Wait! I almost forget about the jokes and the one-liners. There were many.
I wonder what Ebony started out to be?
Jack: "Volure's a God. He was the first man to be on the cover of Fortune and Jet magazine at the same time. Of course that was back when Jet was actually about jet ownership. That magazine took a weird turn."
The Parcel families oral history
Kenneth: "Sometimes kids act out when there's a big change. I know I was a handful when our family moved from our farmhouse to that militia camp in the woods."
Tracy Jordan's IMDb page
Kenneth: "You know what they say? Money is the root of all evil."
Tracy: "I thought that was just a tagline from my movie Death Bank."
The gift that keeps on giving.
Jack" "This is the most exciting day of my life and I was pulled onstage once to dance at a Bruce Springsteen concert."
Stating the obvious for the win
Hornberger: "I can't do it because my head is to big for the helmet. So any volunteers?"
Frank: "No but you have a big head."
Hornberger: "It's not a burn. I just said that."
How Detroit GM's arrive to Senate bailout hearings
Gavin: "I'll send a helicopter to take you to the train station."
What David Brooks would call "the loyal opposition."
Jack: "Laundry Kenneth? I know we pay you a living wage. I fought against it."
I wish that didn't sound familiar.
Lemon: "What's the upside? It works and you have to have a bunch of sex?"
Jack: "Lemon what do you want? Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life?"
Lemon: "No. I just wish I could start a relationship about 12 years in when you really don't have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows and then go to bed without anyone trying any funny business."
Well it's not a white thing.
Jack: "Lemon, don't over think this. Gavin is a fabulous guy. If I were dating a man he would be at the top of my list with Michael Jordan, Denzel Washington, Taye Diggs ... God do I have a black thing?"