And now for some pocket-microwaved goodness.
The next challenge on Hell's Kitchen?
Kenneth: "Are you pickling squirrel meat? 'Cause I can lend you my skull presser."
Thank God this product placement didn't involve Alyssa Milano:
Cerie: "What's wrong? You told me to be more proactive."
Liz: "No, I told you to buy more Proactiv."
In 1990, I hit the trifecta!
Jack: "I spent the better part of the last three years coming up with a portable, miniature microwave oven. Most of that time has been spent focusing on coming up with a hip, edgy name for the product, something that will appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese and homosexuals."
This is how Jim Bunning got his start:
Liz [on the phone]: "I will head up there as soon as we are dismissed for the day. Try not to let anything else bad happen."
Kenneth [hanging up]: "I'm in charge. Attention, everyone! All menstruating women go home immediately!"
I think I know that guy:
Jack: "Okay, everyone, it's back to the drawing board. Legal rejected all of our ideas. Every one of the names we came up with was offensive in some language, including English, Frank."
Frank: "They knew what a Hot Richard was?"
At last, a slogan I can get behind:
Dr. Spaceman: "Sleep or die!"