Frank: One Day as Famous as Dr. Z!
Mama Rossitano: I am so proud of you -- a lawyer! Some day you'll have an ad on the subway -- in both English and Spanish!

Jack's Only Shot at a Danny Tanner Moment
Jack: Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape, or Sasquatch, and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became his friend. When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength, and by God, he did it! Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do... for the woodland ape. You think about that.
Lemon: What? Is that Harry and the Hendersons?
Jack: You've seen it?
Lemon: This is my life, Jack!

Tracy's Possible Birthday Wishes
Kenneth: We've narrowed it down to own a Robocop, hunt the elephant that paints, or breakfast in bed.

Just moments later...
Tracy [seeing Jenna sans wheelchair and back brace]: My birthday wish came true! I wished for you to get better. I was going to wish for breakfast in bed with Robocop while an elephant paints us.
Kenneth [exchanges knowing look with Dot Com]: We were close!
Tracy: But then I saw you with the back brace on right before I blew out my candles. It's a birthday miracle!

Pep Talk-ish
Lemon: Do you know how many people want what just got dropped into your lap? "Oh, now's not a good time. I wanna go to Burning Man!" Shut up, Tim! Do you love Becca?
Tim: More than anything. She's my soul mate, and...
Lemon: You're not listening. Nut up, right now. Get a job and help raise that kid. Love it because it has your gooney face and get married and have disposable cameras at the wedding, because it's fun and people like it!

Big Babies, the Lot of 'emJack: I guess, in a way, we both lost children today.
Lemon: Yeah, but mine was real, Jack. Yours was Frank.

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