And now for jokes that boldly go where, well... many jokes have gone before. This time with 100% more dead baby cows!
Single and Reluctant to Mingle
Jenna: How many more of these things are you going to?
Lemon: Line dancing this afternoon, then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting -- or as I like to call it, "Singles Fart Suppression."
Jenna: Maybe I should go with you, be your wingman.
Lemon: Oh, thanks, Jenna, but you don't want to do that.
Jenna: No, it'd be good acting research for me. I'm up for a role in National Lampoon's Van Wilder's Wingmen Incorporated.
Lemon: I look forward to not watching that on an airplane.
Never Trust a Bald Barber... or a Lemon with Dating Advice
Jack: Lemon, the grown-up dating world is like your haircut -- sometimes awkward triangles occur.
Lemon: I feel like you've been saving that one.
Jack: Obviously this is unexpected. I really didn't think that Nancy would ever get divorced.
Lemon: Why would a lady get divorced at 50? Stick it out! Men die first, then you have two wonderful years, then you die.
The New Black
Tracy: I'm telling you, Dot Com, old-school racism is back.
Toofer: How can racism be back when we elected a black president?
Tracy: Barry Obams is the one who brought it back!
Toofer: So you're saying that racism is back because white people no longer feel sorry for us?
Tracy: Hey, something's going on. You know what I saw last night? A Slomin's Shield commercial with a black burglar!
Dot Com: That's not good.
Grizz: Come to think of it, I saw a white judge on Law and Order last night!
Tracy: Oh yeah, it's back on! Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah CoverGirl commercials.
Avery: You always know you're at the right party when it feels like The Riddler is about to attack. Look at this guest list -- Harvey Weinstein, Glenn Beck, Ashley Olsen.
Jack: These are the people who make New York great.
Avery: Come on, let's do the red carpet together. The Post will love it! "Money Bunny Avery Jessup Steps Out with Sex-ecutive Jack Donaghy."