Downstairs, Pete is passing through the studio when Reggie asks, "Hey, is that a to-do list? 'Cause if your wife's on there, I've already taken care of her." Pete angrily challenges him to "the wrestling of arms" at midnight on the stage in front of everyone. Reggie thinks tomorrow would be more convenient. Pete says he'll meet him anytime, anywhere -- except for a 5 PM PTA meeting he can't miss because he's this week's Snack Dad. Reggie must be shaking in his boots!

Out in the corridor, Jack notes that Lemon looks like Hell. She explains that she was spending the day thinking like Tracy in an effort to find where he's hiding. The results were predictably disastrous. Her last hope is to get Jeremy the lizard and hope Tracy calls to wish him a happy birthday.

Jack finds Jenna in her dressing room. She informs him that Connecticut is home to the oldest public library in the United States. He wonders, "Could you use that to motivate Slaughterface sewing the sheriff's mouth to his own anus?" Jenna types away furiously. Jack deems her work elegant but asks if "vaginatorium" should be capitalized.

Pete and Frank leave work for the day. Along the way, Pete sees Reggie at one of the doors. He brags about how he's going to humiliate Reggie in front of all his meathead buddies. Frank thinks Pete's like a new man. "I am," affirms Pete. "Last night I had sex with Paula, and neither one of us was wearing a Walkman." They continue looking at Reggie disdainfully until they notice his ex-wife come up and publicly berate him for being a broke loser. Pete comments, "Never thought I'd feel sorry for a guy with a tattoo of a leprechaun vomiting on a book."