Meanwhile, Jenna has taken Lemon to a bar with Lilith Fair-style music, ample seating, and clearly marked fire exits. Lemon scours the place for something to hate and zeroes in on the name, Canal Yards Project, which she deems "hipster nonsense." Before she can leave, Jenna orders them some drinks. The bartender asks for their IDs, and Lemon tells him the fact that she participated in Hands Across America should date her sufficiently. She goes into her wallet and discovers her license is missing. She thinks it's her cue to go home, but a hot guy (Eion Bailey) approaches to return her license. They bond over a mutual love of white wine spritzers and some sort of nerd conversation that I can't even pretend to understand. [Why aren't droids allowed into the cantina in Star Wars? It's a legitimate question! - Zach] She sexily removes her coat... to reveal her sweatsuit. He gives her a sexy smile.
Back at 30 Rock, Frank premieres the demo of his and Pete's song. Sample lyrics: "Castles form in the sand. Could this really be God's plan? Or is it never too late, never too late? It's never too late for now?" Pete notices with some irritation that Frank has mixed down his vocals to nothing. Frank thinks it sounds better, but Pete asks accusingly if it has to do with "her." Pan over to Yuki, Frank's new Japanese girlfriend who is totally breaking up the band. Whose name is "Sound Mound," btw. Pete goes to cancel the 5,000 T-shirts he ordered, but Cerie intercepts him with the first of twenty boxes, clearly marked "NO REFUNDS."
Canal Yards Project. Lemon settles in for another round with the dreamboat, whose name is Anders. She compliments him for not having "one weird little tooth." He invites her back to his hotel room to order Eat Pray Love and make fun of it. Lemon is down: "Julia Roberts in a movie about eating? Give me Kirstie Alley -- someone who knows what she's doing." Anders offers her his hand to go, but she shies away. Just then, a fight breaks out. Anders calls it "typical night club malarkey," grabs her hand, and leads her to safety. They get outside, and Lemon tells him her heart's pounding like she's watching Oprah's farewell season. With this new development, she's beginning to doubt her graceful transition to spinsterhood. Anders gets serious. He says that he doesn't "believe in science or signs from the universe." What he does believe is that it's never too late for now. Cue Pete and Frank's one-hit blunder as Anders scoops Lemon up for a kiss and we're treated to a full-on spinning camera shot.