Kenneth raps the song "Top That" from the movie Teen Witch in front of a live studio audience. They clap. I roar. Kenneth apologizes to the audience. It seems the regular warm up comic OD'd at a gay man's apartment, so that's a whoops. How would Ellen handle such a thing? Dance, I guess. Off camera, Lemon tells Jack she has decided to go to the bridge tomorrow to meet Stuart. For his part, Jack expresses some second thoughts about his love for Elisa, but Lemon tells him "It's not about where things start. It's about where things go. Tracy told me that. He's kind of on a roll." Jenna gets announced to the stage as Janis Jopler. "Until we get the life rights we have to protect ourselves," is Jack's remark. Jenna performs "Piece of My Heart" using lyrics that Jack wrote, minutes before, backstage. She sings lyrics such as "Take another little chunk of my lung, now baby!" and "Life makes you sweet food."
The song plays on into the next day. Lemon walks up to a small man standing with his back to her on the Brooklyn Bridge. "Waiting for someone?" A shocked mother turns around and pulls her son away. It's a child. They leave and in their stead is a very frustrated Stuart holding a bouquet of roses. "Shut it down!" he announces to no one in particular, a lot like Liz actually. He walks away, in the direction of Brooklyn. Lemon goes the other way. That's so Carrie. She should be wearing a tutu. Jack walks into his house and sees Elisa standing there. He grabs her and plants an animal man kiss on her. End
Jokes? A few.
Such is Nature
Jenna: "OMG Liz. Look at you and me, and our biological clocks. You're going baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents."
Silent Comedy Award
Tracy's Benny Hill network special.
That's Actually Minus Zero Assests
Tracy: "When Angie and I got married my only assets were a toaster oven and two tickets to a Young MC concert."