Tracy: "So how am I looking, Dr. Spaceman?"
Dr. Leo Spaceman: "Tracy, I don't know how to say this... Dee-ah-bah-tees?"
Next Week On Tool Academy
Lemon, to herself in the mirror: "Stop sweating, you idiot. What is wrong with you? You stupid bitch!"
Next Week On Charm School
Jack: "Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy. Teamwork. Insight. Brutality. Male Enhancement. Handshakefullness. And Play Hard."
Comedy + Time (How Old is DotCom?)
Tracy: "There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken, like Larry Bird or Colorado."
Kenneth: "It's not a myth. Gentleman, back me up here."
DotCom: "I don't know. My dad had diabetes, and he ate whatever he wanted. Until he died on the day I was born."
Tracy Does His Talking Over Another Conversation Thing
Toofer: "You know, there's a conspiracy theory that after the Civil War the U.S. government spread false information about diabetes..."
Toofer: "...to keep the newly freed slaves sluggish and docile."
Tracy: "And I heard that from Yusef Jackson."
We'll Get Lunch After L.U.N.C.H.
Jack: "We'll win this thing and then we'll go to class.
Lemon: "I don't want to go to class."
Jack: "No, Lemon -- C.L.A.S.S. It's an acronym for Consuming Lunch and Simple Socializing."
Lemon: "Now that just seems intentionally confusing."
Home Sweet West Virginia
Kenneth: "I've seen too many people back home die from diabetes and go-cart accidents to sit idly by while you ruin your health. You need to eat better."
Alf Alternate Intro
Frank: "Alf ate cats."
Tell Me Something Else Smart, Dumbass
Lemon: "Say something, haircut!"
Jack (observes the Lego train): "You can't have more wheels on one side than the other."
"I'm Supposed to Pee In It At Home."
Jenna: "I'm the one who had to take the Silkwood shower this morning."