Finding a lump on your balls -- it's not that it's embarrassing. That's the wrong word for it; it sucks. Keep in mind they don't show Jack's balls. So don't get mad at your TiVo ladies. Lumps on balls give men the yips by the way, and that's putting it mildly. What do you think causes a golf slump? Jack is nervous and sleepless the next morning when Elisa walks in. She convinces him to confide in her about his medical condition. In response, she puts her hand down his pants to check the lump. Keep in mind she's a nurse. She grabs his... (laughing sorry) ... she grabs his, uh... (laughing) okay... she grabs his balls. (BALLS!) Her hand down his pants, they make small talk. "Plans for the weekend?" asks Jack. Elisa is going to her niece's debutante "ball" in Prospect Park. She tells him to go see a doctor. "Thanks for telling me what I already know. You should work for the Huffington Post." Who wrote that line? Whomever you are, take a bow. Elisa suggests that Jack talk to his friends and family but he shrugs it off with an "I'm fine." "Don't try to be a senor macho solo," cautions Elisa, but Jack will handle this alone.
Episode Report CardMichael Neal: C | 2036 USERS: B-
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