Elsewhere, Lemon finds Tim and lies that Jamie Lynn wants him out of her life. He takes it without a fight. But then that damned John Lithgow appears to eff everything up. Damn you, George Henderson! Lemon realizes that error of her selfish ways and admits that Jamie Lynn actually wants Tim in her life more than anything. She escorts him upstairs, where he ogles her baby boobs and sings sweetly with Jamie Lynn about cobwebs and rainbows... until Lemon cuts them off. She doesn't have to listen to that shit anymore.
Meanwhile, Frank doesn't understand why Jack is now discouraging from him to attend Columbia Law. In a veritable shot-by-shot of Harry and the Hendersons, Jack sends his woodland ape back where it belongs.
Later that night, Jack and Lemon parse the day. They "cheers" to Lemon getting everything she wants... some day. The glow-y moment is interrupted when a harried, disheveled John Lithgow staggers to Jack's door asking for help getting out of maze-like 30 Rock. Jack unflinchingly shuts the door in his face. You would, too. Need I remind you of Third Rock from the Sun? Yeah, I thought so.
And now for your little powdered sugar-covered, comedic sugar high...
Sounds Like My Kind of Friday
Pete: Donuts and then bed. What are you depressed about... or celebrating?
Where Do I Get My Tickets?
Jack: It's Friday night, and I need something to do.
Lemon: Don't you have some gallery opening or a fundraiser to give bow ties to inner city youths?
The Mitigation Diet
Lemon: I want mine to stay, please.
Donut Girl: You want a dozen donuts to stay?
Lemon: And skim milk.
Absentee Father Knows Best
Jack: I grew up without a father, too, Frank. Good old Billy Donaghy left when I was two. He'd show up every now and then to impregnate my mom and punch out umpires at my little league.
How 'bout That Etymology?
Frank: My whole life, I said I was gonna be something -- restore the glory of the Rossitano name. It's Sicilian dialect. It means "well poisoner."
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means "dun basket."
Lorenzo Lamas Will Lend You His Shoulder
Lemon: Man, there are just so many different devices for guys to not call you on now. When I was your age, you could just be like, "Oh, he probably tried to call but my line was busy," and then just watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep.