30 Rock

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God Vs. McDonald's
Jack: "These McFlurries are amazing."
Elisa: "Let a McFlurry be what it is. The world's greatest dessert."

A Protestant:
Elisa: "Don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics that only goes to church every Sunday."

It's Been Sewn Shut:
Frank: "Hey Kenneth, you know how this company makes an effort to hire the disabled?"
Kenneth: "Do I? I wouldn't have this job if it weren't for the mouth on my back."

"Ditto," Expressed the Man:
Jack: "Elisa is deeply religious."
Lemon: "If I had those knockers, I'd be thanking God, too."

Weird. "Filthy Jack," Sounds Filthy, Too:
Jack: "All I want for Valentine's Day is to go to Plunder and eat the Lover's Delight."
Lemon: "That sounds filthy, Jack."

Lemon Asks My Belly an Embarrassing Question:
Jack: "Imagine a dessert for two with Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-karat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?"
Lemon: "I don't know, you ever put a doughnut in the microwave?"

Jack: "I can fake enthusiasim when I need to. Hey, that scarf is fun!"
Lemon: "Thanks, I found it at Dunkin Dough-- wait a minute!"

Phone Manners:
Tracy: "NBC. Blah-blah-blah. Thank you."

Grizz, the Most Sympathetic Character on Television:
Tracy: "I know love at first sight when I see it. I saw it when I met Angie. I saw it the first time DotCom laid eyes on Grizz's fiancée."

Chicago Nope:
Lemon: "Mandy? Is that like a guy friend, like Mandy Patinkin?"

In Either Case, It's Not the Stew's Most Ringing Endorsement:
Bethany: "Why does it smell in here?"
Dr. Baird (same time): "It's beef stew."
Lemon (same time): "I got sick."

Places to Meet Chicks:
Priest: "And now a prayer for the pregnant members of our congregation. Anita Alvarez. Anna Alvarez. Annabelle Alvarez..."
Jack: "Honey, this is a Catholic church. We'll be here till morning."

I Need A Friend Nicknamed DotCom, Because That Joke Would Never Get Old:
Jennifer: "I didn't know it was a French restaurant!"
Tracy (as Kenneth): "Yes. I found it on my favorite website: Stop Showing Off, DotCom."

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