666 Park Avenue
666 Park Avenue

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Sara Brady: B | 184 USERS: B-
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That's Enough, Granddad!

Jane and Henry's. Jane is nagging Henry about how they're late, and she holds up her red dress, because she's dressing up as a sexy devil. But wait, there are gift boxes on the table! "Looks like we have our very own fairy godmother," Henry says, and Jane snarks, "Yeah, who lets herself in whenever she wants." That has to be against the law, right? They open the boxes, and both of them seem pretty scandalized by what they find inside. From their expressions I was expecting Olivia to have decreed that they dress as the gimp and his dominatrix.

6D. Brian answers the door to Alexis, who is dressed as a sexy nurse. She asks if she surprised him, and he says he's just not used to her knocking. Touché. Brian invites her in, and Alexis says she wants to apologize for getting all psycho, because she "thought we had a connection," but that she likes Louise and needs to keep her job. She gives him back the illicit key she made and says, "Friends?" Brian's like, yeah, but maybe we could have a threesome? He calls to Louise that Alexis has arrived. Louise is in the bathroom, staring at her empty pill bottle.

Alexis asks about the sexy doctor Louise was telling her about, and Brian gets in a snit about how everyone is exaggerating Scott's hotness. Ahem. No, they are not, sir. Alexis asks if he's jealous, and he denies it. Alexis tells him to relax, that Louise is just a patient and "he's examined her a bunch of times." This is news to Brian, who thought Louise and Scott just met today. Alexis tries to cover, but Brian asks how many times Scott has examined Louise. Alexis says two or three, and says Louise probably didn't tell Brian because she didn't want him to worry. Yes. Of course.

Henry and Jane get off the elevator. She's Tippi Hedren from The Birds, complete with crows sewn to her shoulders, and he looks like Woody the Talking Cowboy. Although he might be Gary Cooper in High Noon. Peter gets on the elevator and stares at them creepily (although he's kind of incapable of doing things in a not-creepy way). He zeroes in on Jane's necklace and stares at it (and at her boobs) for like five minutes before saying sweatily, "I like your necklace." Jane thanks him awkwardly and they get off the elevator in the lobby. Peter stays behind, and after the door closes, he goes down to the basement.

666 Park Avenue

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