Daily Alerts, I'm Sure
Lemon: Have you seen this Tracy thing?
Jack: I am aware of it. I have a Google News alert for the phrase "Tracy Jordan Ridiculous Disaster."
The Bucket List, Donaghy-style
Jack: Live in a house with stairs. Beat up a Russian. Hit Mom with a car. ...Fly on a plane -- I've flown on Air Force One. Go to Disney World -- Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands. I've danced with Queen Noor. I've hunted the world's most dangerous game -- man. [Jonathan coughs.] Excuse me, manatee! I once shot a manatee. [Indicates photo.]
The Great White-Haired Way
Jenna: It's funny, I actually played Peter Pan on Broadway. Did you know there's a Broadway Street in Tampa?
Jack: Tracy, listen. You can't go into space. Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day.
Tracy: What is this? Horseville? 'Cause I am surrounded by neigh-sayers. Word play!
Lemon: That is solid.
Tracy: Look, when I was a kid in the projects, I would look up at the stars and dream of going into space -- of escaping the slums, of killing a Ewok! Now the man that kid has become can make those dreams come true! Do you know what that's like?
Jack: Oh, I do.
Tracy: Then you know why I have to do this! As Robert Browning once wrote, "Oh, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what is a heaven for?" I was prepared for the possibility of this meeting!
They've Put Many a Great Career on Hold
Lemon: Jenna, stop. Yes, what you did was disgusting, but how long have we known each other?
Jenna: Fifteen years! We met at that car dealership audition in Chicago. You were trying to be an actress then, despite your neck.
Back Then He Was Known as "Jacqueline"
Jack: You know, I wore nothing but hand-me-downs until I was 12 years old.
Kenneth: I thought you were the oldest, sir.
Jack: Oldest boy.
Plates, Pillows? Same thing!
Lemon: I want you to understand how unimportant you are. You are not the love of my life. You are not capable of hurting me. And you could never do anything to damage this friendship.
Dennis: It was in your bed.
Lemon: Oh, come on, guys! I eat in there!