Jack and James go through files trying to find something so incompetent it would get them fired. James unearths just that when he discovers a file on the government's secret plan to create a gay bomb that would reduce enemy soldier's combat posture by making them totally gay-bones for each other. Lest you think this is some great and elaborate flight of fiction by the 30 Rock writers I point you towards this real news story I wrote about just a summer ago. "This is exactly what we've been looking for," exclaims Cooter. The only hurdle now is finding money in the Congress for it but Jack just happens to have a friend.

Tracy marches in to Frank's office with a prototype of the Uncanny Valley game. He gives it to him to play and thanks him for all his hard work and tireless effort. Meanwhile Kenneth and the 12 boxes of copier paper reach Studio 1 only to find a diabolical Donny laughing at him. It was all a ruse to make him miss his deadline but while Donny holds on to Kenneth's slim shoulders Hornberger(!) pierces his leg with a bow and arrow. "Run, Kenneth, run!" Kenneth does just that but not before expressing sheer terror towards Pete. He makes his way through the hall more fleet of foot than even Dr. Leo Spaceman in a cape. Lemon is leaving yet another phone message for Jack but she pauses to marvel at Kenneth who grabs a pole then uses it to press the up button on the elevator. He dismounts on the NBC Sports floor and hurls his application envelope into the closing doors for the Beijing Summer Olympics HQ. Then he vomits into a blue bucket.

C.C.! It's C.C. voiced by one of my favorite voices on television Edie Falco. Jack dragged her out of a meeting hoping to convince her to lend him the money for the Gay Bomb project. "I did certain things for you in bed that you were going to reciprocate but then we broke up before my birthday so now you owe me," says Jack in what is surely not a first in American political bartering. Zing! Politics. C.C. begrudgingly agrees to help him get fired. Later Jack sits by candlelight in his office about eat a slice of pizza when he plays his cell phone voice mail messages. They are all from Lemon. The first one is the "It's all happening" message and from there it echoes all the crazy events of her day. She's pregnant. It's Dennis Duffy's. She wants it. Duffy he knows. Kenneth just did a flip into the elevator. Baby crib shopping. Happy. Sabor de Soledad. Doctor call waiting. Never mind. I'm not preg ...