Jack tells Lemon in his office that he has a thing for her friend Claire, and Lemon tries to warn him off of her. She's "crazy puddy" and by puddy she means pussy (I think). Only it's too late. Claire walks out of the private bathroom while putting her outfit back on. Ten minutes past the meeting at the elevator and Jack and Claire have already bumped uglies. "Hey Liz. Jack was just giving me directions, uh... to the F train." Lemon backs out of their planned night out and Claire seems oblivious as she walks out. Lemon accosts Jack. "What were you thinking?" Lemon has seen what Claire can do to men, powerful men even. She witnessed Claire take down Scottie Pippen, the drummer for The Bodines, and someone else's boyfriend who ran a small but prestigious clowning academy. "She's crazy. Like 'grab a cop's gun' crazy." Jack tells her it sounds like sour grapes. He's hooking up with Claire no matter what.
Tracy leads a blindfolded Kenneth to the set, and then unfolds him. "Some of the cast of Night Court!" Harry Anderson, Markie Post and Charlie Robinson, to be exact, who played Judge Harry, Christine and Mac, respectively. Harry chimes in first. "This is the sick kid you were telling us about?" Markie Post gives him a racecar, and Kenneth announces that it's the greatest day of his life. First he found a quarter this morning and now -- "Um, I lost a quarter earlier" says Mac reaching for it to be replaced by Kenneth. He may have been rusty, but Mac's still got the timing down.












