Meanwhile, Tracy has donned a green suit with little motion sensor balls as he does his preliminary effects test for the Garfield movie. Unfortunately, his emotions have been unleashed, so he gets a little too intense on his line delivery at the small boy playing Nermal. The director tells Tracy to take it down a notch. Tracy delivers his Oscar-ready hard knocks speech about how he'll never be able to forget the things he's seen (see below). He says there are things inside him that must get out and if the Garfield movie won't allow that, then he'll win his Oscar somewhere else. Everyone on set gives him a standing ovation as he stomps out in the suit, with the director screaming behind him.

Back at the wedding, a groomsman sits down next to Lemon. She takes one look back at Wesley, who is winking spastically. Well, as they say, desperate times... She turns to the groomsman and asks if he has a job or a girlfriend. He's a single lawyer. She gives him the fast and loose version of her dilemma and invites him to be her date to the wedding. He appreciates her direct manner and has a little tidbit for her to know, too: He's a plushie. He explains what exactly that means and loses her right around the time he gets to "yiffing." She marches back to say she'll marry Wesley.

A bit later, Lemon is in the middle of her Corinthians reading when Jack and Nancy arrive. Nancy naughtily notes that they've been up to some "bad crap." Jack takes this as his cue to confess to his love triangle. She goes off on him and nearly walks out, but he pulls the Mass card, saying she has to stay until the final blessing. She says that she'll be out of his life forever the minute the service ends. Up on the pulpit, Lemon gets a message from Jack pleading her to stall. So Lemon stalls: "And now an unscheduled reading that I think is appropriate for this lovely, romantic occasion: 'But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground--'" Seeing that this verse is not so much appropriate, she soldiers on: "'Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son's foreskin--'" Nope, that's not it! She can't help but blurt, "Come on, Bible! Help a lady out!" before finding something that's less horrifying: "'For he has sold us, and he has indeed devoured our money.'" To be continued...