2012: The Olympocalypse
Lemon: This is just a date, Wesley.
Wesley: You know that's not true. I wouldn't be here if there was anybody else. I'm your best option, and you're mine. You see, I lost my job two days ago, and I'm now facing a little residency issue.
Wesley: I won't go back there, Liz. I can't suffer through the London Olympics. We're not prepared, Liz! Did you see the Beijing opening ceremonies? We don't have control over our people like that.
When in Toys 'R' Us, Do As the Plushies Do
Lemon: Excuse me, do you have a job and are you here with someone?
Mike: Ummm, I'm a lawyer, and I'm single.
Lemon: Okay, friend, here's the deal -- my name is Liz. I almost got 1200 on my SATs, and I need a date for this wedding, and I like your head shape. What do you say?
Mike: I would love to be your date, Liz. I like how forward you are. And may I tell you something? I'm a plushie.
Lemon: Is that a fraternity?
Mike: Kind of. It means I belong to a group of like-minded people who dress in mascot costumes--
Mike: And have orgies in hotel rooms and state parks--
Lemon: There it is!
Mike: Our term for intercourse is "yiffing."
Lemon: Would you excuse me, please?
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