30 Rock

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Michael Neal: C+ | 2257 USERS: B-
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Remember the Early '90s?

Tracy finds Harry in his dressing room, soaking his regret in a half-empty bottle. Tracy has really taken to the directorial role and talks with a perpetual neck hang and his glasses resting on the tip of his nose. He tells Harry to put away his past differences and serve a greater cause in the name of Kenneth. "They're trying to make him wear a coat that's different than his other coat." He reunites Harry and Markie in the hallway. They make up and agree to do the fake wedding and get the money they're owed. The people in the hallway clap approvingly but not at the TV Land reunion. Cerie just walked by in a skirt and high socks.

Lemon is looking good outside of Aquarium. She's waiting for Claire when Jenna finds her. "She texted me an hour ago. She said she was getting on the F train." A bulb flashes and she remembers the dirty double-entendre 'the F train' has come to mean between Claire and Jack. Follow? Let's put it this way, if Duke Ellington switched letters and sang "Take the F train" it would be a song about doing it with Claire. Sexually. Lemon calls Jack. "She's in your house." Jack turns around to find Claire in lingerie and an apron holding a tray of carb-based food. "You must think I'm out of my mind. Do you? You just looked away when I said that." She throws the food to the side grabs Jack and kisses him. "I know your lips will be honest."

Jenna busts onto the Night Court set telling tales of her 3-episode arc during the show as public defender Sparky Monroe the Werewolf lawyer -- man this show loves werewolves. [Who doesn't? - Z] Harry accuses Jenna of jumping the shark with her character. "You're the reason we didn't have a 10th season." Jenna is surprised that Kenneth didn't know she was a character on his favorite show. "I knew," he tells her demurely. Jenna makes a grand exit and a proclamation that "you haven't seen the last of Sparky Monroe."

Jack finds Lemon. He needs help. He's wearing one of Claire's Mystery hats. Lemon tells him to step up and end the relationship. They walk into Lemon's office and find Claire with her bare feet resting on the desk. "I'd like to suck that ring right off your toe," says Jack. Claire tells Lemon she knows the score -- that last night was all about keeping her away from Jack. She accuses Lemon of being her stalker and lists examples like Liz dating that clown guy after her. (Lemon: "I dated him before you, and he was the clowning Instructor.") Lemon tries to wipe her hands of the whole matter, but Claire puts her arms around the two of them and proposes a 3-way. "No," yells Jack, although he seems unsure for a second there. Lemon holds a perplexed look. Claire drags Jack away... for good?

30 Rock

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