And if Lemon doling out advice weren't joke enough, you also have these...
Lemon, On Being Cat-Called
Lemon: That's never happened to me before.
Jenna: Well I'm not surprised -- not because you're not cute. You are. Like a pretty refugee on the news. It's because you've always put out this negative energy. But now that you're with someone, you're happy and confident. Guys can sense that.
Lemon: Confident, huh? So can I finally wear that cowboy hat I bought at KISS-FM's Lake Jam '97?
Eyes Wide Donaghy
Jack: Seventy, Lemon. I will be 70 years old when my son graduates prep school.
Lemon: Ugh, come on. Is this about my old dad thing? I was joking!
Jack: Will I even be there for his first subpoena? Will I ever experience the father-son bonding of realizing you were both at the same masked orgy at a castle?
Dr. Spaceman: Good morning! Now, full disclosure -- most of my experience is putting babies in women.
Angie: Oh, I'm gon' kill that man.
Dr. Spaceman: You just described my morning! Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural. So would you like one as well?
Lemon Gets Squeezed
Frank: What the Hell, Liz? I thought Richie was lying. You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian guy who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I would flip over my futon for you. Not cool!
Lemon: What is he talking about?
Pete: It's not a big deal. Richie has just been telling the crew that you two are... sleeping together.
Jenna: Your new vibe is a double-edged sword, much like the kind Mickey Rourke tried to kill me with.
Lemon: Great! So that's what I get for being happy, for being nice, and rocking a cowboy hat that a KISS-FM DJ once called "a sweet lid?"
Pete: But you can't say anything to him. If you do, he'll take it out on TGS, on us. I'll be here waiting for edits until 4 in the morning when I should be at Home -- which is the name of the bar I found near the train station!
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