In his office, Jack announces that desperate times call for desperate measures. He's actually going to take ideas from underlings Jonathan and Kenneth. Jonathan's idea is for a movie that combines action and romance. That's all Jack wants to hear from him -- he asks Kenneth for his ideas for a name for the pocket microwave. Kenneth immediately comes up with "Funcooker." Jack loves it. He sends Jonathan to call legal. And then Jonathan tells him that it's time for the reading of Tracy's apology on television. Cut to an Access Hollywood anchor reading Tracy's statement of apology. And then they cut to a commercial, which features Tracy explaining that he does not really apologize. And then he acts like an advertising robot in order to fill up his thirty seconds. Jack turns off the television; he's not upset, because he has the Funcooker.
In the courthouse, Liz is calling Kenneth to tell him that she'll be able to return to the show within an hour. And then the bailiffs lead Ms. Gawkey past her. Ms. Gawkey: "Where you rushing off to? Work? Not me. I'm gonna have a sandwich in my cell and take a nap. This man [referring to the bailiff] opens doors for me. I'm free. Freer than you. I'm freer than you!"
Dr. Spaceman tells Dr. Vicky that his lab rat, Professor Bananas, is dead. He needs to borrow her car. On stage, Jenna is just putting on her bear outfit. She tells Kenneth that she's doing great. But she wonders, "is your vision steadily narrowing down to a pinpoint, as if the darkness is closing in on you?" That hasn't happened to me since I quit recapping Grey's Anatomy. In a hallway, Jack is watching a monitor, which is showing the scene being set for the "Robot & Bear Talk Show" sketch. Liz runs in, out of breath. Jack tells her that everything is fine. And then, as the sketch goes live, Dr. Spaceman runs through the corridor, screaming, "Jenna needs to sleep or she's going to die!" On the monitor, we see him run onto the set and ask which of the two bears (along with one robot) is Jenna; when one bear raises its paw, he starts smashing the bear's head against the talk-show-set coffee table and shouting for her to go to sleep. [The sketch is instantly funnier than an entire episode of SNL. - Z] It takes a few seconds for this to register with Jack and Liz, and then they run into the control room. Tracy (who is not in the other bear costume or the robot costume) has jumped onto the stage. Liz whispers a prayer that Tracy will cover for Jenna and Spaceman. Instead, Tracy shouts out, "Hey, America! Check out my funcooker!" And then he moons America. He moons America good. Jack can't believe Tracy just used the word "funcooker." Kenneth is standing behind him: "Oh, that's where I've heard that." Jack runs onto the set just in time to get smashed in the face by a stool that Spaceman is using to hit Jenna. And then Liz tells the director to go to commercial. Which, unfortunately, is just another commercial in which Tracy shows America his funcooker in order to fill 30 seconds.