Sammy Davis smorgasbord
Tracy: "Wow. You were a Republican?"
Richard Nixon: "He sure was. Black. Jewish. One-eye. White wife. It was a big tent back then Tracy."
What happens when Colin Powell gets a 'Reverse' card in Uno?
Jack: "Dennis, what are your politics?"
Dennis: "Social conservative. Fiscal liberal."
Smells like Australian toilet water.
Dennis: "You know what I'm talking about Jack. You smell rich."
Jack: "Thank you. My cologne is distilled from the bilge water of Rupert Murdoch's yacht."
Write this down Obama
Dennis: "You've got to be a man of action in this world, you know? You can't over think stuff."
Jack: "I agree. Not thinking is what makes America great."
Dennis. Strong lover
"When I grab on I do not let go. Like a killer whale going nuts on his trainer at Sea World."
Jenna's unflinching compromises
"Love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop, and hiding alcohol in perfume bottles. That's love."
Inga from Russia
Dennis: "I don't need this. Do you know a stripper offered to give me a squeezer last night? A white stripper."
How JC Watts feels
Tracy: "My fellow Blackmericans -- hey Jack can I just say Black Americans? There's no such thing as Blackmericans."
Jack: "That's great. That's why you're here."
Eat your heart out "A More Perfect Union"
Tracy: "Dr. King once had a dream. A dream we all share. To build a 200 ft. high wall to keep Mexico out and he also hated the estate tax."
Jeff Jarvis laughs for all the wrong reasons
Jack: "Save it for your iVillage blog Lemon."
A Tim Conway guest appearance?
"There's your weird."
Rigged beyond belief
Lemon: "You failed the firefighter's exam?"
Dennis: "Yeah, it's totally biased against the Irish."
"Star of the Show" no prize winner
Dean Winters put up one hell of a fight and Tracey did his usual Tracy thing to perfection but Alec Baldwin just landed too many solid rights at the end of the day to be denied. I mean come on, "save it for your iVillage blog?" He might actually get a prize from me for that one. Alec Baldwin, Star of this show.