Wool Council chairman Eugene Grimby (Victor Garber) welcomes Jenna as the council's newest celebrity face. She tells him it's an honor and mentions that in the past she was the face of Clinique, a French-Canadian anal rejuvenation clinic, as well as the feet of FilthyLittleFeet.com. In light of these prior endorsements, Grimby notes that, with wool being such a wholesome fabric, Jenna's contract will include a morality clause that includes her personal life. He points to a magazine article entitled "Hooray for Hollyweird? Jenna's Four-Legged Love Affair," showing Jenna walking Paul/'Gina like a dog on a pink leash. Grimby worries that Jenna's values don't jive with that of the brand. Jenna assures Grimby that she is in a committed relationship with Paul. He asks if Paul's a cross-dresser. Jenna can barely contain her chortle: "Goodness no! Paul is a gender dysmorphic bigenitalian pansexual." Grimby says perhaps they should take a few days to think things over, but Jenna knows that old line. She insists that Grimby meet Paul to see how "normal" they are. She adds, as a sheep eyes her from the end of the table, "Our relationship is everything that wool is about -- love, warmth, chafed skin." She sings directly to the sheep, "Oh noble sheep, we eat your babies. We use your brain to fight off rabies, but the most beautiful gift you give us is wool." The sheep looks over at Grimby and gives him a silent nod. They set a date for dinner at Jenna and Paul's apartment for the next night. He warns her that it must be a completely normal dinner, "not just for the National Wool Council but also for my wife, whose parents were killed in front of her while an episode of Three's Company was-- you know what? I'll let her tell the story at dinner." He bids Jenna "wool-come" to the NWC.