30 Rock

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Michael Neal: B | 2 USERS: C
YOU GRADE IT
MILF Island

Jack thinks Debor-ah is in line for her own talk show after this performance then asks Jonathan to turn up the heat and send Kenneth to join himself and Lemon. Jack asks him to track down the person who this quote is attributable to. Jack asks Kenneth to guess as to the culprit and all the while Lemon glares at him, glasses off. Before he can share though Jonathan interrupts with an important phone call from Dick Cheney. Jack seems more annoyed than flattered but takes the call out to his balcony. Now with some alone time Lemon warns Kenneth not to muck this up for her. Her and Debor-ah say in unison: "I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to be No.1." Tracy busts in. "Liz Lemon, I can't believe they put what you said in the paper." What he's talking about is not the unfortunate quote about Jack. It's a Cathy cartoon. In the last panel Cathy yells out "Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!" which, Tracy goes on to explain, copies exactly what Lemon said the other day. Then we get a flashback of the other day and Lemon behind a counter screaming ... you have the idea. It was funny. Nothing I can say will punch it up any more than that.

Jack is recounting to Lemon some of the horrors of his stutter and Lemon in kind talks about her own childhood having to walk pigeon toed in corrective footgear. People who are familiar with Damon Wayans stand up career will be familiar with this. Lemon insists that it made her a better person and the same goes for Jack with his stutter. He interrupts her. It's final round elimination time.

Outside the staff keeps bickering amongst themselves about the quote until Tracy demands order. He passes the speaking banana around the room so that everyone will be allowed to speak before making a judgment. He hands it to Josh but midway through his first sentence Tracy, sans-banana, yells out "that dude did it!" The crowd erupts again in disorder and disagreement. Lemon tells them to keep it down and Josh hurtles the accusation her way. "Maybe Liz did it." Lemon freaks. After all she's done and this is how she is repaid? She's on the very verge of tears and demands an apology from Josh who suddenly looks like Jimmy Fallon at a funeral. He quickly backtracks to apologize. All the while Kenneth is in the background looking like Jimmy Fallon at a funeral. Wait, I used that already. OK, try it again: He apologizes and all the while in the background Kenneth looks like ... Jimmy Fallon at a funeral? Christmas bells! Why do I keep doing that! Kenneth marches into Jack's office and tells him he's the one behind the awful quote in the paper. He was fed up having to fold MILF Island T-shirts until 2 AM the night before and got cornered by a reporter after work. Jack scolds Kenneth then asks Lemon if she has anything more to ad. "You disgust me," she says and smirks knowingly at the TV as Debor-ah is applauded for having manipulated and lied her way to a win on MILF Island.

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