Lemon gets home early to find subway hero Duffy lounging on her couch. He lied to his mom about finding a job so he crashes at Lemon's place during the day -- no harm, no foul. He wants to know if she has something to tell him and then plays an answering machine message from a nurse whose tone sounds very similar to the messages his sister's got in high school. "You're pregnant." Duffy starts blurting out his baby demands, like that it be named Morpheus after The Matrix if it's a boy. Lemon kicks him out.
Jenna finds Kenneth in Tracy's living room and shows him a very special tape. No it's not the RoseTomnna tape everyone was clamoring for over at TMZ. It's a tape of his personal essay for the Olympics page position. She presses play. Jenna endorses Kenneth with some hidden camera footage full of backdoor compliments (for her not him) and a heartfelt song: "So beautiful in every way/I see myself in youuuu". Kenneth is overjoyed and thanks her. He has 20 minutes to rush over to NBC Sports and submit it but at the elevator Cerie wanders by, pulling on her hair like a strange untouchable nymph (water nymph) and informs him that someone wants him to carry 12 boxes of copier paper to Stage 1. A conflicted Kenneth remembers an ancient Chinese ethos: "Duty before self." He goes to get the copier paper.