The Pitfalls of Fame
Tracy: As a time saver, I will refer to the two of you as "KLemon." I wanted that next level, KLemon-- Now remember, to save time, you two are KLemon -- it's a combination of--
Lemon: Just keep going.
Tracy: I had everything I dreamed of -- awards, respect, Justin Long's autograph. But I also got expectations. People thought I could change the world, and it's too much pressure, like the time I got stuck in Temple Grandin's hugging machine at the Golden Globes party.
Lemon: You pretended to be in Africa so that no one would be disappointed in you.
Tracy: I'm sorry that I did this to you, half of KLemon. I had no choice. Sean Penn wanted me to go to Haiti with him, and I'm not strong enough for the pain and the human misery... of a three-hour plane ride with Sean Penn.
Tracy Takes Off
Tracy: I'm tired of hiding. I just want my old life back.
Lemon: Then you need to stop respecting you and remember what an idiot you are. You're off the leash, Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash, it's a very long skin tag!
Lemon: You want your old life back? You're Tracy Jordan! Hulk Hogan called you a dirtbag, the NAACP once hired someone to kill you, you wore a penis hat to Princess Diana's funeral!
Tracy: Because I had worn it to their wedding. It was special to the three of us!
Lemon: You were the worst, and you can be again. You just have to go out there and remind people who you really are. Go trash a hotel room, expose yourself to Elmo, visit OJ in jail again, attack the Lincoln Memorial with a hammer!