Jane, You Ignorant Slut:
Lemon: "Hey, you ready for Larry King Live tonight?"
Tracy: "You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch. Oh, um."
Do They Celebrate Uno Commands in Your Country?
Aasif: "You bring $800 dollars, rich lady, or I throw the phone away."
Lemon: "What? Oh yeah, I'll definitely do that, on Opposite Day!"
Aasif: "I'm new to this country. Is that a real thing?"
Silent Comedy Award:
The caricature of Elisa on a skateboard.
Up Next, Tracy Recaps Doc Hollywood:
Tracy: "But then he scores a basket, even though he's not a wolf anymore."
Larry King: "We're here with Tracy Jordan, who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot to Teen Wolf."
Larry King's Brilliant Exposition Transition:
Larry King: "Tracy Jordan, saying three serious things and then a joke."
Chris Tucker and Tracy Jordan Star In: [translated] Out of Place Black Men Treasure Hunt Mystery:
Larry King: "Have you been to Asia, Tracy?"
Tracy: "My work has taken me there. I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but two weeks into shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan."
Bobby Jindal's Bedtime Story:
Kenneth: "Was it 'The Day Is Done My Sweet, for the Lambs Have Been Decapitated'?"
Bobby Jindal's Favorite 80's Song:
Kenneth: "I knew it! That's '99 Red Balloons,' Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song."
Thou Shalt Not Place Any Word Before "Boobies":
Lemon: "There is an adult picture of me on that phone!"
Kenneth: "Adult? You mean like you're driving a car, or wearing a suit?"
Lemon: "It's a boobies picture, Kenneth, and I only kept it because, for once, they were both pointing in the same direction."