The First Half: An Allegory on Masturbation
Lemon: "No, don't worry. I get boundaries. 'Sorry, Liz, my parents' basement only has room for five sleeping bags,' or, 'No, I'll come over after prom, and we'll make nachos together.'"
Jack: "Lemon, this is a part of our problem. I give you a simple managerial suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel."
Silent Comedy Award
Lemon tries to figure out the door, while she holds two plates of omelettes in her hands.
Jack: "Like a waitress."
Lemon puts one plate on the middle of her arm and opens the door.
The Sugar Shake
Kenneth: "Mr. Jordan, I am begging you as a friend to eat better. I just don't want to see anything bad happen to you."
Tracy: "I'm fine, Ken. I have so much energy my hand keeps on dancing."
Jenna's No Fly List
Hair Stylist: "I heard about you and Frank."
Jenna: "I know it's hard to believe. Now Dog the Bounty Hunter is the second grossest guy I've been with."