30 Rock
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Chasing Tracy

Jenna: Thank you!
Jack: Wait, that's our project? This is exactly what I was talking to Lemon about. Three years, millions on rewrites, $20,000 in first class flights for the drill! And we still have nothing to show for it.

Thinking Like Tracy
Jack: Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.
Lemon: We had, Jack, then we lost him. So Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon thinking like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club, and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.
Jack: Well, tomorrow's another day, so go home, drink a glass of wine, and watch a show about wedding cake disasters.
Lemon: I can't go home, Jack. TGS goes away if I don't find Tracy. I'm just going to wait up and hope Tracy calls his lizard.
Tracy: Did you make sure Tracy wasn't pretending to be his own wax figure at Madame Tussauds?
Lemon: Yes. There was some confusion, and I ended up punching the real LeVar Burton... I'm gonna go get Jeremy. I hope he's not still in heat. He has gotten my top off before.

The Pitfalls of Fame
Tracy: As a time saver, I will refer to the two of you as "KLemon." I wanted that next level, KLemon-- Now remember, to save time, you two are KLemon -- it's a combination of--
Lemon: Just keep going.
Tracy: I had everything I dreamed of -- awards, respect, Justin Long's autograph. But I also got expectations. People thought I could change the world, and it's too much pressure, like the time I got stuck in Temple Grandin's hugging machine at the Golden Globes party.
Lemon: You pretended to be in Africa so that no one would be disappointed in you.
Tracy: I'm sorry that I did this to you, half of KLemon. I had no choice. Sean Penn wanted me to go to Haiti with him, and I'm not strong enough for the pain and the human misery... of a three-hour plane ride with Sean Penn.

Tracy Takes Off
Tracy: I'm tired of hiding. I just want my old life back.
Lemon: Then you need to stop respecting you and remember what an idiot you are. You're off the leash, Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash, it's a very long skin tag!
Lemon: You want your old life back? You're Tracy Jordan! Hulk Hogan called you a dirtbag, the NAACP once hired someone to kill you, you wore a penis hat to Princess Diana's funeral!
Tracy: Because I had worn it to their wedding. It was special to the three of us!

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