Later, Lemon heads to Jack's replicated office to brag about her coup de Snitterman. As predicted, she made up Snitterman to get the cast off her back. She's as impressed with her name-making-up skills as Jack is with his. You see, he's hatched a plan to send Kenneth and Cerie over to Nancy's under assumed names (Silas and Mary Mt. Peppercorn) and have them put in an offer with his money. Jack turns his attention back to The Snitterman Identity. He smugly says he wishes he could in that marvelous brain of Lemon's to see where she comes up with her ideas. Then he opens the door saying, "Oh wait, I can." Just across the corridor from Jack's office is a placard reading Dale Snitterman. Blergh.
Back on the Freedom Trail, Tracy (in an "IMPEACH GEORGE W. ASHINGTON" T-shirt) is back to terrorize that "slave-owning time traveler" John Hancock. The re-enactor tells Tracy that John Hancock was a patriot. Tracy walks right into it, saying that patriots are overrated. He says this as a group of football jersey-wearing meatheads walk by. Patriot needles them some more by saying (the P)atriots suck. They pummel him. Just another day in a foreign city for Tracy!
Nancy's open house. Kenneth has gotten into character by parting his hair on a different side. He starts his spiel about how he and his wife are in the market for a home. Except he bungles the name, calling himself Silas Marymount Peppercorn. He is forced to make up a fake name for Cerie on the spot. He goes with Moronica. Then she says, in an American accent, that she's British. Kenneth continues on in his script, unnecessarily explaining the disparate level of attractiveness between himself and "Moronica." When Nancy starts the tour and mentions the partially finished basement, "Silas" jumps to make an offer. Yeah... cover effectively blown. Nancy looks on incredulously.













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