30 Rock

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Michael Neal: B | Grade It Now!
Losing Your L.U.N.C.H.
Lemon: "I get it. You brought me here in case you needed me, but now that you have your cool Six Sigma friends I can go back to the lake with the fat kids and make bracelets."

The First Half: An Allegory on Masturbation
Lemon: "No, don't worry. I get boundaries. 'Sorry, Liz, my parents' basement only has room for five sleeping bags,' or, 'No, I'll come over after prom, and we'll make nachos together.'"
Jack: "Lemon, this is a part of our problem. I give you a simple managerial suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel."

Silent Comedy Award
Lemon tries to figure out the door, while she holds two plates of omelettes in her hands.
Jack: "Like a waitress."
Lemon puts one plate on the middle of her arm and opens the door.

The Sugar Shake
Kenneth: "Mr. Jordan, I am begging you as a friend to eat better. I just don't want to see anything bad happen to you."
Tracy: "I'm fine, Ken. I have so much energy my hand keeps on dancing."

Jenna's No Fly List
Hair Stylist: "I heard about you and Frank."
Jenna: "I know it's hard to believe. Now Dog the Bounty Hunter is the second grossest guy I've been with."

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