The next morning, Lemon walks into the writers' room to find the staff playing a shot game to the Today Show -- every time they give a dumb travel tip, drink! Jenna, in a man's shirt and no pants, interrupts the game to seek Lemon's guidance about her fauxmance with Franco. Since the kiss, everything seems hollow. Lemon tells her what she's feeling is perfectly natural, and that she wants something real. Lemon's pep talk is interrupted when she spots Randy and his sailor boyfriend on the Today Show, announcing their dishonorable discharge from the Navy, spur-of-the-moment engagement, and elopement to Massachusetts. Lauer tells them to save money by taking a sandwich. Drink!

Outside, Tracy hits on the latest crop of hot pants-clad back-up dancers. She tells him her name's Virginia -- one of his possible baby names -- and he has an epiphany that everyone is someone's daughter. Zoinks!

Down the corridor, Kenneth picks up the phone, looks at the keypad, and has a revelation. He runs up to Jack's office to tell him that Nancy's code, 55287, spells out "KLAUS," which must mean she's been thinking about Jack for years. Jack says he needs to think about his next move, he's gotta play it cool. Blurts Kenneth, "You should buy a leather jacket!" Jack tells Kenneth to fetch Cerie.

Lemon has fetched Randy and is set on sending him back home. He counters that she's not really living if she's not dancing until dawn and hooking up with random strangers. He tells her that they're going to do the makeover for real and go out that night. She agrees and starts thinking aloud that she shouldn't give advice to Jenna since she can't even sort her own life. Randy stops her with a "Talk to the hand" gesture, then pauses and asks if he did it right. Lemon congratulates him on sufficient bitchiness, and they hug.

Back at 30 Rock, Jenna breaks it off with Franco. He is frustrated at first, then she tells him to grab happiness by the pillow. Komiko, he's a-comin' for ya, baby!