Down the hall, it's time for the Jenn-tervention featuring Pete, Kenneth, in-house hair stylist Richard Esposito and Jenna's two psychics. She wails that she'll have no part of it, then excitedly commands them to write their letters.
Angie is tearing Webster a new one for a bounced check as she walks into her dressing room and finds Lemon on her computer. Seeing that her mind-trickery was a resounding flop, Lemon has gone rogue and is trying to hack Angie's computer to e-mail Tracy the following: "Tracy, as your wife, I'm ordering you to come home. The kids need you, and I want to give you all the sex things you like. For instance, doing it across the bed instead of up and down. Come home now. Sho'nuff, Angie" Angie tells Lemon to mind her business, then rips a strand of Lemon's hair out. "There's more where this came from," she says, "I'm contractually obligated to pull out some bitch's weave eight more times this season!"
The Jenn-tervention continues with Jenna singing about the beauty of redemption. Finally, after Pete reads his letter, Jenna accepts the gift the others are offering her. A strange man walks in, and Pete introduces him as Charles, who has a van waiting outside to take Jenna to treatment in Minnesota. Jenna's face falls. Pete interviews that he only partly wanted to see the fear in Jenna's eyes. He also realized that, with both Jenna and Tracy gone, he could file an insurance claim and get paid without working.
Randi: "After my second husband shot me the second time, I realized that love is the most important thing in the world." With that, Frank finds Lynn at her restaurant job ("one of the benefits of being in love with a registered sex offender"). She apologizes that their reunion didn't work out. He tells her she was right and proceeds to throw all his childish things into the deep fat fryer. He says he wants to become the man she waited for -- "the man [she] helped cheat on the President's Physical Fitness Test" (his weak point was the shuttle run). She winces as he moves to throw his Skeletor action figure into the bubbling grease. He tells her, "Skeletor's not my favorite. You are." Her blurry-faced boss comes up to ream out Frank for ruining his cooking equipment, fires Lynn, then demands a release to sign so he can raise awareness among viewers about Blurry Face Syndrome.









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