kenneth has reached the hero cat and sets Tracy's ill-conceived plan in action. He screams that he wants to kill the cat, looking around desperately for Tracy to come stop him. Instead, Jenna shows up shouting, "Killing cats is wrong -- unless it's for a hat!" She clocks Kenneth on the head with a fire extinguisher and is hailed as a double hero by all, including the Page who earlier deemed her not important enough for pre-obit. Jenna triumphantly flings down the extinguisher, pronouncing, "And tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin!" During the swell of applause, Kenneth croaks out that he's very injured. Unfazed by the attempted assault, hero cat leaps to a desk and calls 911 on his behalf.

Jack's office. Avery calls Lemon in to tell her that her weird, vague mentor-mentee relationship with Jack can continue as before. She leaves, telling Lemon she's briefed Jack on her problems with her father. Jack takes Lemon's phone to call Dick and nip this irrational problem with some good, old-fashioned fear. When Dick answers, he puts on a thick Jersey-by-way-of-Queens accent and plays a juicehead who vacillates between being pissed at Dick for trying to steal his girl, then being pissed that Dick doesn't think she's good enough when he denies everything. He lays it on thick, threatening to bring his three brothers over and kick Dick's ass. Dick hangs up in fear. Jack gives it a few seconds and calls back as the juicehead, a corrupt fireman juicehead at that, saying he's going to set Dick on fire and not investigate it. Dick promises no such action will be necessary, as he is returning to Philadelphia that day. Juicehead Jack ends the conversation on a brotherly note, saying Dick should cherish and honor his marriage. The subject of grandkids comes up, and Jack takes the chance to throw in a jibe at Lemon before hanging up and saying, "Go Necks!" Lemon takes back her phone and immediately shows Jack a weird growth on her leg. Just like olden times!