Pete is still, still stuck and eyes the phone on the other side of the room from him. He throws his right shoe and knocks the receiver off the hook. He just needs four numbers that will call anybody in the building for help. He throws his wallet at the buttons. Score! That's one number. He throws his watch. Score! Two. He throws his other shoe. Scores again! One more number Pete baby and you and I are moving on to the next scene. He throws his wedding ring. Score! The phone rings ... "Hello you've reached Peter Hornberger at TGS. Please leave a message." Pete bellows a mighty wail of disgust.
The staff is acting hot and bothered in the lobby outside Jack's office. They start yelling at each other from the heat of the room. So much so that Kenneth covers his ears. Did I mention that Human Giant's Rob Huebel is playing MILF Island's Jeff Probst role? As host he asks MILF Deborah (not Debor-ah) about the hardest part of being on MILF Island. Her answer carries as a voice-over through the rest of the scene. Her answer is the physical challenges. Being tired, hungry, and wanting to go home then reaching inside to find strength you didn't even know you had. As she says this we see Pete dragging the vending machine a few inches across the floor then, in the most terrifying moment in the history of 30 Rock not involving Buck Henry and sexual innuendo the vending machine begins to tip over onto him. Host Huebel goes on to explain that either Deb-o-rah or Debor-ah will be going home and it will be revealed ... after three more breaks! Gotta love Huebel.












