Lemon: I deserve to be loved!
Frank: Oh no, she's going wide...
Lemon: I am a proud single woman!
Lutz: When did it become about this?
Pete: Go out the window! Save yourselves!
Lemon: I may not have a real family, but I thought at least I had one at work. Which is not what I wanted for myself, by the way. You think when I was a kid I dreamed of someday spending $1,200 on a karaoke machine to impress a bunch of pasty losers?
Jenna: And a professional singer who's beautiful but doesn't know it!
Could There Be a Better Concluding Thought?
Pete: Everybody shut up! We need to figure out what we're going to do. [All eyes drift to Lemon.]
Lemon: Oh, really? Now I'm a part of the group? Now you like me because you're in trouble, and you need someone to bail you out?
Toofer: Yes, that's exactly why we like you!
Frank: We love you. You solve our problems. That's what you're good at! So what if you're not fun at parties?
Jenna: Yeah! You know who's fun at parties? Paris Hilton, Andy Dick, Tracy... and they're all gonna burn in Hell!
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