Away with that, and please escort in the best lines of the night:
Jack's 30 Rock solid proof of our intent to evolve
"I get my haircut every two days. After all your hair is your head suit."
It just so happens that I own it on DVD. It's right next to my "Worst Basketball Player In Indiana" trophy.
Lemon to Pete: "You know me. I never make assumptions about race. Remember? I asked that black guy if he had seen Sideways?"
Edie shows her chops
Jack: "I'll have a white rum, with a diet ginger-ale and a splash of lime."
C.C.: "Wow. I never would have pegged you for a University of Tennessee sorority girl."
Grizz: "Did you retrace your steps?"
Dot Com: "Or go back to the dry cleaners?"
Kenneth, exasperated: "Yes, obvious twins."
Easy to hate freedom to
[A Doors song plays]
Lemon: "Nice ringtone, Jack."
Jack: "It's not my ringtone. I hate that San Francisco sound."
Donaghy longs to filibust that
C.C.: "I got all the way to Harlem when I heard Vagner coming from my phone."
C.C.: "I'm working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks. I'm helping Hillary retool her universal health care platform."
Jack: "God I want to kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things."
A different shade of black, called statutory
Jack: "We're just on opposite sides of a feud."
Tracy: "Oh, I get it. Romeo and Juliet. Capulets and Romulans...I'm Black, she's White. I'm Black, she's light-skinned Black. I'm Black, she's seventeen."
And the Daytime Emmy goes to...Kristen Wiig!
[After being shot by the dog] "I'm going to get into politics."
Raheeem "Fred" Dream
"America's government shocked my nuts."
Once more for clarification
C.C.: "In 1998 I got shot in the face by my neighbor's dog."
Jack: "C.C., I'm so...wait, what?"