The Downside of The Bubble
Lemon: Something happened with Drew.
Jack: Oh no! He's had a BFF?
Lemon: Ugh, never! It's The Bubble! He is a doctor who doesn't know the Heimlich Maneuver! He can't play tennis, he can't cook, he's as bad at sex as I am... but he has no idea!

Sit Down, Esposito!
Jenna: Thank you, Team Jenna, for being here. Obviously my Today Show charity hair cut is just the first stop on my reinvention tour.
Pete [under his breath]: This is serial killer language.
Jenna: My mother's boyfriend raised me to believe that a woman's hair is her crowning glory. A hair cut can make or break a career. Before "The Rachel," Jennifer Aniston was just a chunky nobody who couldn't get a job.
Hair Stylist: Wasn't she already on Friends?
Jenna: Richard Esposito, move to the back! But if I make the wrong choice, I could end up like Keri Russell, Felicity Season Two. Everyone shout out words that describe my beauty.
Pete: Fading!
Cerie: Eighties!
Richard Esposito: 1880s.

Hulu This Right Now! J-E-L-L-Hell No!
Jack: Lemon, you've met Rick from Accounting.
Lemon: Hi.
Rick [hereafter referred to as "Fake Bill Cosby"]: Hello.
Jack: I've arranged for one of Tracy's childhood idols to reach out to him.
Tracy: Hello?
Jack: Tracy, this is Jack, I have someone here who wants to speak with you.
Fake Bill Cosby: Tracy, this is Bill Cosby...
Lemon [whispering]: Really? This is your strategy?
Jack [whispering and smiling]: I heard him do this at a party!
Fake Bill Cosby: ...I want you to come back to the TGS for the people who like the jokes and the things.
Tracy: Bill Cosby, you got a lotta nerve gettin' on the phone wit' me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette!
Fake Bill Cosby: I think you're confusing me with someone else.
Tracy: 1971. Cincinnati. She was a cocktail waitress with the droopy eye!
Fake Bill Cosby: I'm the guy... with the pudding...
Tracy: Don't try to tell me what to do! Heathcliffe Huxtable, wit' yo' light-ass kids! Jack! Why would you make me talk to this man?
Jack: Tracy, wait! [Deepens voice slightly.] Tracy this is Billy Dee Williams, I just wanna say I love your work, it's very smooth... [Lemon groans and walks out.]