The next day at TGS, Jack pulls his trump card: Kenneth. He recruits the scrappy young page to deliberately cut off Tracy, thereby exploiting Tracy's Achilles' Heel; not being able to do anything for himself. Just then, the phone rings. Kenneth seems utterly reluctant, but Jack promises this will be the only way to get Tracy back. Kenneth answers the phone in the voice of Cranston, a ragamuffin NBC Page on exchange from the gutters of Derbyshire. Tracy leaves a message.

Elsewhere, Lemon looks wistfully at a picture of Drew. Jenna comes in for a supportive conversation. Of course, it turns out that Lemon is talking about Drew, but Jenna is, of course, actually talking about her hair.

Over in Jersey, Tracy's family has abandoned him, too. He calls for Kenneth but instead gets a weeping Cranston.

Kenneth marches up to Jack to put an end to this madness. He pours himself a scotch as Jack makes the hard sell for his mercenary tactics.

Down in Studio 1A, Jenna is live with Meredith Vieira, touting her selflessness. Just as the stylist makes the first cut on Jenna's hair, Meredith brings up the fact that Tracy reportedly quit over a contract dispute. She spells out that that means Jenna is the only star left on the show. Jenna flips her shit and runs off a live TV show set with the sole snipped lock in her hand, desperately searching for some glue to reassemble her broken self. Oh, honey, it's going to take a whole lot more than glue...