Tracy Jr.: I know what that means.
Tracy: And yet you won't tell me!
Jack: I've been thinking a lot about family lately, about my legacy. I've been watching a friend go through an ordeal with his children, and it has only affirmed that I was not meant to have any of my own. And that I never will.
Tracy Jr.: It's not that simple. Now, what if a girl tries to trap you, like Nicole tried to do me on the band trip. Bitches can be tricky... I'm goin' to get some strawberry milk. [Walks out.]
Tracy: Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa! I mean, having a family is also the best thing a man could-- [Look to make sure Tracy Jr. is gone.] He's gone. So I'm in the strip club with Charles Barkley and one of the hobbits--
Tracy Jr. [walks back in]: Hey daddy!
Tracy: Damn it! I can't live like this! I'm gettin' a vasectomy, too.
Jenna in Charge
Kenneth: Excuse me, Miss Maroney.
Jenna: Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now, what is it?
Kenneth: Well, I've been put in charge of reducing TGS's carbon footprint, and everyone has to chip in.
Jenna: Kenneth, I once took a low-volume shower with Ed Begley, Jr. What more can I do?
Kenneth: Well, let's see... [Pulls out pamphlet.] Minka Kelly says, "My show is about football. There is a football team called The Chargers. Unplug your charger."
Jenna: But Kenneth, I need all of these. This one's for my cell phone. This one's for my laptop. This one's for my erotic massager. And this one's for something personal.
To Each His Own... Vasectomy
Dr. Spaceman: A vasectomy is a very serious decision. I want to make sure you've both thought this through.
Jack: I have. I've thought about it and decided I don't want to have children.
Dr. Spaceman [checks box]: "Family Planning." And what about you, Tracy?
Tracy: The Cosby Show lied to me!
Dr. Spaceman [laughs]: I don't think there's a box for that on the form. What about "Cheers Lied to Me?" Now, for the procedure you can choose between local or general anesthesia. I should warn you that general anesthesia can cause powerful hallucinations. So... I'd highly recommend it. I'll schedule both of you for the morning. Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in -- 'cause I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you. Until tomorrow, gentleman... We all see the little black boy waiting in the corner, right?