To Each His Own... Vasectomy
Dr. Spaceman: A vasectomy is a very serious decision. I want to make sure you've both thought this through.
Jack: I have. I've thought about it and decided I don't want to have children.
Dr. Spaceman [checks box]: "Family Planning." And what about you, Tracy?
Tracy: The Cosby Show lied to me!
Dr. Spaceman [laughs]: I don't think there's a box for that on the form. What about "Cheers Lied to Me?" Now, for the procedure you can choose between local or general anesthesia. I should warn you that general anesthesia can cause powerful hallucinations. So... I'd highly recommend it. I'll schedule both of you for the morning. Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in -- 'cause I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you. Until tomorrow, gentleman... We all see the little black boy waiting in the corner, right?
Jack and Tracy nod heads at Tracy Jr.
Dr. Spaceman: Okay, whew!
Lemon: Brian is gay, Jenna. The drama did not make him want to move out.
Jenna: Well of course not. Drama is like Gay Man Gatorade, it replenishes their electrolytes.
Priceless Junk, Indeed
Jack: The Geiss name used to be synonymous with success, power, funny incidents where women died at barbecues. Now it's being dragged through the mud. This is why I'm having a vasectomy.
Tracy Jr.: Yeah, but look at that picture. He had some good times with his kids, too. That junk is priceless.
One Man's Garbage, Another's Green
Kenneth: Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you the greenest person at TGS, Mr. Frank Rossitano. He never wastes anything. I've seen him eat from the trash.
Frank: What's a trash can but a big salad bowl filled with trash?
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