Jack finds Kenneth in the hall and confessed that he told Hank about the black bar concept, but that he presented it as his own idea. Kenneth thinks that's wonderful, and wants to move on to the next topic. Jack tells Kenneth that he has him over a barrel and needs to do something about it, but Kenneth doesn't want to. Jack tells him that bosses always steal from employees, but the employees get something in return. Kenneth says Jack didn't steal anything from him, because best friends can't steal from each other. So not true, but then again, they're not best friends and Kenneth is a nutball. Kenneth tells Jack to stop being a Silly Simon, and leaves him standing sadly in the hallway. Jack yells after him that it doesn't work this way. "You're the one being a Silly Simon!" Tell him, Jack.
Carmen and a camera guy are in Lemon's office to do that interview about the single mothers in their 40s when Lemon shows up. Carmen says she thought she'd just ambush Lemon, and hopes she's not unprepared. Lemon lies that she's not at all, duh. Carmen grills her, rapid-fire: